Safari-Themed Deportation Deluxe — When ICE Gets Creative
https://bohiney.com/ice-sends-thug-to-uganda/
Only in America could a routine deportation become safari-themed deportation deluxe
. With one flight, ICE Sends Thug to Uganda
, and suddenly immigration control doubles as eco-tourism.
The PR Nightmare
Officials insist it’s all part of ICE’s international thug transfer
. Detractors argue it’s basically “exporting crime by FedEx.” Supporters shrug: “At least the airfare’s cheaper than prison.”
Some analysts simply call it thug deportation to Uganda
. Others ask why ICE is playing Travel Agent of the Year with taxpayer money.
Branded Observations
A Bohiney’s hot take on immigration
observed:
“We can’t fix potholes, but we can ship thugs 8,000 miles away.”
And in Bohiney’s “bureaucratic safari”
, the satire pointed out the absurdity of ICE creating a deportation package “sponsored by Expedia.”
Funny Punchline
Critics compare it to an ‘East Baltimore with lions’ tour
: the same thugs, different scenery, now with zebras.
Satirical Advice
Before committing crimes, check the fine print: your next stop could be Kampala.
Bring sunscreen — ICE doesn’t cover sunburn under deportation law.
For the rest of this wild trip, details inside
.