BALLOONY LINE LOG REMAKE (1/3/25)
i made a google doc similar to this around 2022, this is a remake! so far, balloony has about: 160 lines! { a list written by glisten }
BFDIA:
stats: 49 lines, ep w/most lines: bfdia 16, ep w/least lines: bfdia 15
- Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp— (BFDIA 13)
- Oh my elastic! I'm alive! And Fanny, you have legs! (BFDIA 13)
- And Gaty's less hideous, and- no way! Dora! You look- so different! (BFDIA 13)
- Good news! We dodged the Basketball Shower! (BFDIA 14)
- Uh, guys? What's that spire in front of us? It's HUGE! (BFDIA 14)
- And is that a bunk bed on top? (BFDIA 14)
- The one on top of the spire, silly! (BFDIA 14)
- Have you guys locked in your teams? (BFDIA 15)
- Alright, then! (BFDIA 15)
- You're in teams based on the shapes printed on your mats. (BFDIA 15)
- You friends are SO well behaved today, what wonderful news! Do you like my new striiiiiiing? (BFDIA 16)
- Oh, you're all SO nice! (BFDIA 16)
- Did I... hear something? (BFDIA 16)
- That's a relief! (BFDIA 16)
- Huh? What is that? (BFDIA 16)
- AAAAA- Oh, hey guys! (BFDIA 16)
- Yeah! You're clear as day! Swim in that direction if you wanna see my pupil! (BFDIA 16)
- And swim in THAT direction if you want to see my optic nerve! (BFDIA 16)
- WAIT! Why don't we do Cake at Stake instead? (BFDIA 16)
- Hearts, you entered the birdhouse, saving you from elimination! Amongst the rest of you, who do you think got the prize? (BFDIA 16)
- Wrong! Now let's find out! TV? (BFDIA 16)
- Am I a good host or WHAT? (BFDIA 16)
- Well, the last few challenges have been way too chaotic with EVERYONE hosting! (BFDIA 16)
- With just one host, it'll be much more chill, isn't that right? (BFDIA 16)
- Huh? Where'd you guys go? (BFDIA 16)
- Aw, I guess you guys didn't like swimming in my eye. (BFDIA 16)
- For sure. The cake this time is... rice! (BFDIA 16)
- No, a single grain of rice. Budget cuts were especially hard this year. (BFDIA 16)
- Pencil, Coiny, Fries, you all got to the birdhouse, so you can politely grab some cake! (BFDIA 16)
- Well, get ready to feast, Tennessee, because you got the fewest dislikes! (BFDIA 16)
- Needle, Nickel and Book, you three are also safe! (BFDIA 16)
- Let's reveal the votes! (BFDIA 16)
- So, are you all done switching teams? (BFDIA 16)
- Then spin the wheel to choose the next contest! (BFDIA 16)
- Well, first, every team must pick their treasured trinket. Something you value more than anything else! (BFDIA 16)
- NO. The next step is to hide your treasured trinket somewhere secret. (BFDIA 16)
- What was that? Sorry! My ears don't hear complaining! Just go! Hide them! (BFDIA 16)
- If your team's trinket gets tagged by another team, then you're out! The last team to have their trinket tagged wins immunity. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO! (BFDIA 16)
- That's right! Needle has tagged FreeSmart's trinket, which means FreeSmart is out! (BFDIA 16)
- And WOAH Bunch's trinket has been tagged by Fries, meaning they're also out and up for elimination. (BFDIA 16)
- Fries is out! (BFDIA 16)
- Nickel has tagged Tennis Ball's treasured trinket, which means... Nickel is the last team untagged, which means everyone else is up for elimination. Go to the description to rate the videos of FreeSmart, WOAH Bunch, Team No-Name, and Fries. The one with the most likes wins a prize, and the one with the most dislikes is eliminated. See you all in BFDIA 17! (BFDIA 16)
- Calm down, Pencil! Don't you mean a world of... CAAAKE? (BFDIA 17)
- Huh? (BFDIA 17)
- Oh no! NOOOOOO!!! (BFDIA 17)
- ...Okay. I can tell that I'm not wanted, bye. (BFDIA 17)
- ...FIIIIIINE. (BFDIA 17)
- Come host now. Goodbye. (BFDIA 17)
BFB (PRESPLIT)
stats: 61 lines, ep w/most lines: bfb 3 + bfb 14, ep w/least lines: bfb 4 + bfb 11
- Flower, what have you done?! (BFB 1)
- I'm so glad you guys remembered to bring me back! (BFB 1)
- I don't need help but uh, sure. (BFB 1)
- Asasasasasa. SO MANY MEANINGS! (BFB 1)
- Okay, I'm tired of waiting. (BFB 1)
- Did you get your job yet? (BFB 2)
- You gotta do what you gotta do... (BFB 2)
- ...DAVID. YOU BETTER START LICKING THOSE JAWBREAKERS! (BFB 2)
- Little one, let's put you to use. (BFB 2)
- Your acid will speed up the proccess! (BFB 2)
- You did good, little one! Who doesn't like salt and vinegar? (BFB 2)
- oOUGH WAIT.. STOP.. (BFB 2)
- Oh, I've never been up for elimination before, this is- I'm feeling so much pressure! (BFB 3)
- Cloudy, don't get so comfortable, sleeping is Four's code word for elimination and eternal algebra class! (BFB 3)
- Oh, haha, I was just... guessing..? (BFB 3)
- Yeah, I love my Earth! (BFB 3)
- Is little one safe? (BFB 3)
- See? I told you people love salt and vinegar! (BFB 3)
- Oh boy, are we getting more salt n' vinegar? (BFB 3)
- I'm happy, no more jobs! (BFB 3)
- I know, right? (BFB 3)
- What's that? (BFB 3)
- Oh, yeah. We can totally do the same thing, but with Cloudy! (BFB 3)
- Oh, I'm sorry, David, master of baking! Sorry our cake doesn't meet your health codes! (BFB 4)
- Yeah, REAL PRO, everybody! Cloudy's doing just FINE over here! (BFB 5)
- If we don't make it over the cliff, we'll be the first to hit the ground! (BFB 5)
- How do we steer this thing? There's no way to change the airflow! (BFB 5)
- Woody, you're a genius! (BFB 5)
- I don't think our dabbing is enough! (BFB 5)
- DAVID, YOU'RE BACK! (BFB 5)
- Well, that's not our team name! (BFB 6)
- Roboty, you're not helping! (BFB 6)
- But without Four, how will we know whether David or Roboty is out? (BFB 6)
- ROBOTY! WHERE ARE YOU? (BFB 6)
- Donut, what did you do with Loser? (BFB 7)
- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH LOSER?!? (BFB 7)
- We got the ball. Beepers, let's go! (BFB 7)
- Cloudy, you still have those bandages? (BFB 10)
- Eugh.. (BFB 10)
- But I can hear the- (BFB 11)
- Nickel! Don't stab Woody! (BFB 12)
- Gimme that fork! (BFB 12)
- Well, I guess since we're just a team of FOLLOWERS, we should go in too! (BFB 13)
- WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAUGGHH- Well, isn't my life just great.-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (BFB 13)
- Oh, uh, Cloudy, I forgot to bring shovels. (BFB 13)
- Well, um- I'm an airhead? (BFB 13)
- What's that, Woody? (BFB 13)
- dID YOU SAY "SALT N' VINEGAR"?!?!? (BFB 13)
- LET'S DO THIS! (BFB 13)
- INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! (BFB 13)
- I wouldn't be so sure about that Nickel, Rocky's vomit isn't eroding as fast as we're falling! (BFB 14)
- How did Naily end up in our tunnel? That makes no sense! (BFB 14)
- Oh no, I forgot about the acid floor! Cloudy, you gotta turn around! Oh no, I forgot about the lava ceiling! Cloudy, you gotta turn around! (BFB 14)
- But his stomach's empty! (BFB 14)
- Oh? Did I just hear you volunteer yourself to get eaten? (BFB 14)
- Alright Rocky, you heard him! Go chomp that Nickel! (BFB 14)
- Hold on, what is this? (BFB 14)
- Well, I sure hope not, because then we can't escape the lava! C'mon, Little One, help me dig! (BFB 14)
- Alright. Well, if not Little One, why not you, Woody? You have arms! (BFB 14)
- Guys, I can't believe you're not helping me dig! The lava's only a few feet away! (BFB 14)
- Now hold on, you're a nail! You should have a much better chance at breaking through! (BFB 14)
- I don't know what those sirens are for, but it doesn't matter, because the lava will kill us!- OOOUUAGGHHH!!! (BFB 14)
BFB (POSTSPLIT)
stats: 35 lines, ep w/most lines: bfb 30, ep w/least lines: bfb 22
- Thank you for standing up for me! (BFB 17)
- Uh… (BFB 17)
- I only count one.. (BFB 17)
- No. (BFB 17)
- Oh, for blub's sakes! (BFB 17)
- Quick, throw out the lasso! (BFB 17)
- Ugh, I guess now we gotta head all the way back! (BFB 17)
- Do I have to remind you that you killed me one time? (BFB 17)
- Oh, she's not waking up! Maybe she needs more patting? (BFB 18)
- More comforting pats! More! (BFB 18)
- Oh no, I'm feeling so much pressure again! This is not good! (BFB 18)
- Well, tell us already! I don't like all this waiting! (BFB 18)
- Aw, alright. Bye, you guys! I enjoyed my stay. Now suck me up, Four! (BFB 18)
- Um, in that case, where are you going to send me? (BFB 18)
- Woah! This is... kinda... spooky... uh, well, goodbye, fellow contestants! Oh... here I go! (BFB 18)
- Yeah. This is awkward! (BFB 18)
- Aw yeah! Time to read up! (BFB 22)
- Uh, guess which one is really me, I guess. (BFB 28)
- Yeah, it's pretty impossible to mess this one up. Go on through, Teardrop! (BFB 28)
- Just guess which one of us is actually me. REALLY difficult, I know. (BFB 28)
- Gelatin, I'd like to sit down with you for a good lunch and ask you how you could POSSIBLY THINK THAT WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER?! (BFB 28)
- Uhh, uhh, hmm. Gelatin. Why not? (BFB 30)
- Aw, that's so true! Profily's relationships with BOTH of these finalists is so complex and dates back so far, it must be so hard for them to choose! (BFB 30)
- Uh, guys? The BFB screen thing. Magic- uh, what's happening to it? (BFB 30)
- SO BEAUTIFUL... (BFB 30)
- Was wondering when you were gonna, y'know, do what you do. Makes sense. (BFB 30)
- Save Four!? What if he pulls my fingers again?! (BFB 30)
- It also REALLY hurt me! (BFB 30)
- Not a great disguise, buddy! (BFB 30)
- I feel conflicted. On the one hand, I find Four's presence very scary and alarming, but then he goes and says "Choo choo!" which must be like the least threatening phrase ever. Y'know what I mean? (BFB 30)
- I know one final place he might be, and I know it all too well. (BFB 30)
- Yup, guys I found him. (BFB 30)
- Riiiight up there.. (BFB 30)
- FOUR!!! Time to chat now, buddy!! (BFB 30)
- And to be fair, while the BRB was rough, we did get tablets and stuff to use in those cages! (BFB 30)
NONCANON
stats: 5 lines, IXIAUWABFDIC is the only bfdi short where balloony speaks :-(
- We, too, like Xanta. Because we all enjoy receiving their gifts. All hail X-Mas. All hail Xanta. (IXIAUWABFDIC)
- Yes, Xanta. Understood. (IXIAUWABFDIC)
- Ruby was not a naughty one. (IXIAUWABFDIC)
- It's because of the lower air pressure. (IXIAUWABFDIC)
- Uh, guys? Can you finish wrapping soon? I'm gonna pop any second! (IXIAUWABFDIC)