okay so if you're the type of satoru fan/yume who treats liking him like a competition, stay the fuck away from me. i've met way too many of you already. everything has to be a competition, or you just block me because i exist. every conversation somehow turns into "I LovE Him mOrE" or "I SpEnT MoRe mOnEy On GoJo," and it's embarrassing.

like... okay? and?.. idgaf. flex all you want...you want a medal? a certificate? a standing ovation? none of that makes you a bigger fan or better fan than anyone else. it just makes you loud. if your entire personality is trying to outdo other fans/yumes, don't interact with me. i'm so tired of y'all acting like there's a leaderboard for liking a fictional man.

i swear half the satoru fandom acts like they own him. it's so hard to find fans who aren't weirdly possessive or competitive. finding a normal satoru fan is like finding a unicorn atp.