!!JERMAVERSE HEADCANONS!!

Mr Green:

  • He's left handed. (semi-canon)
  • He only lets his close friends call him Greg, like B. F. Bugleberry and Steve.
  • He has presbyopia, and has to wear glasses to be able to read stuff up close.
  • His favorite drinks are whiskey on the rocks and a lime slurpee from 7/11.
  • He has a mole right under his right eye, and a second one under his lips.
  • He cannot really taste food anymore, because the acid in the limes burned off his taste buds. (but he eats anyway, just for the fun of it)
  • He didn't really have a stable place to live, going one hotel room to another. But after opening his own casino, (god knows how he got the money to do that) he was finally able to afford a house.
  • Oh yeah, he owns a casino LMAO (semi-canon)
  • The limes actually changed a lot of his features: He has gotten taller, his teeth have become sharper, (he says they changed so he could "bite into limes more easily") his ears have become more elf-ish, and his eyes have changed from a brown color to a golden-ish one.
  • He writes really well in cursive. (surprisingly)
  • He has a little leather sketchbook (about the size of his hand) with him at all times, in which he sometimes draws figure sketches of the people at the casino. :-) (He's shockingly pretty good at it, it's one of his secret talents)
  • He's addicted to playing Candy Crush.
  • During his almost 40 year stay in Australia, he used to write letters to Steve.
  • Since he's a stinky old man, (103 to be exact!!) he didn't know bisexuality was a thing, he was in sexuality crisis for most of his life, before Steve just told him: "Mr Green, y'know you can like.. both.. right..?"
  • He's an orphan.
  • He's fluent in spanish. He learned a lot of different languages during his chocolate making days, he doesn't speak them as well as english or spanish, though. (that includes german, turkish, and a little bit of japanese)
  • Aside from studying different languages, he also collected coins from the countries he made business in. (thanks for the idea teddy ❤️❤️)
  • He suffers from CAD, (Coronary Artery Disease) and diabetes.
  • Since he grew up in the 1920s, his favorite music genres are jazz and r&b.
  • He's clinically depressed.
  • Not only does he take antidepressants and heart meds, he also wears a hearing air on his left ear.

+ Steve headcanons!! (Not that many..):

  • He keeps the $2 coin he got as a tip from Mr Green close to him at all times. (yes it was a COIN! IT MAKES MORE SENSE TO ME OKAY)
  • He keeps a lot of stuff in his backpack : around 5 spare shirts, perscribed heart medication for Mr Green, painkillers, a ton of limes, and a bottle of whiskey he got from the bar.
  • He didn't go with Mr Green on his trip to Australia. (He has only worked for Mr Green for a few years when it happened, and now he regrets not going with him a lot)
  • He's not only Mr Greenz' personal assistant and proffesional bartender, he's also practically a co-owner of the casino. He helps Mr Green with the paperwork, writes reports on monthly earnings, and is overall always by Mr Green's side.
  • Steve and Emelia are best friends, they love to platonically cuddle and drink together. Emelia helped Steve build up the courage to confess to Mr Green and vice versa, but with Dollhouse Jerma. (They also both love Millionaires and sing along to all of their songs) (Their favorite song is probably "Alcohol")
  • He has weekly sparring sessions with Glueman.
  • He didn't go with Mr Green on the 40 year trip to Australia and he deeply regrets it.
  • He's also fluent in spanish, he sometimes has conversations with Mr Green in spanish at the casino, so that less people will know what they're both talking about.

Dollhouse:

(PS. everytime i mention Jerma in this section, i'm talking about dollhouse Jerma.. not the real person.)

  • Jerma is unlabeled (semi-canon?) and Emelia's asexual.
  • Jerma has scars on his face from the bear attack, and they stay there no matter how many resets have happened. (Semi inspired by @/wariocore 's Jerma design on twt :-) )
  • All of the characters played by Ludwig (Ludwig, Emelia, The burglar, The lockpicker and the Cowboy) are siblings.
  • Emelia listens to Mitski and TV Girl. (They're also a barb)
  • Ludwig's the oldest sibling, Emelia's second, Cowboy's third, The lockpickers fourth, and The burglar is the youngest. (25, to be specific)
  • When the day 3 party happened, and everyone was there, Ludwig actually dressed up as Emelia, to get revenge on Jerma for them. The last time the real Emelia was seen was when they ran away after they caught Jerma cheating on them.
  • Emelia's the closest to Ludwig, they both really care about each other, and Ludwig calls them "Em".
  • The lockpicker likes to pull pranks on his siblings a lot, which gets really annoying for all of them.
  • Emelia blames themselves for getting cheated on.
  • Jerma has ADHD and Emelia has autism.
  • The cowboy is mute and uses ASL to communicate.
  • Emelia smokes weed, and they use a bong. (LMAO) (they'd have this exact one)
  • Emelia's favorite colors are purple and pink.
  • Jerma sometimes calls Emelia "Emmie". (Which makes them all giddy inside)
  • Emelia tends to get protective over Jerma.
  • Ludwig and all of his siblings live on 986 Dollhouse Lane, so.. literally right next to Jerma's house.
  • Emelia would love to have a black cat. (they'd name it shadow.. after the sonic character)

Other random hcs:

  • Catboy Jerma is B. F. Bugleberry's son.
  • Catboy Jerma and Jex have a sibling rivalry type of friendship (in a good way :-) )
  • Bugleberry's fine with being called both "mom" and "dad".
  • Jex is trigger-happy.
  • Fireman is like a class pet in the Jermaverse, everyone loves him. (same with Sheeto and Palette, but Fireman's the favorite)
  • Bugleberry is like a father figure to Jex.
  • Bugleberry is genderfluid and uses he/she!
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Pub: 01 Sep 2023 22:18 UTC

Edit: 27 Feb 2024 18:46 UTC

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