The average intoddler

  • Multi-core doesn't matter!
  • Productivity doesn't matter!
  • Price/performance doesn't matter!
  • Performance per watt doesn't matter!
  • Power usage doesn't matter!
  • Temperatures don't matter!
  • Soldered dies don't m-atter!
  • Stutters don't matter!
  • Streaming doesn't matter!
  • Data centers don't matter!
  • Locked CPUs don't matter!
  • OEMs don't matter!
  • Hyperscalers don't matter!
  • Upgradeability doesn't matter!
  • Anti-competitive business practices don't matter!
  • Locked platform features don't matter!
  • Synthetic loads don't matter!
  • PCI-e lanes don't matter!
  • Burnt pins don't matter!
  • Heat doesn't matter!
  • 1771w cooler doesn't matter!
  • Server space doesn't matter!
  • ECC support doesn't matter!
  • Free RAID doesn't matter!
  • NVMe RAID doesn't matter!
  • StoreMI doesn't matter!
  • IPC doesn't matter!
  • 7nm doesn't matter!
  • StoreMI doesn't matter!
  • HEDT doesn't matter!
  • Stock coolers don't matter!
  • Security doesn't matter!
  • Games don't always matter!
  • Enterprise doesn't matter!
  • Hyperthreading doesn't matter!
  • VMware doesn't matter!
  • MySQL doesn't matter!
  • Unix doesn't matter!
  • Linux doesn't matter!
  • Wafer yields don't matter!
  • Benchmarks after full patches don't matter!
  • Asian markets don't matter!
  • Own fabrics doesn't matter!
  • Chipset lithography doesn't matter!
  • Cray doesn't matter!
  • Cisco doesn't matter!
  • HPE doesn't matter!
  • AZURE doesn't matter!
  • 5nm doesn't matter!
  • TDP doesn't matter!
  • 10nm doesn't always matter!
  • Cache doesn't matter!
  • Integrated graphics doesn't matter!
  • PCIE 4.0 doesn't matter!
  • Germany doesn't matter!
  • Processors don't matter!
  • Custom Foundry Business doesn't matter!
  • Stock voltage doesn't matter!
  • Framerate doesn't matter!
  • Amazon sales don't matter!
  • Prime95 AVX doesn't matter!
  • Large corporations don't matter!
  • Your DATA doesn't matter!
  • Context switch duration doesn't matter!
  • 202x market outlooks don't matter!
  • VRM doesn't matter!
  • Single core performance doesn't always matter!
  • Desktops don't matter
  • Laptops don't matter!
  • FPS doesn't matter!
  • High settings don't matter!
  • Macs don't matter!
  • Performance and efficiency don't matter!
  • Matlab doesn't matter!
  • NEW Base clock doesn't matter! Image
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Pub: 31 Mar 2020 19:44 UTC
Edit: 02 Apr 2020 08:42 UTC
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