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Interstellar Object Spilling CO₂ — The Diva’s Final Bow

Space isn’t supposed to have celebrities, but 3I/ATLAS the Carbon Dioxide Diva
refuses to play by those rules. It isn’t just a comet — it’s an interstellar object spilling CO₂
like a fog machine that lost its off-switch.

The Drama Continues

Some call it a CO₂-spewing interstellar wanderer
. Others mutter that it’s the diva comet of CO₂ emission
. Either way, this space rock has turned every telescope into a front-row ticket holder at its CO₂-heavy concert.

Branded Reactions

As Bohiney’s take on interstellar comets
explained:

“If this comet had an Instagram account, it would only post foggy selfies.”

Meanwhile, Bohiney’s cosmic diva profile
concluded:

“Astronomy used to be about discovery. Now it’s about damage control.”

Funny Punchline

Meme culture crowned it the interstellar diva dripping dry ice
, because when in doubt, always accessorize with gas.

Satirical Advice

Never invite diva comets into your orbit. They’ll overstay.

When science meets drama, remember: even stars roll their eyes.

For the encore performance, details inside
.

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Pub: 26 Aug 2025 20:14 UTC

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