HASH HEROES
! HEROES OF THE HASH........ RISE UP!!!!!!
Attn LE: There are a million fucktards on here selling addictive/deadly drugs, guns, and dangerous/deadly synthetic RC's. We are selling a:
NON-ADDICTIVE, NATURALLY EXTRACTED, Legal in some capacity in 46/50 states, Marijuana product. GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
P.S. We actually pay our taxes :)
Welcome to HASH_HEROES We live up to our title not by way of our courageous deeds, altruism, nor bravery.
We have no superpowers.
We lack proper costumes.
And the ones we do have are leftovers from Halloween.
BUT FEAR NOT You have not been led astray. WE DO IN FACT HAVE HEROIC QUANTITIES OF THE BEST FUCKING FRESH FROZEN HASH ROSIN IN ALL THE LAND.
Hash_Heroes will not blow your mind with it's crime fighting abilities, but rather it's ability to commit misdemeanor after misdemeanor with a level of professionalism only seen by the real criminals of our society. Amazon.
We will not stop any crime waves, except for the crime of overpriced hash rosin medicine that you've probably been struggling against all your life.
We do however expect you'll be too high and contented to participate in much crime yourself. (Got your back there LE)
Anyways. Enough of that crap. Here's the deal:
HASH_HEROES only sells small batch. single strain FRESH FROZEN HASH ROSIN produced with explicitly Category 3/Licensed material from top of the line West Coast Cannabis producers.
Our goal is to make money by delivering extremely high quality products below market price and do so quickly/reliably throughout the domestic US. In order to have this business model make sense, it is imperative that we have a minimum price per pack shipped of $100. In order to achieve this, we intend to offer a lot of variety and a price per gram low enough for the customer to justify spending $100 at a clip. You'll see that below.
FIND US ON ELEMENT TO ORDER. ELEMENT/MATRIX IS JUST LIKE TELEGRAM. BUT SAFFFFFEEEEERRRRR.
www.linktr.ee/DTandHH
ORDER INSTRUCTIONS/ ORDER FORM
-Payments accepted via Bitcoin(BTC) and Monero(XMR)(Preferred)
-Copy/paste the order form from below. Use PGP, Temp.pm, Privatebin.info, alternates or privnote to send address and payment confirmation.
FOR EASIEST ORDERING USE @HASH_HEROES_BOT
ORDER TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO ADD IN SHIPPING COST!!!!
ORDER TEMPLATE:
item/quantity @price.
2nd item/quantity @price
Total Price + $10 priority shipping:
price of btc/xmr @ {time of transaction/date}
total btc/xmr sent:
tx id of btc/xmr:
NAME NAME
/# STREET
City, State, ZIP.
Contact Method: INSERT TELEGRAM @ or email here
~!Completed(Sample) ORDER TEMPLATE!~
1 Package 3 with Guava Bucket and Grape Bucket @$130
1 package 6 with Grape Gas @$210
$130+$210=$340
Price of BTC @ 4:30PM ET on 2/29/24: $61000
sent .0262 btc.
tx id: xodjfalkjsfasjiewt124123zdlfnkzsnglk32423lrknadfasdfa
David McThomas
224 Main St
Psychville, PA 10292
@DMTbuyer101 TG.
Technical Details:
1.) All orders ship within 24 hours of being placed. (Sundays excluded)
2.) No tracking provided for 7 days. However in the event an order appears to be late, we will check tracking on your behalf.
3.) Free reships on orders that don't show delivered status. DON'T BE A RETARD. USE A REAL NAME FOR A REAL RESIDENT OF THAT LOCATION. IF WE FIND OUT THE NAME WAS FAKE, THE PREVIOUS TENANT'S, THE LANDLORD'S, ETC. WE WILL NOT RESHIP
4.) Bulk discounts to be discussed for consistent resellers.
5.) We are experienced darknet vendors from the cannabis space. So much so, that we are creating an entirely new alias to break ties with our previous identity. Too much history.<-
@DMTeamDNM @ZOOBURNA or @CS4HH are the ONLY @'s associated to HASH_HEROES.
Don't get scammed. CHECK PINNED MESSAGES @HASH_HEROES
USE @HASH_HEROES_BOT