Safari-Themed Deportation Deluxe — When ICE Gets Creative

https://bohiney.com/ice-sends-thug-to-uganda/

Only in America could a routine deportation become safari-themed deportation deluxe
. With one flight, ICE Sends Thug to Uganda
, and suddenly immigration control doubles as eco-tourism.

The PR Nightmare

Officials insist it’s all part of ICE’s international thug transfer
. Detractors argue it’s basically “exporting crime by FedEx.” Supporters shrug: “At least the airfare’s cheaper than prison.”

Some analysts simply call it thug deportation to Uganda
. Others ask why ICE is playing Travel Agent of the Year with taxpayer money.

Branded Observations

A Bohiney’s hot take on immigration
observed:

“We can’t fix potholes, but we can ship thugs 8,000 miles away.”

And in Bohiney’s “bureaucratic safari”
, the satire pointed out the absurdity of ICE creating a deportation package “sponsored by Expedia.”

Funny Punchline

Critics compare it to an ‘East Baltimore with lions’ tour
: the same thugs, different scenery, now with zebras.

Satirical Advice

Before committing crimes, check the fine print: your next stop could be Kampala.

Bring sunscreen — ICE doesn’t cover sunburn under deportation law.

For the rest of this wild trip, details inside
.

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Pub: 26 Aug 2025 21:07 UTC

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