var data =  ['and', 'guys,', 'I\'m', 'not', 'talking', 'about', 'creampuffs', 'here,', 'or', 'candy,', 'or', 'soda,', ' or', 'any', 'of', 'that', 'fake', 'poisonous', 'shit', '', 'I\'m', 'talking', 'about', 'REAL', 'FOOD', '', 'Meat', '', ' Coffee', '', 'More', 'meat', '', 'Fresh', 'orange', 'juice', '', 'Vegetables', 'probably', '', 'Salmon', '', 'Just ', 'lots', 'of', 'fucking', 'protein', '', 'If', 'you', 'can', 'attain', 'gallons', 'of', 'it:', 'Semen', '', 'Fuck', ' carbs', '', 'Just', 'eat', 'meat', '', 'I', 'would', 'seriously', 'bite', 'off', 'your', 'dick', 'if', 'you', 'just', ' wrapped', 'it', 'in', 'cheese,', 'and', 'I', 'wouldn\'t', 'even', 'feel', 'sorry,', 'because', 'to', 'the', ' victor', 'goes', 'the', 'spoils', '', 'Your', 'dick', 'is', 'now', 'mine,', 'and', 'by', 'eating', 'it', 'I', 'have', ' earned', 'it', '', 'Food', 'is', 'worth,', 'and', 'by', 'eating', 'it', 'you', 'gain', 'that', 'worth', '', 'You', ' attain', 'its', 'power', '', '', 'I\'m', 'reading', 'the', 'Incel', 'wiki', 'right', 'now,', 'and', 'it\'s', 'just ', 'sad:', 'Men', 'crying', 'over', 'how', 'they', 'can\'t', 'be', 'with', 'a', 'woman', '', 'Listen,', 'incels:', ' Women', 'are', 'of', 'the', 'devil', '', 'They', 'may', 'have', 'nice', 'pussies', 'for', 'five', 'minutes,', 'but ', 'the', 'rest', 'of', 'the', 'day,', 'they\'re', 'just', 'demons', 'from', 'hell', '', 'They', 'can', 'sometimes ', 'say', 'that', 'they', 'love', 'you,', 'and', 'that\'s', 'cute,', 'but', 'it\'s', 'not', 'going', 'to', 'make', ' your', 'fucking', 'day', '', 'Incels', 'who\'ve', 'gone', 'on', 'to', 'have', 'sex,', 'have', 'been', ' disappointed,', 'saying', '"I', 'don\'t', 'know', 'what', 'I', 'was', 'expecting', '', 'I', 'guess', 'it', 'was ', 'okay,', 'but', 'it', 'wasn\'t', 'anything', 'special', '"', 'Being', 'in', 'a', 'relationship', 'means', ' that', 'you', 'have', 'to', 'spend', 'time', 'with', 'them', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'it\'s', 'not', '"spending', 'time', ' fucking"', 'after', 'the', 'first', 'weeks,', 'but', 'spending', 'time', 'like', 'watching', 'a', 'movie', ' instead', 'of', 'doing', 'your', 'own', 'shit', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'soon', 'enough', 'she\'ll', 'be', 'denying', ' you', 'porn,', 'because', 'it\'s', 'seen', 'as', 'cheating', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'then', 'one', 'day', 'she\'ll', 'be ', 'pregnant,', 'and', 'no', 'matter', 'how', 'much', 'you', 'look', 'forward', 'to', 'that,', 'THAT', 'is', 'when ', 'the', 'REAL', 'hell', 'begins,', 'with', 'wiping', 'poop', 'and', 'not', 'being', 'able', 'to', 'sleep,', 'and ', 'screams,', 'and', 'shouting,', 'and', 'ABSOLUTELY', 'no', 'wanking', 'to', 'porn', 'in', 'front', 'of', ' your', 'children,', 'and', 'school', 'time', 'and', 'ALL', 'that', 'shit', '', 'Why', 'do', 'you', 'think', 'that', ' cumming', 'inside', 'feels', 'to', 'great?', '', 'It\'s', 'to', 'SUCKER', 'you!', '', 'Would', 'taking', 'care', ' of', 'children', 'feel', 'like', 'bliss,', 'then', 'sex', 'wouldn\'t', 'feel', 'that', 'great', '', '', '', '', 'so', ' you', 'incels', 'just', 'don\'t', 'know', 'how', 'good', 'you', 'have', 'it', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'with', 'the', 'new', ' rape', 'laws', 'coming', 'out', 'I\'m', 'NEVER', 'going', 'to', 'fuck', 'another', 'woman', 'ever', 'again,', ' because', 'that\'s', 'just', 'begging', 'for', 'an', 'extortion', '"or', 'she\'ll', 'say', 'she', 'was', ' raped"', '', 'Guys,', 'you', 'have', 'porn:', 'Every', 'willing', 'woman', 'and', 'pony', 'at', 'the', 'push', 'of ', 'a', 'button,', 'in', 'every', 'position,', 'without', 'any', 'effort', '', 'You', 'have', 'sextoys', 'if', ' you', 'want', 'to', 'go', 'even', 'further', '', 'Why', 'settle', 'for', 'a', 'real', 'woman', 'who\'s', 'going', 'to ', 'have', 'periods', 'a', 'week', 'of', 'the', 'month?', '', 'Do', 'you', 'realize', 'now', 'how', 'insane', 'that', ' is?', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'I', 'hear', 'that', 'guys', 'are', 'even', 'killing', 'themselves', 'over', 'this,', 'or', ' killing', 'other', 'people', '', 'What', 'the', 'fuck', 'are', 'you', 'doing?', '?', '?', '', 'It\'s', 'like', ' killing', 'yourselves', 'over', 'not', 'being', 'able', 'to', 'eat', 'spinach,', 'thinking', 'it', 'must', ' be', 'the', 'greatest', 'invention', 'known', 'to', 'man', 'since', 'you', 'can\'t', 'confirm', 'that', 'it', ' isn\'t!', '', 'Just', 'stop!', '', 'Stop', 'fantasizing', 'about', 'this', 'mantrap', 'that', 'is', 'women,', ' and', 'move', 'on', 'with', 'your', 'lives!', '', '', 'Angel', 'here', '', 'Short', 'story:', 'I\'m', 'about', 'to', ' ascend,', 'but', 'in', 'preparation', 'for', 'my', '"test",', 'I', 'have', 'to', 'spend', 'a', 'week', 'as', 'a', ' mortal', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'let', 'me', 'tell', 'you:', 'Being', 'mortal', 'fucking', 'sucks!', '', 'How', 'the', ' fuck', 'do', 'you', 'even', 'manage?', '', 'My', 'legs', 'have', 'this', 'dull', 'aching', 'in', 'them', 'that', ' just', 'persist', '', 'It', 'really', 'hurts!', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'I', 'have', 'five', 'more', 'days', 'of', 'this?', '', ' Fuck', 'this!', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'sleep!', '', 'I', 'don\'t', 'even', 'know', 'where', 'to', 'begin!', '', 'How', 'do', ' you', 'guys', 'manage', 'this', 'pitiful', 'existence?', '', 'I', 'can\'t', 'wait', 'until', 'this', 'week', ' is', 'over,', 'and', 'forget', 'it', 'ever', 'happened', '', 'TL;DR:', 'How', 'do', 'I', 'stop', 'my', 'legs', 'from', ' hurting?', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'you', 'suck', '', 'Goddamnit', 'you', 'fucking', 'suck!', '', 'Will', 'try', 'to', ' sleep', 'now', '', 'FUCK!', 'So', 'when', 'I', 'woke', 'up,', 'the', 'leg', 'pain', 'was', 'gone', 'for', 'a', 'while', '', ' Instead', 'my', 'colon', 'ached', 'because', 'I', 'was', 'constipated', '', '', '', '', 'but', 'now', 'when', ' that\'s', 'sorted,', 'the', 'leg', 'pain', 'is', 'back', '', 'It\'s', 'like', 'it', 'never', 'stops', 'Leg', 'pain ', 'is', 'important', '', 'Way', 'more', 'important', 'than', 'your', 'phobia', 'for', 'jews', '', 'Jews', 'are', ' the', 'genuine', 'christians', '', 'You', 'so', 'called', '"christians"', 'are', 'just', 'fakes,', ' worshipping', 'some', 'kind', 'of', 'romanized', 'judaism', '', 'The', 'old', 'testament', 'is', 'where', ' it\'s', 'at', '', '', '', '', 'not', 'that', 'I\'m', 'a', 'judeo-christian', 'angel,', 'mind', 'you', '', 'I\'m', 'just', ' saying', 'that', 'if', 'I\'d', 'be,', 'I\'d', 'be', 'a', 'jewish', 'angel,', 'because', 'they', 'rock', '', '', '', '', ' and', 'jews', 'rock', 'too', '', 'Jews', 'are', 'awesome,', 'and', 'you', 'guys', 'suck', '', '', '', '', 'even', 'more', ' than', 'humans', 'suck,', 'and', 'that\'s', 'pretty', 'bad', 'I\'m', 'back', 'from', 'being', 'tested,', ' and', 'can', 'finally', 'leave', 'this', 'wretched', 'existence', '', 'Hopefully,', 'after', 'the', ' evaluation,', 'I\'m', 'allowed', 'to', 'ascend', 'a', 'step', 'even', 'higher', 'Ohh', 'Goood,', 'it\'s', ' so', 'good', '', '', '', 'The', 'divinity', 'slowly', 'flowing', 'into', 'me,', 'filling', 'my', 'body', 'up', ' again,', 'feels', 'like', 'I', 'can', 'breathe', 'again', '', 'It\'s', 'my', 'life', '', 'Fuck', 'you', 'and', 'your', ' stupid', 'existence', '', 'You', 'all', 'suck', '', 'Tomorrow', 'I', 'can', 'forget', 'all', 'about', 'you,', 'and ', 'leg', 'pain,', 'and', 'I', 'can\'t', 'wait', 'I', 'was', 'born', 'a', 'mortal', 'before', 'I', 'became', 'an', ' angel,', 'and', 'so', 'I', 'have', 'a', 'mother,', 'and', 'what', 'mother', 'would', 'she', 'be', 'if', 'she', ' wasn\'t', 'a', 'source', 'of', 'grief?', '', 'My', 'mother', 'is', 'a', 'comparatively', 'well-meaning', ' person', '', 'My', 'grief', 'instead', 'lies', 'in', 'her', 'mortality', '', 'It', 'lies', 'in', 'the', 'nature', 'of ', 'all', 'things', 'mortal,', 'to', 'die', '', 'I', 'have', 'offered', 'my', 'mother', 'immortality', 'every', ' time', 'I', 'see', 'her,', 'but', 'she', 'stubbornly', 'refuses', 'it', '', 'She', 'says', 'it', 'scares', 'her,', ' like', 'eternal', 'life', 'would', 'be', 'death', 'itself', '', '"We', 'all', 'gotta', 'die', 'some', 'day', '",', ' she', 'tells', 'me', '', 'My', 'father', 'was', 'the', 'same', 'way:', 'He', 'chose', 'to', 'put', 'his', 'faith', 'in', ' doctors', 'over', 'me,', 'and', 'now', 'he\'s', 'dead', '', 'I', 'don\'t', 'understand:', 'Why', 'do', 'humans', ' fear', 'living', 'forever?', '', 'Why', 'do', 'you', 'embrace', 'death', 'instead', 'of', 'perfection?', '', ' Is', 'there', 'some', 'way', 'that', 'I', 'help', 'you', 'to', 'stop', 'sucking', 'so', 'much?', '', 'I', 'look', 'at', ' you', 'and', 'I', 'just', 'see', 'rotting,', 'decaying', 'fools', '', 'Why', 'don\'t', 'you', 'want', 'to', ' ascend?', 'Being', 'divine', 'feels', 'as', 'wonderful', 'as', 'ever', '', 'You', 'just', 'feel', '', '', '', '', '', '', ' well', '', 'Satisfied', '', 'You', 'can', 'feel', 'the', 'divinity', 'coarsing', 'through', 'your', 'body,', ' making', 'you', 'feel', 'less', 'substantial,', 'like', 'a', 'jellyfish', 'maybe', '', 'I', 'can\'t', ' imagine', 'how', 'my', 'ascension', 'will', 'feel', 'like', '', 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'My', 'synapses', 'are', ' interweaving', 'in', 'my', 'brain,', 'and', 'so', 'instead', 'of', 'making', 'the', 'choices', 'of', 'one', ' human', 'being,', 'I\'m', 'starting', 'to', 'make', 'the', 'choices', 'of', 'ALL', 'human', 'beings', '', 'Even ', 'stringing', 'together', 'this', 'sentence', 'is', 'really', 'hard,', 'because', 'I\'m', 'trying', 'to ', 'adhere', 'to', 'just', 'one', 'life,', 'but', 'it', 'keeps', 'slipping', 'in', 'my', 'grasp', '', 'Soon', 'all', ' words', 'I', 'type', 'might', 'just', 'be', 'random,', 'and', 'after', 'that', 'all', 'letters,', 'and', 'after ', 'that', 'who', 'knows', 'what', 'I\'ll', 'do?', '', 'I', 'keep', 'having', 'these', 'insights', 'exploding', ' like', 'fireworks', 'in', 'my', 'brain', '-', 'aspirations', 'and', 'motivations', 'of', 'lives', 'that', ' just', 'pass', 'me', 'by', 'like', 'speeding', 'subway', 'trains', '', 'I', 'feel', 'surrounded', 'by', ' countless', 'lifeforms', 'just', 'passing', 'me', 'by', '', 'So', 'much', 'beauty,', 'like', 'a', 'flowerbed ', 'where', 'I', 'can\'t', 'choose', 'a', 'flower', 'to', 'become,', 'because', 'I\'m', 'an', 'essence', 'now', '', 'I ', 'am', 'becoming', 'a', 'force', 'of', 'life', '', 'I', 'am', 'unraveling', '', '"It\'s', 'okay', '",', 'I', 'tell', ' myself', '', '"It\'s', 'the', 'right', 'thing', 'to', 'do', '"', '', '', '', 'but', 'there', 'is', 'an', 'undeniable', ' panic,', 'like', 'my', 'little', 'soul', 'is', 'dying', '', 'I', 'need', 'to', 'remind', 'myself', 'to', 'at', 'least ', 'keep', 'breathing', '', 'Breathing', 'is', 'so', 'human', '', 'Heaving', 'flesh', 'to', 'nourish', 'organs', ' ', 'There\'s', 'a', 'noise', 'in', 'my', 'brain,', 'of', 'a', 'growing', 'storm', '', 'Does', 'it', 'even', 'need', ' breathing', 'to', 'sustain', 'it?', '', 'I', 'keep', 'having', 'these', 'memory', 'lapses,', 'like', 'I\'m', ' jumping', 'from', 'day', 'to', 'day', '-', 'little', 'islands', 'of', 'clumps', 'of', 'reformed', 'humanity', ' Sorry', '-', 'went', 'a', 'little', 'unstable', 'there', '', 'The', 'old', 'host', 'is', 'a', 'bit', 'stubborn', 'at', ' times', '', 'Being', 'corporeal', 'is', 'weird', '', 'I', 'exist,', 'in', 'just', 'one', 'moment', 'and', 'place', '', 'I ', 'have', 'a', 'shape,', 'and', 'it\'s', 'hard', 'to', 'get', 'it', 'to', 'do', 'what', 'I', 'want,', 'but', 'I\'m', ' working', 'on', 'it', '', 'It\'s', 'kind', 'of', 'fun,', 'though', '', 'I', 'eat', 'food,', 'and', 'then', 'I', 'digest', ' it,', 'and', 'then', 'I', 'excrete', 'it', 'with', 'my', 'anus,', 'and', 'then', 'I', 'eat', 'more', 'food', '', 'I', ' almost', 'ate', 'a', 'whole', 'cake', 'today', '', '"I', 'am', 'a', 'human', 'being', '', 'Good', 'day', '', 'How', 'do', 'you ', 'do', '', 'I', 'am', 'a', 'human', 'being', '', 'I', 'am', 'from', 'your', 'planet', '"', 'Teeheehee!', '', 'The', 'facial', ' muscles', 'are', 'a', 'bit', 'hard', 'to', 'get', 'right,', 'though,', 'since', 'they\'re', 'tied', 'to', ' normal', 'human', 'emotions,', 'while', 'I', 'can', 'basically', 'only', 'express', 'myself', 'in', ' degrees', 'of', 'pain', '', 'I', 'love', 'you', 'guys', '', 'You', 'guys', 'are', 'my', 'pals', '', 'You', 'move', 'about', ' on', 'your', 'little', 'legs', 'and', 'you\'re', 'just', 'so', 'adorable', '', 'God', 'I', 'want', 'to', 'sink', 'my', ' teeth', 'into', 'your', 'warm', 'necks', '', '', '', '', 'but', 'I', 'won\'t', '-', 'don\'t', 'worry', '', 'I\'ll', 'be', ' nice', '', 'I', 'should', 'really', 'head', 'over', 'to', '"my', 'containment', 'board"', 'instead', 'of', ' writing', 'here', 'Heaven', 'is', 'amazing,', 'you', 'guys', '', 'The', 'clouds', 'are', 'warm,', 'damp', 'and', ' soft', '-', 'really', 'cuddly', '', 'I\'m', 'rolling', 'around', 'in', 'them', 'right', 'now,', 'feeling', ' like', 'a', 'million', 'bucks', '', 'It\'s', 'so', 'relaxing!', '', '<3', '', '', '', 'and', 'my', 'peripheral', ' vision', 'is', 'all', 'misty', '', 'It\'s', 'a', 'bit', 'heavy', 'on', 'the', 'lungs,', 'though', '', 'Gotta', 'take', ' deep', 'breaths', '', 'It', 'is', 'kind', 'of', 'negligent', 'of', 'me', 'to', 'be', 'such', 'a', 'sloth,', 'but', 'hey, ', 'I\'m', 'an', 'angel', '-', 'I', 'deserve', 'it', '', 'My', 'working', 'hours', 'is', 'anytime', 'I', 'want', '', ' <3I', 'love', 'being', 'immortal', 'so', 'much', '', 'It', 'does', 'wonders', 'for', 'my', 'skin', '', 'My', 'face ', 'is', 'almost', 'as', 'smooth', 'as', 'a', 'baby\'s', 'bottom', '', 'Even', 'I', 'like', 'caressing', 'it', '', 'The', ' divinity', 'radiating', 'off', 'me,', 'is', 'so', 'intense', 'that', 'it\'s', 'hard', 'to', 'grasp', 'where', ' the', 'contours', 'of', 'my', 'corporeal', 'form', 'ends', 'and', 'my', 'radiance', 'begins', '', 'I', 'feel', ' like', 'a', 'fluffy', 'little', 'cloud', 'Have', 'you', 'ever', 'drank', 'holy', 'water?', '', 'I', 'mean', 'none', ' of', 'that', 'cheap', 'stuff', 'the', 'priests', 'make,', 'but', 'actual', 'water', 'from', 'the', 'springs', ' of', 'Heaven?', '', 'Let', 'me', 'tell', 'you:', 'I\'m', 'never', 'drinking', 'tap', 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'choir', 'of', 'the', 'damned!', '', 'It\'s', 'like', 'the', 'heavy', 'metal', 'of', 'my', ' soul!', '', '', '', '', 'but', 'I', 'think', 'I', 'like', 'holy', 'water', 'the', 'best', '', 'I\'m', 'a', 'big', 'sucker', 'for', ' pleasure,', 'I', 'guess', 'Once', 'you', 'get', 'a', 'big', 'enough', 'taste', 'of', 'Heaven,', 'you', 'don\'t', ' ever', 'want', 'to', 'come', 'down', 'to', 'Earth', '', 'The', 'air', 'is', 'so', 'heavy', 'down', 'here', '', ' Suffocating', '', 'I', 'feel', 'like', 'I', 'can\'t', 'breathe', 'anymore', '', 'It\'s', 'likely', 'that', 'my', ' divine', 'form', 'with', 'its', 'giant', 'wings,', 'requires', 'more', 'oxygen', 'or', 'something', '', 'I', ' guess', 'this', 'is', 'why', 'people', 'rarely', 'see', 'angels:', 'Not', 'only', 'do', 'you', 'suck,', 'but', ' the', 'whole', 'atmosphere', 'sucks', '', 'Who\'d', 'want', 'to', 'visit', 'this', 'godforsaken', 'place', ' where', 'one', 'has', 'to', 'almost', 'gasp', 'for', 'air', 'all', 'the', 'time?', '', '', '', '', 'but', 'here', 'is', 'where ', 'the', 'food', 'is,', 'and', 'since', 'I', 'am', 'a', 'flesh', 'eating', 'angel,', 'I\'m', 'basically', 'stuck', ' here', 'against', 'my', 'will', '', 'I', 'can\'t', 'sneak', 'food', 'up', 'into', 'the', 'sky,', 'because', ' there\'s', 'nowhere', 'to', 'store', 'it', 'or', 'prepare', 'it', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'I', 'have', 'to', 'poop', 'too,', ' and', 'I', 'ain\'t', 'pooping', 'without', 'at', 'least', 'toilet', 'paper,', 'and', 'I', 'bet', 'you', 'guys', ' don\'t', 'want', 'angel', 'poop', 'dropping', 'out', 'of', 'the', 'sky', '', 'Pooping', 'is', 'pretty', 'neat,', ' though', '', 'I', 'like', 'to', 'poop', '', 'I', 'don\'t', 'know', 'why,', 'but', 'that\'s', 'like', 'the', 'coolest', ' thing', 'with', 'being', 'corporeal,', 'that', 'you', 'get', 'to', 'give', 'birth', 'to', 'really', 'long', ' snakes', 'out', 'of', 'your', 'asshole', '', 'I', 'guess', 'to', 'you', 'that\'s', 'just', 'normal', 'Holy', ' shit!', '', 'My', 'skin', 'has', 'begun', 'to', 'shine', '', 'It', 'looks', 'almost', 'slimy', 'now', '', 'This', 'is', ' amazing', '', 'I\'m', 'gonna', 'be', 'a', 'slimy', 'angel,', 'and', 'I', 'don\'t', 'care', '', 'At', 'this', 'point', 'I ', 'don\'t', 'care', 'if', 'my', 'brain', 'melts', 'away', '', 'The', 'power!', '', 'The', 'serenity!', '', 'The', ' perfection!', '', 'I\'m', 'going', 'to', 'be', 'a', 'slimy', 'baby', 'and', 'I', 'love', 'it', '', 'I', 'gonna', 'walk', ' up', 'to', 'chicks', 'and', 'be', 'like', '"Hello,', 'baby', '', 'You', 'looking', 'uglee', 'today,', 'biatch!', '" ', 'and', 'they\'ll', 'be', 'begging', 'me', 'to', 'touch', 'my', 'slime', 'and', 'I\'ll', 'be', 'like', '"Too', ' slimy', 'for', 'you,', 'biatch!', '"', '', 'I', 'really', 'need', 'some', 'sleep', '', 'Just', 'gonna', 'caress', 'my ', 'beautiful', 'hands', 'some', 'more', '', 'I\'m', 'an', 'angel,', 'baby!', '', 'Fuck', 'yoooou!', 'You', 'know', ' what\'s', 'begun', 'to', 'annoy', 'me', 'these', 'past', 'weeks?', '', 'Chairs', '', 'Think', 'about', 'it:', ' I\'m', 'an', 'angel', '', 'I\'ve', 'got', 'wings,', 'and', 'I', 'still', 'want', 'to', 'sit', 'comfortably', 'in', 'a ', 'computer', 'chair', 'like', 'everyone', 'else', '', '', '', '', 'except', 'my', 'wings', 'get', 'in', 'the', 'way', '', ' Normally', 'that\'s', 'not', 'a', 'problem,', 'since', 'I', 'don\'t', 'lean', 'on', 'them', 'that', 'much,', ' but', 'lately', 'my', 'right', 'wing', 'has', 'developed', 'this', 'joint', 'problem', 'so', 'that', 'I', 'have ', 'to', 'stretch', 'every', 'single', 'time', 'I', 'stand', 'up', '', 'Every', '', 'Single', '', 'Time', '', 'This', ' could', 'be', 'avoided', 'if', 'they', 'just', 'sold', 'some', 'sort', 'of', 'computers', 'chairs', 'with', ' narrow', 'or', 'low', 'backs', '(and', 'I', 'mean', 'comfy', 'ones,', 'with', 'soft', 'seats', 'for', 'firm', ' angelic', 'butts,', 'and', 'not', 'regular', 'office', 'chairs)', '', 'Am', 'I', 'too', 'picky?', '', 'I', 'feel', ' like', 'I\'m', 'the', 'only', 'one', 'with', 'this', 'problem', 'It\'s', 'a', 'bit', 'unclear,', 'but', 'it', ' doesn\'t', 'look', 'like', 'my', 'ascension', 'will', 'happen', 'after', 'all', '', '', '', 'but', 'I', 'don\'t', ' really', 'care', '', 'Jesus', '-', 'I\'ve', 'been', 'so', 'high', 'today', 'you', 'wouldn\'t', 'believe', '', 'I', ' think', 'I\'m', 'still', 'a', 'bit', 'high,', 'actually', '', 'Spiritually', 'high,', 'of', 'course', '-', ' don\'t', 'do', 'drugs,', 'kids', '', 'People', 'do', 'all', 'kinds', 'of', 'drugs', 'and', 'shit,', 'and', 'get', ' themselves', 'involved', 'in', 'all', 'kinds', 'of', 'dumb', 'related', 'shit', 'and', 'ruin', 'their', ' lives,', 'but', 'all', 'along,', 'all', 'they', 'need', 'is', 'to', 'become', 'at', 'one', 'with', 'the', 'divine', ' ', 'There\'s', 'just', 'no', 'substitute', 'for', 'that', '', 'We', 'angels', 'are', 'more', 'or', 'less', 'high', ' all', 'the', 'time,', 'and', 'the', 'only', 'drugs', 'we', 'take', 'are', 'anti-drugs,', 'so', 'that', 'we', 'can', ' stop', 'being', 'high', 'and', 'get', 'shit', 'done', '', 'Fuck,', 'man', '', 'I\'m', 'so', 'high', 'I', 'don\'t', 'want ', 'to', 'get', 'out', 'of', 'my', 'chair', '', 'My', 'feet', 'feel', 'so', 'good', 'rubbing', 'together', 'right', 'now ', '', 'Humans', 'are', 'such', 'fucktards', '', 'If', 'only', 'there', 'would', 'be', 'a', 'new', 'season', 'of', 'Rick ', '&', 'Morty', 'out,', 'to', 'make', 'this', 'day', 'complete', '', 'That', 'Justin', 'Roiland', 'dude', ' seems', 'to', 'be', 'a', 'swell', 'dude', 'Why', 'do', 'you', 'guys', 'have', 'so', 'many', 'bones', 'in', 'your', ' bodies?', '', 'There\'s', 'over', 'two', 'hundred', 'of', 'them!', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'they', 'all', 'have', 'to', 'be', ' aligned', 'just', 'right,', 'or', 'you', 'can\'t', 'move', 'quite', 'properly', '', 'I', 'can\'t', 'do', 'it!', '', ' They', 'just', 'keep', 'squishing', 'around', 'like', 'a', '', '', '', '', '', '', 'unruly', '', '', '', '', '', '', 'pack', 'of', 'fish,', ' or', 'something,', 'and', 'they', 'won\'t', 'keep', 'still!', '', 'I', 'don\'t', 'get', 'why', 'you', 'don\'t', ' kill', 'yourselves', 'on', 'the', 'spot,', 'but', 'then', 'again', 'you\'re', 'bred', 'not', 'to', 'do', 'that, ', 'I', 'guess', '', '', '', '', 'like', 'dogs', '', 'I', 'wonder', 'if', 'dogs', 'have', 'the', 'same', 'problem,', 'with', ' their', 'bones', 'going', 'all', 'over', 'the', 'place?', 'The', 'weather', 'is', 'clear', 'in', 'Heaven', ' today', '', 'There', 'is', 'a', 'delightfully', 'fresh', 'vanilla', 'scent', 'in', 'the', 'air', '', 'The', ' flames', 'of', 'Hell', 'used', 'to', 'burn', 'me,', 'but', 'now', 'that', 'all', 'of', 'my', 'sin', 'has', 'burned', ' away,', 'I', 'don\'t', 'even', 'feel', 'them', '', 'Life', 'is', 'great', '', '=)She', 'won\'t', 'sleep!', '', 'I', 'was ', 'lying', 'in', 'bed', 'but', 'then', 'she', 'decides', 'to', 'get', 'up!', '', 'My', 'eyes', 'are', 'burning!', '', ' Sleep,', 'damnit!', 'Dear', 'Diary', 'Today', 'I', 'decided', 'to', 'start', 'a', 'blog', 'on', 'Enrive', 'as', 'a ', 'desperate', 'attempt', 'to', 'provide', 'some', 'content', '', 'Hopefully', 'we', 'can', 'all', 'write', ' our', 'diaries', 'in', 'this', 'thread,', 'and', 'the', 'nazi', 'spammer', 'can', 'write', 'about', 'how', 'we', ' wants', 'to', 'gas', 'jews,', 'and', 'Stalin', 'can', 'write', 'about', 'how', 'everyone', 'who', 'looks', 'at', ' him', 'funny', 'will', 'pay', 'for', 'their', 'sins,', 'and', 'together', 'we', 'will', 'contribute', ' enough', 'to', 'equal', 'one', 'whole', 'interesting', 'life', '', 'I', 'ate', 'so', 'much', 'food', 'and', ' cookies', 'today,', 'that', 'I', 'woke', 'from', 'throwing', 'up', '', 'I', 'like', 'eating', 'food', '', 'In', ' Bloodstained', '-', 'Ritual', 'of', 'The', 'Night', 'the', 'main', 'fun', 'is', 'making', 'all', 'these', ' dishes', 'that', 'I', 'want', 'to', 'eat,', 'like', 'sea', 'urchin', 'pasta', '', 'Yum', 'yum', '', 'I', 'want', 'to', 'eat ', 'everything', 'the', 'real', 'world', 'has', 'to', 'offer', 'too', '', 'How', 'was', 'YOUR', 'day,', '/b/?', '', 'It', ' doesn\'t', 'have', 'to', 'be', 'interesting', '', 'Just', 'write', 'something', '', 'Have', 'you', 'thought', ' are', 'gassing', 'any', 'jews', 'today?', 'As', 'privilieged', 'as', 'I', 'am', 'with', 'an', 'angel', 'for', 'a', ' headmate,', 'it\'s', 'pretty', 'confusing', 'to', 'live', 'with', 'her', '', 'I', 'remember', 'us', 'going', ' to', 'the', 'convenience', 'store', 'for', 'food,', 'but', 'when', 'I', 'got', 'home', 'she', 'took', 'over,', ' and', 'so', 'an', 'hour', 'later', 'I\'m', 'like', '"Dude,', 'did', 'you', 'put', 'all', 'the', 'food', 'into', 'the', ' fridge?', '"', 'because', 'there\'s', 'been', 'times', 'when', 'she', 'hasn\'t', '', 'This', 'time', 'she', ' didn\'t,', 'but', 'it\'s', 'these', 'gaps', 'that\'s', 'missing', 'when', 'I\'ve', 'no', 'idea', 'what', ' I\'ve', 'done', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'that', 'might', 'be', 'a', 'bad', 'thing,', 'considering', 'she\'s', 'a', ' complete', 'sociopath', 'It', 'feels', 'like', 'a', 'dude\'s', 'hands', 'is', 'seductively', ' caressing', 'my', 'buttcrack', 'when', 'I', 'walk!', '', 'It\'s', 'my', 'buttcheeks', 'grinding', ' against', 'eachother,', 'lubricated', 'by', 'sweat,', 'that', 'just', 'massages', 'me', 'all', 'the', 'up ', 'against', 'my', 'sphincter,', 'and', 'then', 'my', 'sphincter', 'thinks', 'it\'s', 'time', 'to', ' dialate', 'to', 'recieve', 'buttsex,', 'and', 'so', 'I', 'have', 'to', 'consciously', 'clench', 'it', ' together,', 'because', 'on', 'the', 'opposite', 'end', 'there\'s', 'chocolate', 'trains', 'coming,', ' and', 'I\'d', 'be', 'repeating', 'the', 'former', 'mess', 'if', 'the', 'anal', 'sex', 'guy', 'ever', 'got', 'run', ' over', 'by', 'the', 'train', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'I', 'don\'t', 'even', 'know', 'if', 'they\'ve', 'already', ' collided,', 'since', 'my', 'ass', 'is', 'just', 'dripping', 'and', 'soaking', 'my', 'underwear,', 'and', 'as ', 'I', 'clench', 'my', 'sphincter', 'just', 'begins', 'massaging', 'against', 'itself,', 'defying', 'its ', 'very', 'sealing', 'nature', '', 'I\'d', 'actually', 'feel', 'safer', 'with', 'one', 'of', 'my', 'buttplugs', ' up', 'there,', 'but', 'those', 'are', 'so', 'large', 'that', 'people', 'would', 'notice', 'them', 'through', ' my', 'pants', '', '', '', '', 'if', 'they', 'wouldn\'t', 'just', 'pop', 'out', 'halfway', 'home', '', '', '', '', 'and', 'I', 'sound ', 'like', 'a', 'total', 'anal', 'slut,', 'but', 'I', 'swear', 'I', 'haven\'t', 'even', 'pooped', 'large', ' sausages', 'in', 'quite', 'a', 'while,', 'let', 'alone', 'fingered', 'my', 'anus,', 'so', 'if', 'I', 'ever', 'did', ' that', 'I', 'would', 'SURELY', 'let', 'loose', 'the', 'brown', 'kraken', '', 'Help!', 'If', 'there\'s', 'one', ' thing', 'I\'m', 'proud', 'of,', 'it\'s', 'of', 'how', 'much', 'I', 'can', 'eat', '', 'No', 'matter', 'how', 'huge', 'of', 'a ', 'cock', 'you', 'have,', 'I', 'can', 'fit', 'it', 'in', 'my', 'mouth,', 'and', 'I', 'don\'t', 'just', 'settle', 'for', ' just', 'one', '', 'I', 'just', 'keep', 'going', '', 'I\'m', 'insatiable,', 'and', 'my', 'stomach', 'and', ' probably', 'hold', 'litres', 'of', 'potent', 'semen', '', '', '', '', 'except', 'we\'re', 'talking', 'food', 'here ', '', 'I', 'am', 'so', 'much', 'of', 'a', 'slut,', 'that', 'I\'m', 'a', 'whore', '', '', '', '', 'for', 'food,', 'that', 'is', '', 'I\'m', 'a ', 'food', 'whore,', 'and', 'if', 'your', 'stomach', 'is', 'empty,', 'then', 'you', 'should', 'feel', 'ashamed', ' of', 'yourself', '', 'Always', 'eat!', '', 'Always,', 'always,', 'always', 'eat', '', 'Just', 'fucking', 'open', ' your', 'mouth', 'and', 'let', 'the', 'sausage', 'just', 'fill', 'up', 'your', 'gullet', 'and', 'feel', 'it', ' sliiide', 'all', 'the', 'way', 'down', 'there,', 'into', 'your', 'upper', 'womb', '', 'Food', 'will', 'level', ' you', 'up,', 'gamers', '', 'You', 'won\'t', 'get', 'anywhere', 'without', 'it', '', 'Not', 'eating', 'is', 'like', ' dropping', 'the', 'controller', '-', 'what', 'are', 'you', 'doing?', '!', '', 'East', 'even', 'when', 'you\'re', ' full,', 'in', 'order', 'to', 'expand', 'your', 'stomach', '', 'You', 'have', 'no', 'idea', 'how', 'much', 'you', 'are ', 'in', 'need', 'of', 'calories', '', 'Just', 'don\'t', 'stop,', 'whatever', 'you', 'do', '', 'Just', 'fucking', ' cram', 'it', 'in', 'there!', '', 'You', 'need', 'to', 'understand', 'just', 'how', 'awesome', 'it', 'is', '', 'GOD', 'I', ' wish', 'I', 'had', 'a', 'big', 'cock', 'to', 'choke', 'on', 'right', 'now!', '', 'One', 'that', 'reached', 'right', ' down', 'into', 'my', 'stomach,', 'and', 'never', 'ended,', 'so', 'that', 'I', 'could', 'just', 'keep', 'on', ' swallowing', 'it', 'as', 'it', 'passed', 'through', 'my', 'colon,', 'fucking', 'me', 'all', 'the', 'way', ' through', 'to', 'my', 'anus', '', 'Fuck!', '', 'I', 'need', 'to', 'get', 'something', 'to', 'eat', '', 'I\'ve', 'been', ' eating', 'for', 'something', 'like', 'four', 'hours', 'straight', 'now'];
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