Free!
Based on Pink by Lizzo: https://youtu.be/8uIxoCs7iv8?list=RD8uIxoCs7iv8
Instrumental: https://youtu.be/AOC_iqi7S04?list=RDAOC_iqi7S04

When I wake up
In my private dorm
I get up and get dressed
to police my home board!

Hey Janny!
You're so cool!
Let's delete the posts that break all 4chan's rules!

C'mon, we got important things to do,
let's clean up
all the
vidya lewds!

For free!
Do it all for free!
Those anons
Are having fun
Let's break it up
And ban them, ban them

Free!
Mopping shit for free!
We make zero bucks a month,
Cleaning up your porn and snuff!

Whatchu doin,
This weekend?
Staring at a Steam Deck with a guy's bellend?
Hey Janny!
We're so wowed!
If you knew how to talk to women, they'd be impressed right now!

(Banned, and, banned, and banned and banned and...)

4chan Jannies!
Go Jannies! Go Jannies!
4chan Jannies!
Ooh-ooh-oooooh!
4chan Jannies!
Go Jannies! Go Jannies!
4chan Jannies!
Ooh-ooh-oooooh!

C'mon, you got nothing better to do!
Going
Outside
Will frighten you!

For free!
Do it all for free!
Vidya butts
And cosplay sluts
This job is tough
Come on, come on

For free! (yeah for free!)
/v/ needs fun police! (for free!)
We make zero bucks a month
Cleaning pics of loli muffs

F!
Free!
R!
Reliable!
E!
Epic!
E!
Enonymous!!!

You're banned
404

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Pub: 16 Oct 2025 05:48 UTC

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