I miss the good old days when this board was fun and not a bunch of retards fighting 24/7
do you want to gaypost with IRyStocrat again?
I-I mean, I wouldnt be opposed to it. But what will the other kronies think?
why should we care about other opinions. we should be allowed to do what ever we love
I agree but...im shy IRyStocrat-san...just being around you is making my chest pound
just close your eyes and take a deep breath. i will handle everything
A-alright, I'll trust you...please be gentle
trust me
kiss you on the lips
unbutton your shirt
mmm!
eyes slowly narrow.
instinctively wraps my arms around you.
take your shirt off
gently kiss you on the neck
AH!
twitches
s-sorry...this is my first time...I'm probably not doing good...
it's alright. just relax
kiss your nipples
AH~
I-I feel like I'm about to go insane irystocrat! Like something is about to awaken
let me make you feel even better
take off your pant
my organ springs to life as soon as it's been relieved of its confines.
gently lick the tip of your thing
F-fuck!
it pulses against the touch of your tongue.
I-I can't take it anymore!
grabs you by your head and plunges your face down into me.
ah kronie don't be so rough
gently suck your balls
do you like this?
oh my god this is the best! I can't possibly contain myself anymore
smothers your face with my balls
hurry take your pants off!
phone rings
oh shit kronie my wife is calling.
i need to go
I said take your pants off
sorry kronie, you can use dollRyS to satisfy yourself
KROYASUMI KRONIE
jump out of the window
I'LL MAKE IT UP FOR YOU
now I can't believe I'm getting blue balled after i was getting into it.
looks at you So uh, now that the fucker ran away, you wanna go hunt some space crocs or something with me?
turns to you...
you know what...that does sound fun
manages to muster a small smile.
grabs you by the hand and flies off through the window Well come on then ya bugger, the gators ain't gonna wait forever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixi0sUpLVRc
finally, a true friend
lands on top of the eiffel tower
You know, space gators aren't actually a thing... I just wanted us to be alone for a while...
gets closer
really appreciates the view
wait they aren't, I thought they were just an alien thing...
watches you get closer after your flirtatious line
w-wait Sanalite...I appreciate it, but I just got my heart broken...I'm not sure I'm ready for affection just yet
pulls out a knife
Your kidneys please. Hand them over.
GODDAMN IT, NOT AGAIN
already finished carving you up
Aight mate, thanks a bunch! If you ever in the neighborhood, gimme a call, we gonna go out for a drink, aye?
flies away
this day can't possibly get worse
HiRyS!!! i'm back kronie
are you alright?
flies back
OH right, forgot this!
gives you a kiss on the cheek
Bye bye!
flies away for real now
I just got used, cucked, blue balled, and missing my kidneys. what part of me is supposed to be alright...
don't butter me up, you already took enough from me
sad. it's alright. here, have a cup of milk, it will make you feel better
I don't need chocolate milk, I need new kidneys
Ey boss, I got the thing you asked for! Here ya go.
hands over a pair of kidneys
cool. thank sanalite
hey kronie i have your kidneys
may I please have them back...
let me put them back inside for you
take off your shirt
just get it over with.
it's done. you're ok now
you shouldn't trust stranger next time
have a great day kronie
Ey yo boss, about my pay?
you can have a soda
shrugs Eh, it's something I guess. Wonder how it will go with this pudding brain I found.
looks at kronie while smiling maniacly
Anyways, byeeee!