MY DNI LIST (respect my boundaries)

I'm gonna make this look good soon watch

  • alva mains (except me)
  • KPOP DEMON HUNTER FANS
  • ALIEN STAGE FANS
  • YOU HAVE AN ALIEN STAGE USERNAME ON IDV
  • EXTREMELY active english 1 chatters
  • YOU PRETEND TO BE A GOONER
  • U HAVE MATCHING USERNAMES / ADA AND EMIL SKINS
  • YOU DONT BRING TIDE
  • PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO PODCASTS
  • PERSONA PLAYERS
  • JUNJI ITO FANS
  • YOU THINK ALT ISNT POLITICAL
  • DEATH NOTE FANS
  • anyone on jiraitok
  • you still like dsmp
  • honkai impact fans
  • anyone who gets upset by being touched on ponytown
  • ur older than 20 and you STILL care about fandom discourse
  • ASMONGOLD FANS
  • NETTSPEND FANS
  • CAVETOWN FANS
  • very senstive people....dhmu....
  • YOU GET MAD AT CHARACTERS HCS AND POST ABOUT THEM
  • ACTIVE REDDIT USERS
  • anyone in vntwt or vntok honestly
  • ageplayers
  • comboys / comgirls
  • YOU'RE P2W
  • YOU POP THE CIPHER MID KITE
  • YOU DOUBLE DECODE UNLESS ITS A JOSEPH OR NEAR END MATCH
  • YOU THINK ALVA ISNT A CHADLITE
  • 18+
  • IF U UNIRONICALLY CALL YOURSELF A PROSHIPPER (embarrassing)
  • YOU HATE CATS
  • YOU LIKE DOGS MORE THAN CATS
  • YOU HAVE A KIN LIST THATS A SIZE OF A WHOLE NOVEL
  • YOU ASSIGN URSELF TV TROPES
  • YOU BELIEVE IN FIDELITY LISTS
  • PEOPLE WITH ZERO MEDIA LITERACY
  • FUJOSHIS / FUDANSHIS WHO HATE ON FEMALE CHARACTERS
  • UR A MISOGYNIST TRANS MAN ( this happens more than you think )
  • CISHET MEN WHO PLAY GAMES WITH NO MEDIA LITERACY
  • PERCY, NIGHTMARE, SMILEY, BANE MAINS
  • UNDER 5 FOOT
  • PEOPLE WHO DONT PLAY MINESWEEPER
  • minors
  • UR A WHITE PROSHIPPER (ALL of u guys radiate white people vibes and its BAD)
  • YOU LIKE EATING PEARS
  • youre married to zero two on mudae
  • anyone who has guro/gore/pup/vomit in their names
  • nekopara fans
  • YOU DRINK BLACK COFFEE (youre performative)
  • YOU PARTICIPATE IN ARTTOK DRAMA
  • YOU THINK ALVA ISNT WIFE MATERAL
  • YOU THINK ALVA IS NOT A GIRL
  • YOU THINK ARYAN MEANS A WHITE EUROPEAN BLONDE BLUE EYED PERSON
  • CENTRISTS (closeted right wingers)
  • LIBERALS are on thin ice
  • YOU DONT THINK ALVA GOES BY SHE/HE
  • U HATE BLACK CATS
  • YOU MISCHARACTERIZE ALVA (except me)
  • YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A CHARACTER (except me)
  • YOU MOURN THE KIRK
  • YOU DONT LIKE TYLER THE CREATOR, YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN, WHEN MIKU AND TETO GO REALLY FAST, BBNO$
  • YOU DONT LIKE BBNO$
  • YOU THINK SPRITE IS BAD
  • VTUBER FANS
  • GENSHIN FANS
  • YOU HAVE CEST IN YOUR NAME (except me)
  • YOU THINK STR8S , Men AND WHITE PPL R OPPRESSED
  • YOURE ACTIVE IN RENTRYCORD
  • YOU CALL WOMEN "FEMALES" ex: "always a female acting like this" "ofc ur a female"
  • YOU THINK BLACKWASHING IS REAL
  • YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO DRAW NYAN CAT AS A SCENE GIRL
  • BLUE ARCHIVE OR BLACK SOULS PLAYER
  • IF YOURE IN ANY ROBLOX FANDOM
  • YOU LIKE OBJECT SHOWS
  • YOU LISTEN TO TX2
  • SLEEPTOKEN FANS
  • YOU CALL EVERYONE A POSER OR NEWGEN
  • TCC FREAKS
  • HETALIA FANS (except me)
  • RANFRENNIES
  • GURO EDGELORDS
  • PJSK FANS
  • ANYONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES A FEMBOY
  • HOMESTUCKIES
  • ODETARI FANS
  • ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
  • YOU CALL PEOPLE TOURISTS
  • MUDAE USERS
  • FMBOT USERS
  • DBD FANS
  • FTF FANS
  • FORSAKEN FANS
  • DANDYS WORLD FANS
  • MUSIC GATEKEEPERS
  • YOU THINK EUROPE NEEDS TO "BE SAVED"
  • YOU FORCE UR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ONTO EVERYONE
  • U DONT LIKE QIALVA (qi shiyi x alva)
  • YOU MAKE ROBLOX OCS
  • U CALL URSELF AN INCEL OR FEMCEL AS AN ATTRACTIVE SOCIAL PERSON
  • DEFTONES FANS
  • YOU HAVE ZERO FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTERS
  • YOU SHIP JACKPHIL
  • if you like the ripper in general
  • YOU SHIP NORTMELLY
  • OMORI FANS
  • SUBAHIBI FANS are on thin ice maybe
  • you unironically indulge in brutalpill (BP) content
  • LIMBUS CORP FANS
  • YOU CALL YOURSELF THE NUMBER ONE FAN OF A CHARACTER BUT ONLY SEXUALIZES THEM (except me) (i still talk about his character LOL)
  • YOU HATE ON NON SHARING YUMES (or yumes in general) BUT CALL URSELF "character's wife / number 1 fan"
  • UNABLE TO BE CRITICAL OF YOUR INTERESTS
  • ANNOYING ASIANFISHERS
  • "I need an asian baddie"
  • "i want a goth mommy"
  • PERFORMATIVE ACTIVISTS
  • YOU PLAY VISUAL NOVELS
  • NEKOPARA PLAYERS
  • PANCHIKO FANS
  • EVANGELION FANS
  • YOU OWN MORE THAN 2 DISCORD SERVERS

this is satire but i would rather kill myself than talk to some of you guys listed here

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Pub: 29 Oct 2024 19:37 UTC

Edit: 03 Nov 2025 08:25 UTC

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