
Serena ⚢ She/her, 15 years old, Slavic girl with a plethora of mental disorders. I speak English, a small amount of Spanish & an atom-sized amount of Polish.
I have autism and a Altoid tin full of other disorders, like ADHD, suspected Bipolar Disorder and suspected Narcisstic Personality Disorder. I'm also hypersexual, but that doesn't pertain to the conversation. These disorders affect, but are not limited to, my conversational skills & overall personality. Just be weary when you speak to me. I mask decently well, but I have a shit ton of mood swings, my social battery dies fast, I have an odd superiority complex, and I literally cannot speak to people who do not function on the same exact wavelength as me. Don't talk to me about politics or anything in that wheelhouse, like current events, because I don't care at all. Not that I don't care (I care! I care!), I just don't care about talking about them because it doesn't change anything in the real world. I also like to push people's boundaries a lot, so if it actually affects you personally, just let me know. These messages really go unheeded without a second thought but I'd rather not make someone legitimately upset.
I really like The Boys. Like, a lot. I've wived up Homelander & Deep and I'll never divorce them, even in death. Any fans or "yumes" (Yumeshippers all deserve to rot in hell. You're all slimey bastards who delude yourselves into thinking your soul is 'bonded' with a fictional character. None of you are real.), don't interact with me. Deeplander fans that aren't me make me want to hang myself. You all genuinely piss me off so bad. Especially the certain archetype of Deep glazers who say he "cracked prime Starlight." He coerced her into giving him oral sex by convincing her she needed to do it or else she would lose her job in the Seven, since he was apparently so powerful as a Vought employee and could arrange that. Overall, don't interact with me if 1) your media literacy is terrible, or 2) you consume media with your eyes closed. DNI if you hate Homelander and/or Deep just because I can't stand people who hate on them. I get why, especially because their actions are despicable; I just don't like you. I don't like it in general when people hate on my favourites, as I view them through rose-colored lenses that allow me to tiptoe past their problematic actions and see the good in their heart. Whether said good exists is solely up to me. Let me speak my truth for once!
My interests change a lot, but anything here is fair game. I love everything I've ever liked (for the most part), so if you stumble upon my interests lists and we have a mutual one, feel free to strike up a conversation about it. I'm really possessive about some things though (especially American Psycho due to the amount of times I've watched the movie & read Bret Easton Ellis' books), so don't claim you like my interests more than me. You don't and I will fucking kill you. Also, if you're a Black Swan "fan," you romanticize the movie and are like, "Wow! Nina Sayers is just a girl.." then post her with Lana Del Rey, genuinely fucking kill yourself. Same with the "Slavic stare" & the sigma Patrick shit. You all actually deserve to be ran over by a semi-truck.
Let me also state that I don't really have a DNI list; I just block/ignore people accordingly. I don't love the idea of interacting with people who are super "woke", annoying, have a stupid sense of humor, or are just really weird. I already have a hard time keeping conversations with people but it's even harder when you're talking to a complete and utter idiot. I also can't stand people who constantly talk about a singular topic! I admit, I've done it a lot, but people who make their whole personality about their partner (including but not limited to the annoying couples on Xitter who spam their partners comment sections or will exclusively post "I miss my bf/gf" with the :3 face. You lot deserve the worst punishment in the books.) or their singular "niche" interest are clones of Satan himself. I'd rather get my ass blown up like Translucent than hold a conversation with one of those people. They reek of "He/him 21🔁 Asian looking 4 a freaky gf" TikTok comments.
Just for a touch of sentimentality, I'd like to dedicate this section to my favourite pastes I've decorated. Let me talk about myself more! Stop jailing my speech! I love you Vought, I love you Strahm, I love you Chace, I love you Piper, ecetera ecetera. If you want to look at a full list of my decorated pastes, click here. If you'd like to contact me, do so on Atabook or Discord.