Outside the world of gastronomy, the words "cook," "cooked," and "cooking" have similar meanings to "speak," "spoke," and "speaking," or "make," "made," and "making." It should be noted that the word "cook" and the participles I’m speaking of are used in slang, so forgive me for misusing them. However, I believe it would be correct to use them as such: You, sir or madam, in the few statements you’ve voiced, have cooked, served, and given everyone food poisoning. At this rate, you should cut your losses and file for bankruptcy because no one here would like to hear you speak again, or more aptly put, eat what you’ve put on the table. Prepare for gravitational disintegration; it’s best for everyone that I deal with toxic waste as quickly as possible.