Onnnnnn my birthday last year, on the isle of Outset
a big bird took my sister away
Some nice pirates gave chase 'cause they owed me a debt
Though I swore I'd return soon one day
After I snuck around, my green butt it did pound
For I was just a young fool
It threw me into the sea and 'twas there I did meet
The boat that was the King of Hyrule
So please be brave my lit-tle sis-ter dear, for I will save you sooooooon!
So please be brave my lit-tle sis-ter dear, for I will save you soon.
I had to quest for three pearls in order to save the world
So we sailed off from Island Windfall
I met a dragon, a frog, and a great talking log
And a big fish I don't much recall
I climbed a great tower, to gain a great power
A magic sword I thought was so cool
But the sword didn't work, and I looked like a jerk
So I had to ask the King of Hyrule
So please be brave my little sister dear, for I will save you soon!
So please be brave my little sister dear, for I will save you soon.
Learned my dear pirate lass, was a secret princess
And that I was the Hero of course
We sailed for ages, to wake mystic sages
And I had to find the triforce
We empowered the sword, to break a ward
To fight a demon so cruel
His name was ganondorf and he smelled like a wharf
When we fought in the land of Hyrule
So please be brave my little sister dear, for I will save you soon!
So please be brave my little sister dear, for I will save you soon.
I quested through his lair, where I fought his phantom
In a dungeon that recapped the game
He reformed the Triforce but the king got there first
And the old kingdom drowned in the rain
Well the sea it poured down, we had to leave town
After I won the duel
But the king stuck around, and my poor old friend was drowned
The end of the King of Hyyyyyyyyrule