Build-a-Board: A Pachisol Story - parody of Build a Bitch by Bella Poarch
Topic: "Kaizen: A Factory Story"
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4evZ9foxBk
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU0DWs3ZJmw

Will suck cock 4 someone to sing this song.

This ain't Build-a-Board (a board)
You don't get a score to roll
Different stack or higher hole
The cards ain't in your control
This ain't Build-a-Board (a board)
This is Kaizen's Pachisol // kai (rhymes with eye)-zen pah-chee-soul
You will pay Zachtronics' minigaming toll
(Fuck)

Madcap Mogi mogged my mind // moh-gee hard G
Told me I should gamble
Said my work's just welding lines
Factory in shambles
Fake as plastic food designs
Socks made of straight angles
She said we should go unwind
It slipped my mind

This ain't Build-a-Bounce (a bounce)
You don't get an ounce of choice
Losing balls, jackpot annoys
RNG sucks out the joys
This ain't Build-a-Bounce (a bounce)
This is Hanemono, boys // hah-neh-moe-noe
And if you want cheevos, you don't have a choice
(New, ball, time, ugh)

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ball
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ball

Cheesing tracks until they're caught
Arms are getting tangled
Strategy is "flip a lot"
Fuck, forgot the handle
Finished—but it's sideways, wot!
I think it's time to gamble
I'll take a break to break this block
But I forgot

This ain't Build-a-Ball (a ball)
You don't get at all to choose
Whether numbers match values
If the balls are eights or twos
This ain't Build-a-Ball (a ball)
It's Pachisol Ippatsu // pah-chee-soul ee-pah-tsoo
So enjoy this ball that you can't even use
(Fuck, my, life)

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ball
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ball
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BITCH

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Pub: 02 Oct 2025 03:59 UTC

Edit: 02 Oct 2025 04:08 UTC

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