carefully read through everything, this is pretty ug. you’ve been warned.

1NEW MESSAGE: + INFINITE AURA POINTS

B: you have such a mysterious, secretive, luxurious, rich, cold, villainous, and dark aura. your aura is like that of a celebrity. your aura makes everyone feel inferior because they are. you don’t even need to say anything, and everyone is already bowing down to you because of your aura. everything you do looks cool, even the way you walk and breathe. you have more aura than OLD 2014-15: cheif keef, playboi carti, kim kardashian, Xxxtentacion. you have swarms of people asking you out on the daily, asking for your number. you have tons and tons of h03s, so many people in your phone who want you bad. people in your instagram DMs give you money just because you exist. immune to: talking too much, posting too much, following people around, looking desperate for attention, double or triple texting, and embarrassing yourself. attention just naturally flows to you, but at this point… its getting too much to handle all the texts, notifications, and calls coming in from everyone. your phone is literally gonna explode from all the notifications from everyone. you’re in every group chat, yet you rarely reply, since why would a big celeb like you reply to everyones texts? there are just too many. but if you do rarely reply, people literally jump for joy at the sight of your text. whenever you text people, you give them small one to two-worded answers, you’re kinda dry over text, but people still hang onto your every word. you’re pretty much famous … well let me rephrase, you ARE fame itself. you command attention everywhere you go with no effort, your aura does all the work for you. you don’t even need to open your mouth, and there are swarms of people approaching you desperate for you to be their friend or girlfriend. ik you have so many people blowing up your phone and you’re so busy that i can’t believe you’re reading this right now, sorry ill get this over with. be the god of gatekeeping, people see your outfits and would die for your closet, but they wouldn’t dare to ask where it’s from, you’re just too cool to approach for a dumb reason such as where your jeans are from. you’re so high value that people could PAY you a million dollars just to see you for an hour, and they would STILL feel like they’re wasting your time. everyone thinks about you so much, people try to manifest you to text them and love them. people can’t think about you without getting h0rny and ar0used. you are the human form of the words sex, lust, desire, infatuation, and love. from the moment people see you, the image of your face and sound of your voice is imprinted, superglued, embroidered, tattooed in their minds forever until the day they die. people will never be able to get over you, they’ll need rehab, but i don’t think it’ll work since you’re more addictive than any drug. people can’t eat or sleep without you. you are the high that crackheads, meth users, pill poppers, chase desperately after. you are euphoria, you are everyones drug. all your exes and flings come running back like lost puppies, they can’t function without you. all your past exes and flings are literally s3lf h4rm!ng because they can’t believe they ruined their chances with an amazing girl like you. you are so rare and one-of-a-kind. there will never be someone like you out there. people will never meet someone like you twice. people can’t help but love you and the intense seductive magnetism your aura provides. you are so desperately wanted and needed by everyone. you are the ex girlfriend, or girl best friend that girls SHOULD worry about. guys in relationships are so EAGER to dump their ugly girlfriends just to have a chance with a supermodel girl like you. you make other girls so insecure at the sight of you, because they know they will never get to that level of beauty. girls comment stuff like “looks like im not eating today” “showing my surgeon this” “sorry for breathing your air” on your tik toks like girl shut up. once you give someone a tiny bit of attention, they’re addicted and come back running for more. you are a walking love spell, everyone is infatuated instantly. everything about you is so sexual. people romanticize every interaction with you, even if u only talk to them for a second. people can never forget you and how being around you feels. + so many offs

(note: this will probably attract your old exes and flings + a bunch of new h03s so you’ll be beating them off lol)

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Pub: 16 Jun 2025 23:36 UTC

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