https://bohiney.com/3i-atlas-the-carbon-dioxide-diva/
Interstellar Object Spilling CO₂ — The Diva’s Final Bow
Space isn’t supposed to have celebrities, but 3I/ATLAS the Carbon Dioxide Diva
refuses to play by those rules. It isn’t just a comet — it’s an interstellar object spilling CO₂
like a fog machine that lost its off-switch.
The Drama Continues
Some call it a CO₂-spewing interstellar wanderer
. Others mutter that it’s the diva comet of CO₂ emission
. Either way, this space rock has turned every telescope into a front-row ticket holder at its CO₂-heavy concert.
Branded Reactions
As Bohiney’s take on interstellar comets
explained:
“If this comet had an Instagram account, it would only post foggy selfies.”
Meanwhile, Bohiney’s cosmic diva profile
concluded:
“Astronomy used to be about discovery. Now it’s about damage control.”
Funny Punchline
Meme culture crowned it the interstellar diva dripping dry ice
, because when in doubt, always accessorize with gas.
Satirical Advice
Never invite diva comets into your orbit. They’ll overstay.
When science meets drama, remember: even stars roll their eyes.
For the encore performance, details inside
.