- Multi-core doesn't matter!
- Productivity doesn't matter!
- Price/performance doesn't matter!
- Performance per watt doesn't matter!
- Power usage doesn't matter!
- Temperatures don't matter!
- Soldered dies don't m-atter!
- Stutters don't matter!
- Streaming doesn't matter!
- Data centers don't matter!
- Locked CPUs don't matter!
- OEMs don't matter!
- Hyperscalers don't matter!
- Upgradeability doesn't matter!
- Anti-competitive business practices don't matter!
- Locked platform features don't matter!
- Synthetic loads don't matter!
- PCI-e lanes don't matter!
- Burnt pins don't matter!
- Heat doesn't matter!
- 1771w cooler doesn't matter!
- Server space doesn't matter!
- ECC support doesn't matter!
- Free RAID doesn't matter!
- NVMe RAID doesn't matter!
- StoreMI doesn't matter!
- IPC doesn't matter!
- 7nm doesn't matter!
- StoreMI doesn't matter!
- HEDT doesn't matter!
- Stock coolers don't matter!
- Security doesn't matter!
- Games don't always matter!
- Enterprise doesn't matter!
- Hyperthreading doesn't matter!
- VMware doesn't matter!
- MySQL doesn't matter!
- Unix doesn't matter!
- Linux doesn't matter!
- Wafer yields don't matter!
- Benchmarks after full patches don't matter!
- Asian markets don't matter!
- Own fabrics doesn't matter!
- Chipset lithography doesn't matter!
- Cray doesn't matter!
- Cisco doesn't matter!
- HPE doesn't matter!
- AZURE doesn't matter!
- 5nm doesn't matter!
- TDP doesn't matter!
- 10nm doesn't always matter!
- Cache doesn't matter!
- Integrated graphics doesn't matter!
- PCIE 4.0 doesn't matter!
- Germany doesn't matter!
- Processors don't matter!
- Custom Foundry Business doesn't matter!
- Stock voltage doesn't matter!
- Framerate doesn't matter!
- Amazon sales don't matter!
- Prime95 AVX doesn't matter!
- Large corporations don't matter!
- Your DATA doesn't matter!
- Context switch duration doesn't matter!
- 202x market outlooks don't matter!
- VRM doesn't matter!
- Single core performance doesn't always matter!
- Desktops don't matter
- Laptops don't matter!
- FPS doesn't matter!
- High settings don't matter!
- Macs don't matter!
- Performance and efficiency don't matter!
- Matlab doesn't matter!
- NEW Base clock doesn't matter! Image