Casey found himself walking through a door from pitch darkness into a blindingly bright room. Inside was a stunningly handsome black Jackal furry with a staff in his right hand standing in front of what appeared to be a studio audience seated in bleachers. Before he could say anything, the audience started cheering. They were a photogenic mixture of anthropomorphic animals and mythical creatures of mixed sex, all beautiful.

"Let's welcome our next contestant! Come on down, Casey!" As the audience applauded, Casey nervously walked over to where the Jackal was standing in front of an old fashioned mechanical scale, with a feather sitting on one end.

"Per tradition we've decided on the eternal fate of souls by weighing their hearts. However, today we're up to try something new. Hearts just tend to weigh more than feathers, as it happens, and besides, it's not very fun seeing the same thing over and over again. So let's start with a choice Casey. Do you want to weigh your heart, or do you take a chance and spin the wheel?"

An attractive blonde woman brought out a wheel with it's options covered in a tarp.

"Are you Anubis?" Asked Casey

"The very same", smiled Anubis with a boyish and energetic charisma, "so what will it be?"

"Wait, I'm dead?" asked Casey, worried.

"A smear on the highway! Shouldn't have bought that motorcycle Casey. Hurry up and choose, or it's the heart and the feather. Time is running out!"

Casey knew that letting his heart be weighed would end poorly whether the process was physical or metaphorical.

"The wheel! I choose the wheel."

"Excellent choice. Let's see our options."

The woman took off the cover and on the wheel were written "Fox bitch, femsexed dragon, doe bitch, bunny bitch" and a few others in like manner.

"What is this?" Casey asked nervously.

"Getting cold feet? Aww, too late to back out now. This is a list of every full fledged morphology you've ever masturbated to the thought of possessing. Go ahead and spin!"

"Spin! Spin! Spin!" chanted the audience in anticipation.

Reluctantly, Casey walked up and then, with a look of commitment, gave the wheel a hard pull. Around and around it went, slowing down gradually. It almost landed on fox bitch, before ticking over to femsexed dragon.

"You've always been a fan of dragons, haven't you Casey? Well it looks like now you get to be one!"

With that, Anubis bonked him on the head with his staff. Casey's body began to change, turning green and expanding, clothes ripping off, a thick tail growing out above his ass while his posture changed into a quadruped's. Wings grew out of his back. His face elongated into a pretty but thoroughly alien lizard face.

"I'm a dragon? I'm a female dragon?" Casey was wet.

"Males can't be female, in this life or the next. That's just how words work! Sorry Casey. But there's no rule that says you can't be female shaped. But we're not done spinning the wheel yet! You didn't seriously think we'd let you remain a dragon, did you?"

Casey blushed. He thought he knew where this was going.

Anubis turned to the audience and exclaimed "This faggot was so obsessed with having female anatomy he broke up with his boyfriend. What a cunt! Now we get to reveal his true nature. Let's spin the wheel again! Here we go."

Anubis touched the wheel with his staff and the words changed places. They now said cunt, asshole, and mouth, repeated as space required.

"After you Casey" Anubis gestured, "Unless you'd like your heart weighed after all. Though I dare say a dragon heart would be even heavier"

Casey didn't want to spin the wheel, but wanted to burn in the fires of hell even less. That's what would happen if he didn't spin, right? And besides, this was probably just a wet dream. Very tentatively, he walked his thick dragon body over to the wheel and spun it.

As it revolved repeatedly, Anubis jested "They say when the wheel is spinning you know what you hope for. Not like this bitch needs any help am I right?"

The wheel nearly landed on asshole, but at the last second tripped over to cunt.

"You're a cunt after all! Congratulations. This has been a very special episode of Spin the Wheel; I guess we can call it Wheel of Fuckhole! But we're not done. Before we transform you and you get to experience your new afterlife, let's spin a bonus wheel!"

Anubis hit the wheel with his staff again, and this time it displayed:

Cuntcam
Prostate
Taste buds
Boob handle
The works

"This is to determine what bonus features your bonus hole will have. Our dearest Cindy will explain to you what each of the features means."

The attractive blonde began speaking in a sultry tone, "The cuntcam gives you a permanent pussy's eye view of any incoming insertions, while the optimized prostate gives you the pleasure of both holes in one! The taste buds are designed to make you crave the flavor of cock and semen, while the boob handle, despite looking like a regular handle, preserves sexually enhanced breast pleasure whenever you are handled."

Casey was flabbergasted. Anubis grinned maliciously.

"Since you seem reluctant to spin, I'll go ahead and spin this one for you!" The jackal beamed.

"Wait!" said Casey, but it was already spinning. It took twice as long as the other wheels to spin, but when it finally wound down, it had unexpectedly landed on The Works despite it being the smallest option.

"Wow, would you look at that!" gasped Anubis, "A fully tricked out dragon hypervagina! As some of you in the audience may already know, because of dragon neural architecture efficiency, we can actually reach trillions of times more pleasurability with vagina reduction than we could with a human. In addition to the other sensations Casey is unlikely to ever be bored. In fact, with that kind of sensation we don't even need to worry about who or what is fucking him. Hope it's everything you hoped for Casey! I commend ye to eternity!"

"No, please. It was just a fetish!" Casey exclaimed, but Anubis bonked him on the head and he rapidly reduced to a drooling dragon cunt, set into a wide and extra long shaft, ready to embrace any cock from any creature.

"And that's all the time we have for today folks", said Anubis, picking up the cunt from the floor, "thanks for joining us for this special edition of: Wheel of Fuckhole!" The audience accompanied him in these last three words as Casey watched Anubis say "let's cut to a commercial". From the cuntcam embedded just above the clitoris, Casey watched and then felt Anubis gaze at him and begin eating him out. The pleasure was incomprehensibly and agonizingly powerful, but Casey could not escape. Anubis began to penetrate the fleshlight over and over, and as the audience cheered again, an adorable squelching noise was barely audible over the sound. Outside of the feminine moans inside his head it would be the only noise he'd ever make again.