you're about to fall asleep
"Hey?"
You cock your head to the side and look at your lovely gf Kronii
"Do you know..."
Kronii chews the bottom part of her lip in a pensive manner; she always does this when she has a question that's been bugging her
"Do you know what the plastic things at the end of shoelaces are called?"
You stare at her blankly for a few seconds, and mutter that how weird it is that no one knows that those are called.
"I know, right? I want to say it's something like a egglet, or something like that maybe? Why am I getting hung up on such a dumb thing now?"
seeing an opportunity to mess with her a little bit, you suddenly ask her if she knows what the thing you click on a ballpoint pen is called
"Okay I know you're fucking with me, that's the clicker right? Wait, it's not actually called that?"
You can't help but snicker a little when you see her pout after giving the wrong answer
"It should be called the clicker because that's what every does when they use a pen, right? I'm not going crazy in thinking this, am I?"
The two of you only manage to finally fall asleep after 30 minutes of debating why certain things do or don't have the names they should