BEFORE YOU INTERACT!!! or try to get close to me . YOU MUST KNOW PLENTY OF THINGS!!!!!!!

(If some things are hard to understand, you're allowed to ask a question about it. English is my first language, I'm just terrible at it)

• PLEASE DO NOT IDOLIZE ME I BEG OF YOU . I'M NOT THE PERSON YOU THINK I AM, LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS FOR ME.,, I'M LESS OF A PERSON
• My sense of humor is a mixture of many things I see, it's the kind of thing that's not for everyone. If you don't find me funny, that's fine (don't tell me about it, just walk the opposite direction from me), but if I make you (a friend) uncomfortable with anything I joke about (or through... any way at all) then please let me know!!! I don't wanna make my friends feel hurt.
• I'm not good at understanding a lot of social cues, I can also be a little straightforward with some of the things I say. I apologise if anything I say ends up coming off rudely, it's just really hard for me to figure out how to word things properly (even when I'm actually TRYING to be a little coherent with my wording).
• I'm not the most social Rand ever, in fact I'm VERY scared of everyone. Because of this, if you ever wanna talk to me, please approach me politely.,, I'm also quite sensitive, so there's that.
• I'm also easy to irritate or annoy, so I'm VERY very very VERY sorry if it feels like walking on eggshells around me, I try my best to not let my anger out on anyone but some slightly aggressive words do still come out sometimes and I'm sorry.....,,,
• I don't always respond back; no matter the reason, please do not force a response out of me unless it's something REALLY URGENT AND/OR IMPORTANT!!!!!
• Please do not talk to me with the intent of getting something from me, ESPECIALLY if we aren't close at all. Do not leech off of me for anything.
• I block freely, I'll block anyone, do not come to me on some alt account or go through my strawpage to ask me why you got blocked (if you're going out of your way to do that, then I think the block is very much deserved)
• I don't often involve myself in any big conflict that happens, but I try to be a little informed from afar. If there's something that I don't know, that YOU know about, then please let me know (such as... if a person is bad, and I don't know, then let me know. ok!!! ok)!
• If I do something wrong then let me know, but do it in a polite way. Even if I give a stubborn answer at first, I want to do my best to change for the better!
• DO NOT CRY ON MY SHOULDER!!!!! AT ALL!!!!!!!!! I'm born into a family that does nothing to comfort anyone I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU OUT!!!! PLEASE LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR SOMEONE TO HELP YOU, I'M NOT THE GUY!!!!! I'M SORRY

In general . I'M VERY MENTALLY ILL (shocking stuff, I know)!!!!!! While I'm not diagnosed with anything, I know there's something wrong with me. So just be careful in general ok? ok!
Hope we all have a fun fun time today! ^_^