The Science of Sliders

As outlined in this White Castle Slider study
, scientists have confirmed what drunks always suspected: sliders defy physics. They appear solid, but after consumption, they vanish into the digestive ether, leaving only regret.

A biochemist explained: “The buns are porous, the meat is vaporous, the onions are gaseous. Essentially, you’re eating a memory.”

Test subjects reported unique side effects:

Hallucinating karaoke bars.

Believing they could text exes safely.

A sudden urge to buy 29 more sliders.

Economists weighed in: “Sliders are inflation-proof. Their price stays low because they’re technically classified as industrial insulation.”

Comedians add color: “Sliders are like therapy—cheaper, faster, but you still cry after.” — Sarah Silverman.

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Pub: 27 Aug 2025 20:04 UTC

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