LE ROTSTER 〜

PIXELSO, YA WANTED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS AGORABLE ABOMINATION ?!
WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK, YA STUMBLED IN THE RIGHT PLACE !

HIHIIIEEEEE 〜 PIXEL   I’M ROTTEN!!! OR ROTTIE, ROTTED, ROTTWEILER, ROT, ROTTAKINS, ROTSTER, ROTTERDAM DEPENDING ON WHO’S ASKING LOL ... I’M A BEASTIE OF MANY ALIASES! JUST CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. NO, SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME NAMES!

TBFH ROTTIE AIN’T WROTE ONE THESE DAMN THINGS IN YEARS. UHHH. MIGHT BE RUSTY AT THIS BUT IDGAF NOT LIKE I'M MAKING THIS SOME NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED BS THAT’LL GIVE ME A VIOLENT HEADACHE DECIPHERING LIKE NEAR EVERY OTHER "DECORATED" SHIT I SEE NOWADAYS DO ...?!

DON’T SWEAT THE DETAILS ON WHAT I AM, I’M #JUSTAGUY LIKE TYPICAL VERTEBRAE, HAVE FUN! I AM OLDER THAN THE INEVITABLE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE’S TICKING CLOCK OF A COUNTDOWN (22 BAZJILLION YEARS ANCIENT), I AM CONTAINING A MULTITUDE OF SURPRISES IN MY PHYSICAL VESSEL’S DNA (BLACK / WHITE MIXED), I AM THE UNIVERSE’S FAVORITEST CAUSTIC CRIPPLED CUNT EVER (I USE A HOT PINK GLITTERY WHEELCHAIR! AIN'T THAT SOME SICK SHIT?!), I WILL NEVER DIE NO MATTER HOW BADLY YOU WANT ME TO I WILL OUTLAST YOU, I AM OBSESSIVELY ILL OVER SURGERY SEX, CAR CRASHES, OLD MEN, LEATHER, BLOOD, DECOMPOSITION, METAL, ✙ MY BEAUTIFULEST ERODORES (FEMME FAGGOT FREAKSHOW); SPEAKING OF, I AM #NORMAL OVER MY WIFEYHUBBY BOOTHANG 〜 ♡ ASK ME ABOUT HIM IF YOU DARE!!!   PIXEL 11.08.23 PIXEL

  • JUDGING OFF THOSE I HOLD NEAREST & DEAREST TO MY BITTER UNFEELING SOUL’S ASSESSMENTS :
    • I APPEAR TO BE A FUNNY, PERHAPS SILLY EVEN, GUY. A FUNGUY IF YOU WILL ... GET IT? ROFL.
    • IT APPEARS I HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO EITHER IRK ONESELF TO THE FRINGES OF THE GALAXY OR BEWITCH THEM IRREVERSIBLY VIA SIMPLY EXISTING WHETHER I GO INTO THEIR VICINITY OR NOT ... WHICH GETS FUNNY AT TIMES LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE!
    • ( PERHAPS LOVECRAFTIAN MADNESS EXISTS IN THIS REALITY AFTER ALL, YA JUST GOTTA STUMBLE ACROSS SOME SHITTY LITTLE GUYTHING THROUGH A SERIES OF TUBES FIRST? )
    • IT APPEARS I AM THE MOST BLATANTLY AUTISTIC GUY EVER BEHELD. ( BY ONE WHO’S BEEN DIAGNOSED LONGER THAN I AFTER AN IMPROMPTU 2½ MONTHS OF LIVING TOGETHER )
    • IT APPEARS THAT I PICK ALL MY SKIRTS TO BE A LITTLE TOO SEXY, JUST LIKE ALL MY THOUGHTS THEY ALWAYS GET A BIT NAUGHTY, WHEN I'M OUT WITH MY GIRLS I ALWAYS PLAY A BIT BITCHY, CAN'T CHANGE THE WAY I AM, SEXY NAUGHTY BITCHY ME! I LIKE ALL MY SHORTS TO BE A LITTLE TOO SHORTY, UNLIKE ALL MY GUYS I LIKE EM TALL WITH MONEY, I LOVE ALL MY NIGHTS TO END A LITTLE BIT NASTY, CAN'T CHANGE THE WAY I AM, SEXY NAUGHTY BITCHY ME!
    • FINAL NOTE ON THIS SECTION: NO I WON’T PUT SOME "CARING SWEET KIND" BULLSHIT HERE THAT’S JUST A WALKING RED FLAG IN A WAY I DON’T CARE FOR !!! FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF!

GLOWING 11/10★ REVIEWS ?!PIXEL NOW, WE PRESENT A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS :

♡ ASMO / KING ♡ :   ❝ My supremely smexy eldritch duke (who's also my lovely partner). Lived with this dude for 2 months. Will haunt my basement one day. <3 love forever ETI :   ❝ scemo eldritch canine(whether u are a pupy or a wolf depends on the day/mood) in a wheelchair. with tentacles CLOVER, A.K.A. MY PARTNER IN CRIME, NURSE YURI :   ❝ Dr. Yaoi who is going to get sued for medical malpractice ROWAN :   ❝ every time the topic of the eldritch comes up I think about this guy. appreciator of the romance of cannibalism ALICE :   ❝ Super creative mega freak. your ocs and writing always really stand out to me your writing is gorgeous and i am a big fan of your art… i think i sent u a post the other day about surgery being inherently romantic. that’s u to me

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Pub: 16 Mar 2023 21:38 UTC
Edit: 20 Aug 2024 03:41 UTC
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