
be me
Average human dude
Not so average compared to the Mobians around
More noticeable since I live in a majority Mobian city
Don't mind it tho, they are all nice to me so far
drinking some coffee on a table on the pavement next to the street
just enjoying my drink and watching people walking down the street
Until I hear a thundering crash behind me and some screams
Look and see a giant machine with a laughing egg shaped man riding it in a cockpit that's smacked right the middle of the machine
The fact he hasn't been put in jail yet makes me question why I'm even paying my taxes
People are starting to panic as he goes about his demands and I decide to finish my coffee quickly and should just go back to work
Right on que, a blur passes everyone in the street, causing wind to blow all around
a part of me feels a bit more relaxed that the hero "sonic" is already on the scene, but the smarter part understands that it's still better to be clear from all the destruction
As they start taunting each other, with the eggman saying something about a new weapon that will get rid of the hedgehog once and for all, I finally finish my coffee and give the payment to the waiter hiding under one of the tables
but when I start walking away, eggman finally fires his new weapon, with sonic dodging it with complete ease
Problem is that the new weapon was a laser weapon, and right behind sonic was an oddly shiny and reflective mailbox
I watch as the he laser hits the mailbox and bonces into a close by window
Before bouncing into another window
Before going into a mirror specialty store and bouncing a bunch inside the store
And finally going out of the store and directly to me
I don't have enough time to react before I'm hit
After that my vision goes white, right before it goes dark
...
I finally feel like I can open my eyes after staying in the dark for ages
I slowly try to get up as I regain my senses
First thing I feel is the ground beneath my hands and feet
It was oddly soft and fluffy
After my eyes finally clear I look at the ground to see it's some kind of...carpet?
An unnaturally long trimmed carpet
I look around to understand where I am exactly
Only way to describe it is that it's some sort of mansion
Fancy paintings on the wall, an expensive looking vase on a table
The kind of place that the utmost rich of rich would live in, the kind with enough power to influence countries
but the thing that caught my attention the most was the how absolutely huge everything around me was
this place would have already looked huge normally, but everything I could see around towered above me
I looked to table next to me and it it seemed to be as tall as a 7 story tall building
Before I can lament more on what's happening I hear the sound of someone getting closer
I look down the hall to see a purple-colored Mobian heading in my direction
the way she was dressed in a fancy purple and decorated dress, and the way she walked shown how she was someone of utmost elegance
Looking closer I believe she was a...cat?
I kept feeling that I have seen her somewhere before, maybe on tv?
My thoughts are immediately interrupted when I realize that, like everything here, she was absolutely huge
And that she was heading straight towards me without noticing me on the ground
I try to get her attention, flailing my arms and screaming to her as she got closer, but to no avail
As her foot moved forward in my direction, I jump to the side in the last second before it falls on top of me, saving myself from a world of pain
I get up and look to the back to see her walking away, wondering how she couldn't notice me at all
...Only to be greeted by a view I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to see
In that moment I could only gawk at the view of her backside
The way it was shaped, the way her dress hugged at it, her tail swishing right above it
...were all Mobians built like this?
Did I never notice because usually I'm the guy looking at them from above?
this also puts into perspective that I'm probably much smaller then I thought I was...or this place is much bigger then I expected, whichever one is true
All I knew now that staying here and doing nothing is probably not the best idea and I should get help
But whatever I think about that, I keep thinking of that Mobian...
...my impure thoughts were definitely effecting me more then I admitted, but it was safe to assume that if anyone could help me, she could be a good choice
She's probably big and high enough (no pun intended) to at least get someone who knows how to help me
As I look once again in the direction she headed, I decide that doing something now is probably better then just sitting and thinking about it
I get up and start jogging, pretty close to the wall this time, hoping that despite the obvious size difference she didn't get too far away