Alright my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a—wouldn't you like to know, get what I mean? And for the last three years I've been the one and only—wait, wait, waitwaitwait wait wait. You think I'm gonna show my secret identity? Come out of it. That is when I'm not playing shows, antagonising facists, staging unpermitted political action/performing art pieces. OR, having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model. I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, because calling yourself a "HERO" makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat—