Satsuki bond stories episode 2
momotalk
Sa: Hello to you again Sensei.
Sa: Though last time was quite the failure
Sa: I shall be using a different approach.
Sa: You're in Schale at this moment, correct?
S: Yeah...?/Yes...?
Sa: Then just please sit there and wait.
Sa: I shall be heading over!
S: Satsuki...?
S: Hang on a moment!
Sometime after Satsuki contacted me...
Sa: I've kept you waiting.
S: Good morning, Satsuki...
Sa: Your office is as small as ever.
Sa: Should you ally with the Pandemonium society, we could convert the entire Gehenna Square into your work place you know?
S: I think I'm good./That sounds more like a punishment...
Sa: Still playing hard to get? Well, it's not as if I'm not prepared for a marathon.
Sa: Like I said, I have a number of ways.
Sa: Today shall see a different approach.
Sa: This time- It's torture.
S: Eh!?
Sa: Ara, was that unexpected?
Sa: And here I thought Schale often utilised such methods.
S: They don't go THAT far!
Sa: Fufu, but our torture is quite unique. It should even work on people such as yourself, Sensei.
Sa: Now then, have a seat.
S: No thank you, I'll pass!
Sa: Rumours have it that the savages at Trinity brew tea with poisonous herbs and assault people with chainsaws...
Sa: But you may rest assured that we at Gehenna shall not stoop to such barbaric acts.
I sat down at Satsuki's request.
Sa: Now then, for our first method. Perhaps it may be too weak for one such as Sensei. Hehehe...
Satsuki takes my hand.
S: Just what are you doing with my nails!?
Sa: Now then, do you think you can handle this?
S: Your cutting my nails?/Is this really torture?
Sa: Fufufu. Have you noticed?
Sa: Should they be cut this short...
Sa: You'll be forever lacking of any cute nails you know?
S: ...!
Sa: A regular student would spill their guts by the time we finish trimming their index finger.
Sa: I wonder how long Sensei will be able to endure it? Ufufu...!
Sa: If you want me to stop, you'll have to say [I'll cooperate]. Until then, I won't stop for even a second, okay?
She continues cutting your nails
Sa: ...
In the end, Satsuki cut off all of my nails.
Sa: Are you really alright? Such short nails... is it truly such a measly thing to you?
S: Thanks Satsuki, I was thinking of cutting them soon.
Sa: As expected of you... you've yet to even blink at this level.
Sa: But we're not done yet. Next up...
Sa: Please change into this.
S: Hm? A T shirt?
Sa: Indeed. I brought it from your closet.
Sa: This torture session has need of it.
I changed into the T shirt as she requested.
Sa: Ufufu. It suits you.
Sa: Now then, eat some of this.
S: This is.../Curry udon?
Sa: Aha! Correct. Is the gravity of the situation dawning on you at last?
Sa: [Of all the foods that are likely to stain your clothes while you eat-], Curry udon lies at the apex of them!
Sa: And you're not wearing any ordinary T shirt, it's a white T-shirt, where dirt stands out the most! Of course, you won't have an apron while you eat it!
Sa: How is it? Are you trembling at the knees? Any normal student would be blue from stress before even taking a bite!
Sa: I wonder what Sensei thinks about this!?
You casually slurp the noodles.
S: Yummy~!
Sa: You started eating it with no hesitation at all... this is unexpected.
Sa: Such boldness, ignoring even the curry splashing everywhere, as expected of you.
I finished the udon in an instant
Sa: To think think that even this would fail. As expected of an adult... fufu.
Sa: But, I'll be going all out from here.
Sa: This time, I'll be getting your cooperation for sure.
S: I see.
After that, Satsuki attempted various types of torture(?) on me.
None of them were particularly unpleasant.
Sa: Our torture methods... have all failed?
Sa: To think he had this amount of mental strength...
Sa: Sigh... this shall be the final method of torture.
Sa: Now then, put your hands behind your back so I may tie them.
Sa: Your expression seems to ask, 'What am I about to do?'
Sa: This time it's important to stop the use of your arms.
Sa: Ufufu... preparations are complete.
Sa: Well then, take a look at this.
S: This is... a funny picture of a cat?
Sa: Aha! Indeed, It's a video of various highlights of cats.
Sa: Even I find myself with an unconscious grin whenever I look at it... it is a valuable resource.
Sa: Haven't you had enough? With this climax scene...
S: Ah!... An ad!
S: My hands are tied and I can't press the skip button!
Sa: Ufu. ufufufufu! How about it? You're completely powerless!
Sa: The skip button looks absolutely irresistible right? You want to see what happens next, don't you? Ahahaha!
Sa: The ads are a minute long, and they play every 30 seconds!
S: That's inhumane...
Sa: Is it not barbaric? Is it not frightening!?
Sa: It's an eternal nightmare... but if you pledge your loyalty, I'll set you free. Otherwise, you'll be stuck here! ufufu!
Sa: ...
Sa: Uu...Even I'm dying to see what's next on the video.
Sa: I forgot I was watching them too.
Sa: Just when is this ad going to end? Oh come on!
Satsuki leans on me from behind.
S: S-Satsuki?/You're awfully close...
Sa: Hah... hah... I want to press it...! These ads are so annoying...!
Satsuki is heavily breathing on my back...
S: I'm kinda feeling like telling you about a secret hideout that doesn't even exist!
S: Oh, the ads finished.
Sa: Hmm... so a cat's tail can stand up in such a manner.
Sa: That torture was frightening. Even I fell for it.
S: I'm glad...
Sa: Sensei... you resisted such fierce torture. I'm impressed.
Sa: But I too have learned something.
Sa: Do look forward to our next meeting. Fufufu.
S: S-satsuki!? Can you untie this rope first!?
In the end, I had to have someone else untie the rope.
It seems another misunderstanding is about to occur.