The Strange Chart of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Minos

"The Manager. He's a prick - still hasn't given me my flask back! I had to buy a new one! Only reason I listen to him is cause he's my 'get out of death free' card. Well, that and the scary ass cowboy that's always tailing him. As first Sinner, I'm clearly the second highest authority here - so don't tell anyone, but I'm not gonna be too upset when he bites the dust."

"A good man who is haunted by his past actions. Unlike me, he still moves forward. With any luck, he will redeem himself from the Sins of his past, and lead the other Sinners on their own path of redemption..."

Ringo

"Very cool looking, I'll give him that. Think I should get a duster? Personality wise... eh. He's got a smokin problem which is badass, but he mumbles to himself a bit too much for my likin, and the way he sticks close to the Manager makes me think he fancies the fellas. D-don't tell him I said that though, his gun's like a damn cannon..."

"He's... Troubled. I'm not sure what his power is, but even without any augments, he has some kind of ability I scarcely comprehend. Thankfully Hyde isn't dull enough to miss this either - so long as Ringo is here, I doubt Minos will fall at the hands of evil..."

1: Hyde

"The smartest and most handsome guy in the company! Yep! Damn, imagine how cracked the team would be if it was just 15 of me... Probably retrieve all the Golden Boughs in a couple weeks~! Specially cause we wouldn't be using this shitty ass bus and would be rolling in style on a Warp Train."

"He is a narcissist. An addict. An intimate friend to all of the sins of the world. He exists within all of mankind, just as I do. All human beings as we meet them are commingled out of good and evil - a mixture of Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde. But I have committed the gravest sin of all. I separated us, and allowed evil to reign true. I pray someone fixes my mistake, and truly ends our life. For Edward Hyde, alone in the ranks of mankind, is pure evil."

2: Basil

"Alright I know I did the bit about Ringo likin Minos, but I'm like 80% sure this guy's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I've been with some feminine lookin fellas before - and I'd probably stick it to this twink before I go after Morella. He's real good at drawin, though I'd probably be better if I spent a few weeks practicing. I even offered to model for him sometime, so if he ever learns about 'aesthetics' or 'actual taste', he'll take me up on that~."

"He spreads himself thin. Latches onto others, feeding off their ego and pride. It is my sincere wish that he can grow while in the employ of Limbus Company - but the allure of the manipulable draws Hyde like blood draws a shark. If Basil is wise, he would do well to avoid any contact with us. Stay far away, and capture the image of the Sinners on their redemption. Capture the image of the triumph of Good."

3: Moriarty

"Scary bitch. Like, of all the people in this shitshow, she's the freakiest. More scary than that skeleton fucker, even. Everytime she looks at me, it feels like her eyes are boring a hole through me... She's asked me questions before. 'Where are the best Moonstones outside District 13', 'What's the deal with the Golden Boughs', shit like that. She shouldn't know anything about me, so why does she pick the questions that dig to my core... Oh, uh, something funny... Uhh, I think she's also racist? I just get the vibe, not gonna lie to you mate."

"I'm glad that she scares him. I don't know anything about her - what her past is, what her goals are, how many people she's killed. Nothing. But I do know that anything she has done pales in comparison to the evil that is Edward Hyde. If she can mess with him, keep him on his best behavior, keep him away from innocents and that which is good... Then she is a hero that rivals her brother."

4: Carter

"She's alright. Doesn't put up much fuss when I steal her anti-psychotics, and those are GREAT downers. Couple of those and a few shots of whiskey and I'm out like a light. Plus her crying face really gets me off on a sadist kick, y'ken? Hehehe~... Oh, uh, one downside - she's pretty friendly with Morella (the cunt) so I gotta be careful when I hang around her."

"Staring into the abyss can degrade even the most stalwart of minds. I remember my employees back in L-Corp... They... I feel for this poor girl. If I could do anything for her, I would. She must avoid Hyde, for he will do nothing to aid her recovery."

5: Damsel

"I'm not into the whole foot thing, not gonna lie to ya. Plus from her smell, I can tell she's lackin like... a TON of organs. Hell, only fucker on this bus more cut up than she is would be the Manager. I never asked her about it and don't plan on it though - she's a fuckin psycho and friendly with Fenrir, and even when you know you'll come back, death hurts like a bitch!"

"I... I'm so sorry... I have tried to use the Elixir to save lives before, and I was an utter failure... But if I can even give you the smallest reprieve from your current condition... I promise I'll do anything I can!"

6: Selene

"I tried banging her for the first few days before I learned about the whole 'Sleepin Beauty' thing. Yeah, that's basically a super STD if I've ever seen one. Maybe if I'm ever suicidal I'll try to get some from the broad - but I'll try avoiding for now. Or maybe try hookin her up with Lance, so I don't gotta deal with that guy anymore. Personality wise, she's alright - glad I'm not the only one that hates Mila on the bus. She looks down on me which is kinda hot if I'm in the mood for it, but it usually pisses me the fuck off."

"You're like us. I'm so sorry... I'm... I pray that you can resist the influence of your Hyde better than I could resist mine. I'm weak, but you are stronger than I ever could be... Please... Please..."

7: Karras

"Father, Son, and the Holy Prick. Nah, just being an ass - he's alright. Better than his reading pal, Morella, at least. We keep our distance mostly, and he once sliced a street thug tryna cut my throat open. Other than that though, we don't really interact much..."

"A man of the cloth... To not strike down the evil of Edward Hyde as soon as they met, he almost certainly has wavering faith. I pray that he can find his path once more, and destroy the evil that lies before him... Or, at the very least, avoid consorting with the man."

8: Mila

"I do not want to talk about her. She is SO FUCKIN ANNOYING!!! Jesus! Learn how to speak fuckin English, right!? With her room temp IQ and all the other dipshits on the bus, I'm only pulling us to an average of like 140 or something. I don't want to fire her or anythin though. Why? I'd be stuck in the driver's seat, and I'm not driving this Fischer-Price ass vehicle as long as I can help it."

"Ignorance is bliss. This woman is clearly intelligent - she designed the Mephistopheles, after all. I find her wordplay and turns of phrase a refreshing breeze in an otherwise morbid and depressing journey... And she annoys Hyde, which is a very nice consequence~."

9: Morella

"Ugh... Know-it-all bitch. Really annoying, especially when she gets pissy or we run out of books for her on the bus. She comes in handy sometimes, especially when we are in someplace new, but I don't think I've had a single conversation with her that has ended on a good note. We've probably gotten in more spats than anyone else on the bus - I'm tryna show restraint though. Her right hook is fuckin nasty, y'ken?"

"The wisest woman I have ever met - a mind that rivals the leadership of L-Corp, even. Thankfully, unlike them, she holds in her heart virtue and honor. I know she must have evil inside her. All of mankind does, there is no hiding from Hyde. But she pushes to be a better person, to learn, to grow. That is what humanity is meant for - not mindless hedonism. Not debauchery and giving into your base desires..."

10: Fenrir

"A violent, psychotic bitch. She punched a hole through my head once when I tried setting up my lab! Had to move it to my damn room, takes up the wall I planned on using for my wine rack... Don't want to get on her bad side though - bitch is built like a shithouse, and is probably one of the strongest Sinners on the bus. Upside though: She decked the FUCK out of Mila that one time, that shit was hilarious!"

"I've had little contact with G-Corp, but if they have committed even a fraction of the sins I've seen from L-Corp and M-Corp... It is no wonder she lashes out at those around her. I pray that the good within her is given the care and gentleness it needs to grow. Anybody can become a 'good' person - anyone is better than Edward Hyde.

11: Watson

"Creepy silent fucker. Just sits around with that smug little grin on his face, and when he speaks he acts like he already got the answer to everyone's questions. Like Mori, but she's more scary while this blokes more aggravating. Did get him on my team for Trivia Night though, he hard carried us and I won a HamHamPangPang coupon... So he's prob not all bad~!"

"He knows more than he lets on... He is more than a normal person. Each person is the commingling of Good and Evil - that is simple fact. But somewhere in Watson is something else... I pray that Good wins in the end. It is truly lucky that someone as pathetic as I fell to evil - Edward Hyde's Sins are limited within this pitiful body. But for a man with a mind and body of such quality... The evils he can subject the City to would be quite profound."

12: Desdemona

"Her tits are pretty big. Probably the sexiest chick on the bus - though when Carter is all crying and shit, that's pretty hot, yeah? Anyway, I've learned to stay away - she don't seem too interested in a fling, and being near her means I gotta be near her weird siblings. Lance is just annoying, but Mori's pretty scary, right? Bad for the heart to get acquainted with any of 'em, if you ask me..."

"Love is the domain of that which is good. It holds people close, gives them warmth and strength in their darkest moments. Lust and desire, meanwhile, are under the rule of Evil. Hyde has engaged in enough debauchery to fill a hundred whore houses... Desdemona is a thoughtful and kindhearted woman. Whatever harm has befallen her in the past is not for us to judge... I merely pray that she does not spare the evil of Edward Hyde even a passing kindness."

13: Oedipus

"He's alright. Not much to say, honestly. Freak can be kind of loud with all his moaning and groaning, but he just takes it when I wail on him so that's pretty cool. The leech thing- Jocasta... Wouldn't mind doing some research on it- on 'her', I suppose... But getting it away from the skeleton guy would be a bitch and a half, so I'm not pushing it."

"I... I refuse!!! We are NOTHING alike! No, no no!!! He's... His evil has taken over, the good has been buried! Yes... Yes, it must have been trauma, or a consequence of that foul leech! He's like Hyde, not me! Yes... I am innocent... I'm innocent I'm innocent I'm innocent I'm innoc-"

14: Lance

"Jesus this guy is annoying... Every time things start getting interesting, he's always gotta stick his fuckin nose in people's business! Like this one time, Fenrir was 'bout to snap all of Basil's pencils and brushes cause he was drawing her without askin, and this goody-goody comes in like 'Please, my métal Louve! Dear Basil merely wishes to capture your beauty for even a moment's time!' Blech! Fuckin makes me want to barf..."

"Of all the Sinners, he is the most virtuous. He holds the values of honor and justice above all other - and I love him dearly for it. He is a true knight that will guide the Sinners on their path of redemption. I pray that he resists the influence of Hyde... The allure of evil corrupts even the most stalwart..."

15: Ronin

"The lowest Sinner on the totem pole! Prob for good reason too - I can count the times I've see her talk on one hand. She's alright though. Strong enough to do what I tell her, doesn't talk back like all the other sacks of shit on this bus. Plus she has a pretty good sense of humor - always chuckles when I'm taking the piss out' the others. She's probably up there with Basil and Carter in the 'I can stand their presence' club."

"She is the opposite of Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde. She is the last while we are the first. She is strong, while we are weak. She can't remember her past, while we remember too much of others. She refuses to touch the Elixir, while we are addicted to it. She deserves to live, while... while we do not. If anyone can cull us for the evil we have committed, I believe it to be her."

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Pub: 14 Jul 2025 06:33 UTC

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