crazy crazy crazy 5k sub special - evil ass beauty combo - if you dont like it, then cry to ur mommy waahhh wahhhh

ib jennifer’s body, but with my own pain on it. some affs are ib entice, im not trying to copy her ily.

also based off this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AIbcFV3MQw

LAYRED WITH: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLywPKRMpSFPM-lfYG62v3r769kG-A16Mx&si=wtYV2R5xIIytC6lr

benefits:

  • yk the drill: you look a million times better than every human being alive, there’s seriously nobody who can physically look better than you. its impossible.
  • even with the powers of the Universe, God, Greek Gods and Goddesses, all that power still isn’t enough to make someone look as good as HALF of you.
  • you always steal girl’s boyfriends with ease, its not really your fault though, you’re incredibly sexy…no man can resist.
  • people get soooo happy to just be in your presence, “omgomgomg she looked at meee” people always brag to their friends about how a ridiculously hot girl (you) looked their way, or even talked to them.
  • just being around you or noticed by you is an extreme achievement.
  • every girl who sees you can’t help but wish they were you…but then again, they’d be lucky to look like HALF of you
  • they can’t help but feel jealous, and maybe even a little inferior. your presence and looks just scream “I’M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU”
  • and it’s really not your fault that you’re just hotter and better in every way… maybe they should just level up and be better
  • your beauty is reminiscent of a snake, so sly and sleek.
  • like a snake, you tend not to have affectionate vibes, well…let me rephrase: you can feel love for people, but its gonna take a lot of gifts, money, and TIME for you to trust and love someone. but men don’t mind doing things for you and buying you things to earn your love, if anything, men love that cat and mouse chase.
  • like a snake, you are viewed as exotic and cool, yet also dangerous and unattainable. people think that you’re dangerous because of your striking look and cold aura, but they can’t help but want you. you’re so cool, exotic, and unattainable, which gives you more market value, just like a snake.
  • you naturally look aroused and flirty, your natural resting face reflects h0rny thoughts and bedroom love
  • you make such an impactful, lasting impression on people. you leave them scarred forever with your seductive, succubus energy.
  • they know they can’t have you, but people will spend all their days and nights yearning for you.
  • people can’t help but feel like you’re nothing but a very vivid wet dream, after being in your presence, people feel so dazed and their memories are so hazy, but there’s one thing they will never forget: you! the image of you, your sexy energy, and your sexy voice
  • your beauty just satisfies everyone’s brain, there’s just something that…clicks in people’s mind’s whenever they see you. looking at you sends shivers down everyone’s spine
  • people can’t stop thinking of you, the way you move your lips as you speak, the way you play with your hair, that sinful twinkle in your eye, and the echo of your voice.
  • you radiate s3xual, hot, romantic, passionate, erotic, arousing energy
  • the image of you stays on people’s minds 25/8, the image of you is superglued in everyone’s brain
  • you’re hotter than hyper-s3xualized p0rn, you’re every thing that men love and can’t get enough of TIMES ONE MILLION. you’re the epitome of sexiness and allure
  • you’re always lusted after, people lose all self respect and ego when you’re around, the’ll do anything to be with you or have you, they’ll embarrass themselves just to amuse you
  • you’re never intimidated by anyone ever, you know you’re better than everyone, you literally have no reaction to anyone trying to scare or intimidate you
  • after seeing you, all guys want to do is b3at off to you, they can’t find p0rn or other girls hot anymore. its like your beauty re-wired something in their brains, making them forever only attracted to you
  • even just a mere glimpse of your cl3avag3 or legs could send a guy over the edge … in that way …
  • you could fvck yourself and get off to just the image of you, your face is just so insanely pleasurable and incredibly ar0using to look at
  • everything you do is for YOU, you’re all about yourself, and everyone around you is all about you. your self-obsession leaks out into others, making them obsessed with you as well
  • you really took all the beauty, and didn’t leave anything for anyone else (ib entice ofc)
  • you look so healthy and lively, like you sucked the blood out of someone and used them for nutrients
  • you literally suck all the beauty out of everything, and make it your own
  • beauty is ONLY for you to have, beauty is ALL for you
  • beauty exists only for you, and you exist to be beautiful
  • your relationship with beauty is a match made in heaven, and also maybe hell, because your beauty is HOTT, sinful, lustful, and extremely unholy
  • you’re OBNOXIOUSLY, DEAFENINGLY, OFFENSIVELY, DISTINGUISHABLY hot and sexy. it’s like all people can talk about. your sexiness is just too loud to ignore.
  • you have such a high pitched, sexy, 2000s mean girl voice and vibe
  • sometimes people are scared to approach you, because of your 2000s mean girl archetype vibe. you have the same vibe and aura as megan fox did when she played jennifer in jennifer’s body.
  • you use clothing to weaponize yourself to get what you want, you always have the best clothes, you always show just the right amount of skin, you dress casually sexy, but not TOO sexy - i don’t think boys could handle all of that… your outfits are so seductive
  • manifest low rise jeans, cute tight zip-ups, low-cut tops, easy-to-remove clothing, cute little cami tops, and short shorts
  • you think of yourself as a prize, and you dress to look like one
  • you exploit boy’s lust to get whatever you want, and it always works
  • you always show it off, but never give it up
  • you’re a tease, a minx
  • men would put themselves in such dangerous situations, just because sleeping with you is so enticing. even just the sound of it is enough to make guys go mad.
  • you’re totally unaffected by everyone being sad and down about things, everyone could be super depressed, wearing all black, but you’re wearing hot pink hearts.
  • you don’t really see men as human, they’re more like placeholders, pawns to get whatever you want.
  • you command attention, nobody really pushes themselves onto you, you as a woman, have all the power
  • you use your body and looks as weapons to get whatever you want out of stupid men
  • you are DANGEROUSLY hot
  • you seduce men by putting the tip of your finger in your mouth, twirling your hair, touching your necklace, and tilting your head to the side

specific beauty:

  • you have the sl_ttiest, s3xiest, most hyper-s3xualiz3d face EVER. your face is hotter than the hottest p0rn, models, actresses, and instagram models
  • you have the clearest, most glowy perfect skin. your skin is so dewy and perfect, you naturally look like you have a perfect base: natural-looking foundation, concealer under your eyes, light blush across your cheeks, and bronzer across your cheekbones and forehead.
  • your facial structure is a mix of angular and rounded edges
  • you have moderately high cheekbones, a short mid-face, sharp and defined jawline, and sharp chin
  • get your desired face shape
  • you have thin, dark, arched eyebrows that give you a super sexy rbf. your brows look like you did them with a brow pencil, and mapped them out using math. you have elongated brow tails that frame your face so elegantly. your brows make you look insanely sexy and viper-like
  • your eyes are so piercing, like daggers in everyone’s hearts.
  • you have such sharp, elongated, bedroom eyes. you have large bratz doll eyes, super upswept, sexy, feline.
  • your eyes look like you’re flirting with others, so tantalizing, mesmerizing, intriguing
  • there’s this evil twinkle in your eyes, people will never forget it.
  • you have naturally super dark pitch black lash lines, you naturally look like you’re wearing thick black liquid liner, which makes your eyes look more sexy and large.
  • you naturally look like you have super long lash extensions, your lashes are jet black, and they fan outwards, making your eyes look even more elongated
  • you know how to hold eye contact, and its so erotic and hot, you can make any guy br1cked up just from your eye contact
  • you have puffy, full, kissy lips. your lips naturally look like you have lip liner and your desired gloss/lipstick on at all times. your lips are the epitome of desire, people can’t help but stare at them, trying to imagine your lips on theirs.
  • your lips have your desired reddish/pink tint, like you just sucked someones blood and used it as a cute lippie
  • you have such a gorgeous smile. your smile/smirk looks so devilish and evil though, like you’re planning something sinister. you have perfect gleaming white teeth, your dark lips in contrast of your white teeth is so striking.
  • +++ these requests:
  • Your beauty is so extreme and fascinating that it leaves everyone around you utterly speechless, trapped in a state of awe that makes them question if you are real. You not only surpass any known beauty standard, but become the ideal beauty standard to yourself. Each of your features is a work of art, a perfect reflection of harmony and proportion, enhanced and refined each day in a way so astonishing that it seems unreal. Every day, your features become even more beautiful and captivating, reaching levels of perfection that surpass imagination. Each day, your extreme beauty intensifies, transforming each feature from the smallest to the most prominent into a true work of art, so exquisite that it leaves everyone taken aback. There is not a single imperfection on your face; each detail is so perfect that those who see you are trapped in a state of fascination, unable to look away from you. You are like a work of art that no one can stop admiring, unable to believe how someone so perfect and magnificent can exist in this world. Your impact on social media is overwhelming. Every photo of you becomes a viral phenomenon, shared and saved by millions who wish to glimpse even a hint of your splendor. Your image is so irresistible that many choose it as their profile picture, admiring each of your features as if it were a representation of ideal beauty. You become a global icon, and your face is recognized in every corner of the planet, from the most remote places to the bustling cities of Asia, where people wonder how someone so magnificent and perfect can be real. You are treated like an earthly goddess, and the whole world seems to bow before you, recognizing your magnificence and valuing every second you grant them with your presence. At all times, you receive a cascade of sincere and passionate compliments. People humble themselves and feel blessed just with a glance from you, becoming utterly enchanted by your charm. Every compliment you hear is a tribute to the incomprehensible beauty you embody, and the admiration you inspire is so profound it becomes a form of reverence. Words aren't enough to express the effect you have on others; every look and every gesture of admiration reinforces your status as a celestial figure, a presence that exceeds human beauty and redefines the boundaries of what is possible. Taking a photo of you is like capturing a goddess, a divine being. The camera loves you; you always look perfect in every photo, from any angle and light. Your beauty is so intense that the light seems to highlight each of your features even more, from the exquisite shape of your lips to the shine in your eyes. Your photos become an authentic reflection of your magnificence, leaving those who see them astonished and yearning to be part of your world. every time you look at a mirror or any reflection, your beauty increases. You always see yourself beautiful and perfect in any mirror and reflection, under any light and angle. Your reflection is that of a deity. Each time you pause to admire yourself, it's as if the world stops around you. Your reflection is such a captivating spectacle that it seems to tell a story of infinite beauty, where each feature is perfected the moment you look at it. The confidence you radiate when contemplating yourself increases exponentially, making you an unattainable vision that everyone desires to emulate. You are the epitome of perfection, and your image in mirrors and reflections always exceeds expectations. In each one, you look more beautiful and perfect than the last, creating a sense of wonder that surrounds you and makes you feel like the deity you truly are. Time becomes irrelevant when you look at yourself; every second you spend in front of your reflection is a celebration of your existence, a reminder that there are no limits to the beauty you radiate. Mirrors not only reflect your image; they reflect your essence, your power, and the admiration you inspire in the world around you. Ultimately, in every mirror and every reflection, you not only see the person you are but the goddess that everyone else sees in you, a true manifestation of perfection and splendor. You have thousands of admirers, both men and women, who feel irresistibly drawn to your presence. Everywhere you go, everyone falls in love with you instantly, captivated by your dazzling beauty and aura of divinity. Every day, different people declare their love for you, each one remarkably attractive, either with a charming smile or an elegant demeanor that makes you feel even more admired. Your beauty leaves them stunned; when they approach you to ask for your info, it's evident that they are nervous and trembling with excitement, unable to articulate their words properly. With each glance you cast at them, their hearts beat faster, and it’s possible their hands even tremble slightly from the excitement of being so close to someone so extraordinary. There is no doubt that you leave a lasting impression on everyone who has the privilege of meeting you. You have thousands of followers on your social media, and your DMs are always full of people eagerly seeking even a bit of your attention. Every time you open a message, the mere fact that you, someone so beautiful and perfect, are reading their words makes their hearts race. A simple "seen" from you is enough to brighten their day; just the thought that you are aware of their existence leaves them breathless. Each post you make, whether it's a photo or a video, is flooded with "likes" and comments where everyone shows just how obsessed they are with you. People surrender to your beauty and charisma; any content you share quickly becomes a viral event. Everyone desperately hopes you'll follow them on social media, as it would be a great honor to receive a follow from a goddess like you—a prize of immense value in their minds. Everyone reacts to your stories, and even famous celebrities follow you on social media. Iconic figures like Bella Hadid, Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, and many others are among your followers, reaffirming your status in the entertainment and fashion industry. Exclusive agencies and brands like Victoria's Secret, Gucci, Chanel, and Louis Vuitton are also aware of your presence. Their reactions to your content only elevate your status and reinforce the admiration you inspire in your followers.
  • Reach full genetic potential across the multiverse. You are the prettiest most beautiful version of yourself across the multiverse and all infinite timelines that you ever existed in.
  • Baraface is a trillion out of ten. Your beauty is a once in a trillion years genetic masterpiece and miracle. You’re so beautiful you broke the psl beauty scale. Beauty standards exist because of you, you set them and invented them. People try plastic surgeries to look like you but it is useless since nothing can recreate you unreal beauty.
  • Naturally effortlessly look all glammed up, full glam bombshell makeup instantly applied to your face: plump (red) lips; concealed even toned filled in undereyes, smooth filtered porcelain (for the texture not color) skin flawlessly recreating the appearance of concealer, color corrector creams and foundation seamlessly applied, c curled eyelashes, thick neat microbladed eyebrows, contoured facial features to enhance and boost the highest facial harmony and symmetry
  • Natural filter as if edited by ai softwares and goddess woman on ig, look edited like those AI edits on Pinterest
  • Remind people of only fans and cam girls but sexier and hotter
  • Beauty like modern day Helen of Troy: men would sacrifice themselves and all they have for you, they shamelessly throw themselves at your feet, they’d start wars over you and do anything you’d want them to do, they are weak in their knees only for you, you are their only soft spot
  • Be known for your beauty, your visuals easily surpass any idol in the industry
  • Sprinkle sprinkle mentality: men cater to your every want and need, shamelessly drool all over you and spend billions on you simply because you’re hot and sexy
  • Reverse aging: the more time passes, the younger you become and look, people accuse you of bathing in the youth fountain, everlasting youthful appearance
  • Model walk better than VS models
  • Confident attractive sexy irresistible body language
  • Peak extreme facial beauty and reach high face harmony and symmetry
  • You won the genetic lottery
  • Your beauty makes people feel inferior and insecure, be that genetically superior
  • Your beauty blinds people outshining anyone no matter who’s in the room, group or standing next to you
  • 10/10 genetic: millennia from now future generations are gonna thank you for the best beauty genes (face and body wise)
  • People feel blessed to be in your presence and see first hand your elysian beauty
  • Halo effect and Princess treatment more than a bimbo southern belle
  • Severe case of pretty privilege and favoritism
  • Infinite aura points
  • Mirror work effect to boost confidence and beauty across the multiverse
  • Any excess of body fat and weight is instant converted into beauty points, the more your body sheds weight and burns fat the more that energy is converted to amplify your beauty and visuals to perfection, you reached top tier angelification
  • See physical results from subs on yourself/ on your physical appearance in your 3d (rather than other people that have them or look how you want)
  • Mog the entire beauty industry. Surpass any and all beauty standards that ever existed and ever will. Reach your full genetic potential and surpass any and all beauty standards. Your genes combine only the best genetic traits that ever existed in the history of humanity. You embody the looksmaxxing trend and you reap all the positive benefits of it. beautymaxxing exist because you walk on earth. You’re the text book definition of favoritism and pretty privilege. You outshine any and all celebs, tiktok girls, VS models and idols. You look AI generated, better than the most beautiful cg dolls from Pinterest. Your face belongs on subliminals’ thumbnails. People buy cc subliminals hoping to achieve an ounce of your beauty, but they’ll never get it.
  • You have the type of beauty and face everyone aspires to have and beg in the comment section for a cc. You’re so beautiful that you’d go viral for your looks on TikTok and social media after posting once.
  • Facecard is the gateway to a life of privilege, luxury and spoiled treatments, facecard never declines
  • •you don’t just simply mog other people — you diminish their entire existence.
  • •Like it’s an unfortunate, immutable fact of life that once a man thinks about you, no other woman will ever be able to compare. •Once men glance at you — they literally become asexual and aromantic towards everyone else
  • •Your mere presence alone is enough for men to stop thinking about any other woman ever again
  • •”How’s my wife?… I’ve divorced her — I only want you.” — that’s literally the effect you have on men — they would permanently leave their children, girlfriends, situationships, pet dog, wife of 20 years and entire family if you literally just looked in their direction (damnnn what did the dog do girl? 😭)
  • •No other woman is considered attractive to men after looking at you — it’s not like you want to break up families or anything (well… most of them) but you can’t that help your irresistible, irreplaceable allure and beauty makes people literally lose all of their integrity
  • •Cheating? On you ? LMFAOO people can’t even comprehend the meaning of that word when dating you. People would rather die than fumble you.
  • •In photos when you stand next to someone — regardless of gender — they look so ugly that they might as well be invisible
  • •You’re so bafflingly good-looking that you could be friends with someone for 40 years and they would still never get used to your looks
  • •The losers in the truerateme subreddit would rate you an indisputable 10/10 literally every single time
  • •After enduring tribulation after tribulation, the best reward any human could possibly receive would be looking at you
  • •You’re one of those mfs that people look at to feel better — “just looked at y/n and now I feel like I could an entire army”
  • •”You look like—“ no tf you don’t — no person alive even comes close to your unique, overbearing beauty. You don’t need carbon copy subs, carbon copy subs need you.
  • •Your parents are baffled how they even produced you, because you look literally nothing like your family members. In fact, you look nothing like any human on planet earth.
  • •Forget humans, even if you were abducted by aliens or taken to a cruel God’s bride even they would be in endless awe of your beauty — when I saw you’re universally attractive — I literally mean the universe. Hell even multidimensional brings are flabbergasted
  • •You have the most broken pretty privilege ever — like it’s pretty privilege on steroids. You could go up to a random man and ask for a house and he would hand you all of his bank details and the deed to his house without hesitation. There is no club too exclusive, no man too high value, no man too loyal, no man too handsome, no man too rich and no man too desirable for you. If you want a man — that’s it — he’s already yours
  • •you — “Buy me a house” — literally every person earth “no, that won’t be enough. How about a city?”
  • •”She has the face that could launch a thousand ships-“ LOL FUCK THAT — you gave a face that could start AND END and intergalactic war. You could be transmigrated to a historical Mary-Sue-esque shoujo and you would STILL stand out. I’m talking steal of the male leads from the overly beautiful female protagonist.
  • •Your beauty is excessive every day, all day — it’s like you took it all and left none for everyone else
  • •Your beauty is encoded in your genetics and is on dominant alleles only — no matter how ugly your future husband is (which he won’t be because even the most attractive of men grovel at your feet) your children will still end up being the most beautiful humans in existence — right after you of course
  • •If you ever became pregnant, you would bounce back immediately. I’m talking 3 hours later and you’re still skinny and moving everyone to dearh
  • •Speaking of pregnancy — you literally are incapable of looking anything but incomprehensibly attractive if you were to ever get pregnant. “Baby weight? Stretch marks? Pregnancy nose? What are those? My children are healthy and I’m even more glamorous.”
  • •In fact, with everyone second you exist, you just get even more attractive — despite that seemingly impossible. You could be on your death bed and still look like a 10/10, wrinkleless baddie
  • •You don’t need makeup — makeup needs you

happy 5k guys, thanks so much for your support, i honestly am so happy that i started this chanel on a random day. you guys make me so happy. enjoy the sub.

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Pub: 05 Nov 2024 02:43 UTC

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