Karris.

He’s in GMT+11 right now, so just a heads-up about the time difference.

DNFWOC.


Grew up on sugar, Saturday cartoons, and the emotional trauma of Digimon deaths. Now he’s a 9-to-5 NPC with a calendar full of meetings and a heart that still belongs to Jennie.

Not just a fan, he also survived the 90s. Barely. (When he calls himself 26++++, it’s not his real age. It’s code for “don’t ask.”)

Travels a lot, so expect some photo/video dumps from random corners of the world. Feel free to 'search' it anywhere if you think he’s faking it—he’s got “proofs".
Or maybe skip the hints and just drop him a DM.

FUB-free zone here, nothing personal. He just keeps his circle small.


Do Interact If DNI Lists
22 y.o or more (he's a 90s kid fossil so just to make things less awkward between you and him) Under 22 y.o, or faking your age (no need to speedrun aging, bro. Pass it here, I’ll take your place.)
corporate casualties (please do, soldiers) dry texter (don’t drain his energy when it’s already so rare.)
yap a lot on timeline (he'll reply to your tweets!) ask for gifts unless he offers you lol
unbothered with him vanishing weekdays FOLLOW JUST FOR NUMBERS? BLOCK Me now🫰🏼

Oh, and, he swears a lot occasionally.

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Pub: 28 Aug 2025 10:19 UTC

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