Do we accept rat rapefics on this board?
Asking for a friend


have you never looked at the archive?


Of course not, do I look like the kind of loser that reads psychotic coomer self-insert fanfiction delusions on mongolian basket weaving forums?


You do look like the kind of loser who asks for psychotic coomer self-insert rrat rrape fanfiction delusions on a mongolian basket weaving forum.


We're in this together, friend. This one is just for you.

Friends come over
Bae is under the table sucking you dry all day, it's really distracting but you try to keep a conversation.
Finally one of your bros can't handle it any longer, decides to ask
"Okay man, it's been hours now, will you PLEASE reveal to me your secret?"
"It's simple, my friend, you need to know rat mentality."
You lean in and whisper "You see, I take meticulous care to avoid my dick and balls when I take a shower."
"How the fuck is that supposed to help?"
You tap yourself on the nose. "Smells like gorgonzola."

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Pub: 09 Oct 2021 11:13 UTC

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