PoorErection - Leading advisor on disappointing sexual performance

My name is Craig Coastalong and I'm the creator of PoorErection. I spent my life struggling with poor erections, leaving a litany of bitterly disappointed women in my wake as I traveled from my humble abode in Slovenia to my cutting-edge research institute in Canada (where I masquerade as a trustworthy medical research center, such a naughty boy am I).

Thankfully, I learned a lot about the cause of my pitiful erections; my hair. I was just so ashamed about my flat, lackluster hair that I couldn't think my myself as a sexy man. I would look at other Slovenian men, like the great Gregor Bozinc and his immaculately tussled hair, with burning envy. Why would a woman look at me with such flat, flaccid, fecund hair?

That's when I resolved to do something about it.

I scoured the earth for substances which would invigorate my hair like nootropics had invigorated my brain. Through nootropics, I had turned myself into an intellectual powerhouse, my bookshelf crammed with FOUR books, two of which I intend to read, all of them recommended by my entrepreneurial gurus.

If only I could find a nootropic for hair.

That's when I found Staq Performer. This was what I had been waiting for; a supplement which enhances THE ENTIRE HEAD, HAIR INCLUDED! No longer would I look so repulsive to women; going forward, only my nauseating proclivity for link snaking would repel them from my bed.

Staq Performer completely changed my hair in just a few short weeks. I went from a slack-locked Napoleon Dynamite lookalike to a stiff-fringed Napoleon Dynamite lookalike in just 21 days. Try Staq Performer for yourself and you'll see what it can do for you.

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Pub: 24 May 2020 09:56 UTC
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