hi i'm an idiot bumblebee

who are you

Alice Kataiser, it/its. 23 years of body, soul is a "depends" situation. Bumblebee-rabbit hybrid. Therian. Possibly plural. Girlthing, monster girl, cryptid girl. Girlkisser, girlenjoyer, girlfucker.

how to lewd with me

Fantasizing/teasing through casual conversation is the way to go. I'm really not that good at ERP, and nor am I a very good writer, so I try to avoid it if I can.

who to lewd with me

I need at least a little bit of interaction before I really want to do anything with you. I much prefer knowing someone a little before getting lewd with them.

why to lewd with me

I like it. A lot. I'm extremely cumbrained and it's an easier way for me to build on a friendship. I'm always horny, all the time.

what to lewd with me

Ah yes. Here we go. The part where I show how much of a freak I am.

An important thing to keep in mind is that this is what I want done to me. The idea of other people doing it doesn't.. really get much out of me. I'm not a voyeur, in other words; I want to be part of the action.

Another thing to keep in mind - I'd hope this is obvious, but just for the sake of clarity - I'm not into doing ANY of this in real life (nor do I agree with doing a lot of these in real life!!!). I'm actually pretty damn (grey-)asexual. My enjoyment of this stems purely from fiction and fantasies.

Finally these lists aren't comprehensive. I might've forgotten about a few noteworthy kinks. In fact I'll just link my F-list here, although not even that is comprehensive: https://www.f-list.net/c/alice%20kataiser/

The below lists will be more or less what to expect to see from me.

FAVORITES
  • Being submissive. This is a hard limit; with the exception for a very few extremely close friends, I can't dom/switch for anyone.
  • Girls girls girls girls girls girls women girls girms women women girls women girls lesbiamn,,
  • Excessive amounts of cum (inside me, preferably)
  • Inflation (preferably of the cum kind)
  • Forcefeeding, weight gain
  • Long, rough fucking.
  • Sweat / muskplay
  • Biting, scratching, roughing me up until I bleed
  • Gore (of the intimate variety)
  • Knifeplay
  • Non-consent, getting drugged/knocked out, etc.
  • Incest (preferably between sisters or mom/daughter)
  • Watersports, scat, vomit, all the gross stuff
  • Ageplay (where I'm the younger one)
  • Snuff

NEUTRAL / WILLING TO TRY

Anything that isn't listed here, really.

WON'T DO

  • Humans (sorry... I like furries too much.. There might be some EXTREMELY rare exceptions, but usually it's a "no".)
  • Anything involving gender; I'm a girl and I would like for it to stay that way.
  • Emotional degradation. Like yeah I'm into being kidnapped in a dark alley and then killed with a shotgun through the mouth or something but believe it or not, even that can be done affectionately. Intimacy, love, affection are REQUIREMENTS for me.
  • As mentioned before, being a dom. I don't want to do anything to people. I want people to do anything to me.
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Pub: 18 May 2023 15:23 UTC

Edit: 18 May 2023 15:32 UTC

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