Top 10 Most Disappointing Celebrity Nude Titties

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As we all know celebrity starlets are completely detached from reality, and so they lack self-awareness. In no way is the complete delusion of heathen Hollywood harlots better exhibited then when some of these so-called “sex symbols” get naked and their nude titties are utter abominations… And so to further illustrate this point we have compiled the top 10 most disappointing topless celebrity nude titties of all time into the list below.

10 Keira Knightley

No one was under the impression that Keira had nice boobies, but frankly it was quite surprising to see that they are this bad.
Even though her tits are awful, it is hard to say that Emilia Clarke’s topless nudes are that disappointing considering she wasn’t really famous until she got naked.
“Walking Dead” star Emily Kinney was certainly never expected to be a buxom beauty, but I’ve married 1st graders with bigger breasts than this.
Perhaps if Helen Hunt hadn’t waited until she was a decrepit old hag to show off her fun bags they wouldn’t have been so nauseatingly nasty.

6 Scarlett Johansson

It is not that Scarlett’s titties are that terrible, it is just that the disparity between expectations and reality was enormous.
No one will be sleeping in Seattle with Meg’s sad sagging milks sacks haunting their dreams.
Teri Hatcher famously boasted that her breasts are both “real and spectacular”… But as you can see she was only half right.

3 Natalie Dormer

Natalie’s shitty titties look deflated and dejected in this “Game of Thrones” scene, like they had just read the scripts for the final season of the show.
Mira Sorvino’s boobies look like two sunny side up eggs sliding down a door.
After spending much of the late 1990’s as one of the biggest sex symbols in Showbiz, Neve Campbell completely ruined her legacy when she finally flaunted her frightfully terrible titties.
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