MY DNI LIST (respect my boundaries)
I'm gonna make this look good soon watch
- alva mains (except me)
- KPOP DEMON HUNTER FANS
- ALIEN STAGE FANS
- YOU HAVE AN ALIEN STAGE USERNAME ON IDV
- EXTREMELY active english 1 chatters
- YOU PRETEND TO BE A GOONER
- U HAVE MATCHING USERNAMES / ADA AND EMIL SKINS
- YOU DONT BRING TIDE
- PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO PODCASTS
- PERSONA PLAYERS
- JUNJI ITO FANS
- YOU THINK ALT ISNT POLITICAL
- DEATH NOTE FANS
- anyone on jiraitok
- you still like dsmp
- honkai impact fans
- anyone who gets upset by being touched on ponytown
- ur older than 20 and you STILL care about fandom discourse
- ASMONGOLD FANS
- NETTSPEND FANS
- CAVETOWN FANS
- very senstive people....dhmu....
- YOU GET MAD AT CHARACTERS HCS AND POST ABOUT THEM
- ACTIVE REDDIT USERS
- anyone in vntwt or vntok honestly
- ageplayers
- comboys / comgirls
- YOU'RE P2W
- YOU POP THE CIPHER MID KITE
- YOU DOUBLE DECODE UNLESS ITS A JOSEPH OR NEAR END MATCH
- YOU THINK ALVA ISNT A CHADLITE
- 18+
- IF U UNIRONICALLY CALL YOURSELF A PROSHIPPER (embarrassing)
- YOU HATE CATS
- YOU LIKE DOGS MORE THAN CATS
- YOU HAVE A KIN LIST THATS A SIZE OF A WHOLE NOVEL
- YOU ASSIGN URSELF TV TROPES
- YOU BELIEVE IN FIDELITY LISTS
- PEOPLE WITH ZERO MEDIA LITERACY
- FUJOSHIS / FUDANSHIS WHO HATE ON FEMALE CHARACTERS
- UR A MISOGYNIST TRANS MAN ( this happens more than you think )
- CISHET MEN WHO PLAY GAMES WITH NO MEDIA LITERACY
- PERCY, NIGHTMARE, SMILEY, BANE MAINS
- UNDER 5 FOOT
- PEOPLE WHO DONT PLAY MINESWEEPER
- minors
- UR A WHITE PROSHIPPER (ALL of u guys radiate white people vibes and its BAD)
- YOU LIKE EATING PEARS
- youre married to zero two on mudae
- anyone who has guro/gore/pup/vomit in their names
- nekopara fans
- YOU DRINK BLACK COFFEE (youre performative)
- YOU PARTICIPATE IN ARTTOK DRAMA
- YOU THINK ALVA ISNT WIFE MATERAL
- YOU THINK ALVA IS NOT A GIRL
- YOU THINK ARYAN MEANS A WHITE EUROPEAN BLONDE BLUE EYED PERSON
- CENTRISTS (closeted right wingers)
- LIBERALS are on thin ice
- YOU DONT THINK ALVA GOES BY SHE/HE
- U HATE BLACK CATS
- YOU MISCHARACTERIZE ALVA (except me)
- YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A CHARACTER (except me)
- YOU MOURN THE KIRK
- YOU DONT LIKE TYLER THE CREATOR, YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN, WHEN MIKU AND TETO GO REALLY FAST, BBNO$
- YOU DONT LIKE BBNO$
- YOU THINK SPRITE IS BAD
- VTUBER FANS
- GENSHIN FANS
- YOU HAVE CEST IN YOUR NAME (except me)
- YOU THINK STR8S , Men AND WHITE PPL R OPPRESSED
- YOURE ACTIVE IN RENTRYCORD
- YOU CALL WOMEN "FEMALES" ex: "always a female acting like this" "ofc ur a female"
- YOU THINK BLACKWASHING IS REAL
- YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO DRAW NYAN CAT AS A SCENE GIRL
- BLUE ARCHIVE OR BLACK SOULS PLAYER
- IF YOURE IN ANY ROBLOX FANDOM
- YOU LIKE OBJECT SHOWS
- YOU LISTEN TO TX2
- SLEEPTOKEN FANS
- YOU CALL EVERYONE A POSER OR NEWGEN
- TCC FREAKS
- HETALIA FANS (except me)
- RANFRENNIES
- GURO EDGELORDS
- PJSK FANS
- ANYONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES A FEMBOY
- HOMESTUCKIES
- ODETARI FANS
- ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
- YOU CALL PEOPLE TOURISTS
- MUDAE USERS
- FMBOT USERS
- DBD FANS
- FTF FANS
- FORSAKEN FANS
- DANDYS WORLD FANS
- MUSIC GATEKEEPERS
- YOU THINK EUROPE NEEDS TO "BE SAVED"
- YOU FORCE UR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ONTO EVERYONE
- U DONT LIKE QIALVA (qi shiyi x alva)
- YOU MAKE ROBLOX OCS
- U CALL URSELF AN INCEL OR FEMCEL AS AN ATTRACTIVE SOCIAL PERSON
- DEFTONES FANS
- YOU HAVE ZERO FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTERS
- YOU SHIP JACKPHIL
- if you like the ripper in general
- YOU SHIP NORTMELLY
- OMORI FANS
- SUBAHIBI FANS are on thin ice maybe
- you unironically indulge in brutalpill (BP) content
- LIMBUS CORP FANS
- YOU CALL YOURSELF THE NUMBER ONE FAN OF A CHARACTER BUT ONLY SEXUALIZES THEM (except me) (i still talk about his character LOL)
- YOU HATE ON NON SHARING YUMES (or yumes in general) BUT CALL URSELF "character's wife / number 1 fan"
- UNABLE TO BE CRITICAL OF YOUR INTERESTS
- ANNOYING ASIANFISHERS
- "I need an asian baddie"
- "i want a goth mommy"
- PERFORMATIVE ACTIVISTS
- YOU PLAY VISUAL NOVELS
- NEKOPARA PLAYERS
- PANCHIKO FANS
- EVANGELION FANS
- YOU OWN MORE THAN 2 DISCORD SERVERS
this is satire but i would rather kill myself than talk to some of you guys listed here