My Scream Which Can’t Be Told to Anyone (Event Story)
Chapter 2: A Girl Who Is An Uncontrollable Maniac
Classmate A: Kyaahー! You’re so amazing, Shigure-chan!!
Classmate B: Everyone, look!
We’ve been bestowed upon Shigure-chan’s Kitchen Knife Technique! Just like a cook!
Shigure: Ehー? This is just a child’s play for Shigure~
Koharu: Are we really in a Home Economics subject right now?
It feels like living in a fever dream..
Riko: Shigure-sama,
I wonder why you’re not using the measuring spoon?
Shigure: Because seasonings obviously will be proportional with the ingredients, so no need to bother~?
An: That is our Shigure-samaー!
Koharu: Shigure-sama, what’s with spinning eggs in a bowl of hot water?
Shigure: You’ll get uneven yolks if not doing so, then the eggs will no longer be pretty~♪
An: That is our Shigure-sama!!
Classmate C: We’re about to witness.. One of the greatest moments in our history...
Classmate D: The dish from Chef Shigure is almost ready...!
Shigure: Sorry for the wait~♪
An: Here it comes! Shigure-sama’s deluxe servings of boiled egg and spinach salad with soy-sauce flavor!!
Riko: It looks like a work of art...!
Just as what you could expect from Shigure-sama!
Koharu: Shigure-sama will score three stars! No doubt about it!
Classmate A: Hey, I also want to eat Chef Shigure’s homemade dishes!
Classmate B: Me too! Me too!!
Shigure: Seems we’re lacking ingredients.
You girls, bring up your spinach portions to Shigure.
Shigure's Homeroom Teacher: E, everyone?
Please sit at your desks accordingly...!
Shigure: Oh. It’s the time already?
Classmate C: Uu... I didn’t manage to eat the Chef Shigure Dish...
Classmate D: Count me in. My sadness then absorbed me and now I can’t stand up...
Shigure: Hey, the two of you.
Classmate C: What’s wrong, Chef Shigure?
Shigure: Shigure will serve all of you girls first next time.
So no need to look down any longer, it’s better to face what’s ahead right.
Classmates: !!!
Classmates: Kyaahー! Me too!! Please include me tooー!!!
Shigure: C’mon, we’re now leaving.
An • Koharu • Riko: Right! Shigure-sama!!
An: Shigure-sama has arrived...
... I sayー!! ¹
Teacher A: Are those Fudeshima’s underlings?
Just how many dozens of them are there?
Teacher B: There’s really nothing that one can do about it,
Even for us as their teachers...
Riko: Shigure-sama, we’re going to have extracurricular class with all of the 5th and 6th graders by afternoon time.
Shigure: What a bother~. If only they can be more considerate,
Like it’ll be so much better to only do lessons to highlight Shigure’s charm points.
An: Absolutely!
It also doesn’t matter to learn Home Economics for the whole hour!
Koharu: Then we can just eat Shigure-sama’s homemade dish, all day long...!
That is just the best!
Riko: Shigure-sama. Pay attention there.
Shigure: Hmm? Isn’t that...?
Yae: Sasukeー! It’s time for lunch~.
Yae’s Classmate A: Hey, Yae-chan.
Tell us how to hold yourself a rabbit?
Shigure: Oh, well. It’s just Niizuma.
Yae: Ah! Good afternoon, Shigure-chan!
Shigure: Tch, she noticed.
Yae: If you don’t mind, want to come and play with Sasuke together?
Shigure: Nuh-uh, why do I have to do it for you?
An: No wrong about it!
Shigure-sama is really busy right now!!
Riko: Shigure-sama, we have stayed our feet and spent time for approx 105 seconds.
I afraid we’ll be in trouble for the fifth period if this continues.
Shigure: You’re right. Can’t keep spending all of the precious time.
Bye-bye Niizuma~. Shigure’s off to do business.
Yae’s Classmate A: .. There she goes.
Yae’s Classmate B: Shigure-chan’s giving me the bad vibes..
Yae: I think you just don’t know her well enough.
No matter the occasion, Shigure-chan is always being true when it comes to herself.
TL notes:
[1] (Good grief translating character with speech quirks :ChisaThumbsUp: but also interesting thing is going on here)
Onari (おなーりーぃ) is apparently a word that you use to welcome someone, usually like lord to servant so if aimed @/others roughly also like “feast your eyes upon ...’s arrival”.
By the way this is the whole sentence: “しぐれ様のおなーりーぃ... だっちー!”
The last word (“Dacchi!”) is An’s speech quirk, so I have to improvise and I hope that makes sense LOL
[Bonus] About spinach salad with soy sauce, the original name in japanese is “horenso no ohitashi” => https://www.sirogohan.com/recipe/ohitasi/