CaptainBlackbeard Radio News

10/9

NEW EPISODE AUGUST 20TH!!! NEW POSTER BELOW!!!

  • Introduction
  • News
  • Links & Info
  • Donation (BOOTY!)
  • Concept Art For Episode #18

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Ahoy Mates!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: The King Of Pirate Radio!
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a high-energy, original, counterculture mix of music, humor and technology unlike anything ye have ever heard before!

Edit 10/9

+++++NEWS & UPDATES+++++

10/9

Ahoy Mates!

Find CaptainBlackbeard on the new Dark Seas platform, Pitch! Very cool service we be enjoying quite a lot and we hope all of the top Dark Seas brothers of the coast sail on over there! We be making an effort to keep in contact on Pitch regularly. Find us, connect with us, send us naked pictures of beautiful ladies over on Pitch!!! Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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9/12

Is it really 9/12??? We awoke... washed up on a beach somewhere... with no memory how we got there?

Yer thoughts on Taylor Swift?

We received a bizarre e-mail about our last episode and our using Taylor Swift as a character in it. We find Taylor Swift to be a perfect allegory and symbol of modern times.

We are talking about the biggest, most popular entity in modern culture. Yet when ye look back on the history of show business and top symbols of eras in culture, ye think of entities like Elvis, The Beatles, Nirvana, etc. Artists who came from extremely humble working class backgrounds and then exploded into cultural icons. When ye look at Taylor Swift, the product of two billionaire banker parents with every facet of her career and image created and maintained like a North Korean dictator.

It's the perfect example of how contrived, manufactured and fake everything in modern culture is. Also Taylor Swift being a rather autistic and unremarkable person outside of their singing career makes them a very funny character to play with.

Ye be the judge, mateys!

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LISTEN

https://redcircle.com/shows/CaptainBlackbeard

PILLAGE

https://endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard/

TORRENT

https://boards.4chan.org/t/thread/1217698

8/20

Episode 18 is up on EndChan!!!

http://endchancxfbnrfgauuxlztwlckytq7rgeo5v6pc2zd4nyqo3khfam4ad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/res/236.html

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard/res/236.html

We will slowly be updating all of the other CaptainBlackbeard Radio outlets throughout the day.

8/20

We have finished processing, and are now beginning the uploading process. We should hopefully have #18 up on our EndChan within the next hour or two if the Dark Seas are calm and cooperative today. Uploading such big files on the Dark Seas is always a perilous challenging endeavor fraught with difficulties. But hopefully everything goes smoothly.

Release days always be highly emotional and memorable days. The end of several week long struggles and flights of creative manias. This one is incredibly special because it was one of the most fun episodes to make. We feel so incredibly fortunate to be on the tip of the technological spear, utilizing what is probably the most incredible and ground breaking new technology today. The speed with which creative AI is exploding is mind bending and exciting! As with everything involving this project, we feel we have to do the most that we can, with what we have, during these very tiny windows where incredible things are possible. This episode really feels like one of those few special small time windows where incredible things are possible before events conspire to take away that magic.

We really wish we could collaborate more and have relationships with those in the creative AI technology fields. As the new generations of technology are coming so fast and each generation is so incredible and improvement upon the last generation. We feel so lucky to get to play with it!

Are there any other projects like this one? As far as know, this is the only one.

8/20

We be finishing up the text promo and final audio processing before release!!!!!! This one is going to be one of the best! Cannot wait to get this uploaded to ye!!!! Will have it up in the next few hours!!! So so excited!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST!!! <3 <3 <3 XD

8/11

Days are starting to blur and speed by. Yuri is back and it feels so good! This current state of technology is unreal. This is the most ambitious thing we have ever attempted and even we are shocked listening to it. We hope ye will give #18 a listen, not just for the epic stories, the humor, the best soundtrack and auditory experience... but the technology now at all of our finger tips is otherworldly... It is mindbending and incredibly inspiring! We hope ye will listen, just to see what is possible now.

Only nine days until we bring ye this auditory experience!!!!!! Yaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!! xD

8/2

T minus 18 days until launch!

We are deep into production currently. Working hard, to bring ye the best possible auditory sensory experience we possibly can with #18! We be not quite to the pumping stimulants while staying awake for days straight in the glow of editing programs phase of production... but we be approaching. We shall let ye know when the voices start... and the voices always seem to want tacos and pussy? Hope we do not get confused which meat goes where when the delirium starts.

This next one will be one of the most difficult broadcasts we have tried to pull off as it be one of the most ambitious stories and technological efforts we have ever attempted. When ye think about it. Game Shows are one of the most interesting aspects of modern and American culture, combining the absolute peak of greedy consumerism, dopamine casino highs and conmen as the three ring circus conductor with the whole point being to get you sit through commercials. It is strange it is virtually untapped as a story medium.

The soundtrack for the next broadcast will be one of our most bad ass and best ever! We are so excited to bring ye all of this fabulous music we have accumulated and produced for ye! We have received so many nice comments over the last few weeks about the music in the show and how much people enjoy it. <3 We used to be a bit of a blackpilled doomer, thinking there be no good new stuff being made in the current buttoned down, mind killing fake culture. And we could not have been more wrong. The "new music" being produced today is even better than what preceded it. But ironically, in the "information age" its actually very difficult to find it, in any sorts of copious amounts, because talent is so buried under purposely awful and engineered garbage. But once you find a new art that really speaks to ye, that ye feel, it truly brings positive electric energy to one's soul. And we hope with our soundtracks and our efforts to bring ye the best of everything, ye have the same positive electric energy feelings we do.

Thanks so much for everything, mates! Yer positive energy, nice words and contributions to this projects could not be more awesome. CaptainBlackbeard Radio truly has the best and most passionate fans in the world!!! <3 <3 <3

Merci! Merci! Merci!!!

7/24

Ahoy mates!

Here be the finished EP 18 poster. NEXT EPISODE AUGUST 20TH!!! Thank ye to so many different people for making this happen! Dark Matter Market! The XMR/Monero Community! The generous amazing beautiful listeners of this project! All of ye out there reposting and talking about the show! Sincerely thank ye to all of ye!!!!!!!! MERCI! MERCI! MERCI!!!

Episode 18 Poster (Full Size Poster on Endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard for Collectors)

Mates, holy Posedion, thank ye so much for yer donations! It means everything that this project reached ye and ye not only enjoyed it but enjoyed enough to contribute some of yer hard earned booty to enable us to continue. There be no higher compliment!!! We have used yer contributed funds towards advertising and helping more mates find this project. And the results have been dramatically positive. Thank ye so much for everything ye have done for us!

We have laid out most of the music and have 100s of different concept art images. We wish we could figure out a way to bring ye all this excess content and amazing treasure. It really is overwhelming what a gigantic creative effort each broadcast is. And with each broadcast, we try to top the previous one. We have spent the last few weeks listening through thousands of different musicial pieces in dozens of different archives and outlets. Wittling all of that down to about 200 prime picks we feel stand out, move us and kind of fit the story and energy of the story and broadcast we want to bring ye! It is quite an exciting and otherworldly experience to churn so much creative energy into the heavens and depths below! One of the main ideas of this project is to break all barriers to bring ye the absolute best that we can. We hope ye feel that pride and work ethic with the soundtrack for the next one! <3 <3 <3

There's so much to say about this next episode and how happy we are to be back! But we'll let it unfold over the next few short weeks before release.

Drop us a line @ [email protected] and send us something lovely! xD

Thank ye, mates!!!

7/19

Ahoy Mates,

We are so happy to be working on the next episode for ye mates! The poster for #18 is almost done and is going to be one of the most colorful and psychedelic things we have ever released! We sincerely hope ye enjoy this next one as it will be a little bit of everything with some of the most advanced technology we have ever spied before, yaaaarrrrrrrrr! xD

It be odd that it be July 20th, arguably the most important day in human history, and yet there be no fanfare? Today for those that do not know is the day humans first set foot upon another planet when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed upon the moon. We sincerely do not understand why space colonization isn't the most important focus of humanity? And why that not be the focus and dream for every human being? Considering the finite fate of humanity, our planet and this solar system. And the amazing progress of our species and technology every time we reach a little further into the heavens.

But of course, it be all moot anyway as we all know the earth is flat. We do not like to admit it, mates... but we have fallen off the planet several times while circumnavigating the globe.

We will be release a bunch of new art and concept art for #18 soon!

Thank ye so much for being out there!

7/10

Ahoy mates,

NEW EPISODE COMING, MID-AUGUST

We just sincerely want to thank ye so much for all of yer support. All of yer messages, yer e-mails, yer posts around all of the Digital Seas. Yer enthusiastic positive support. Yer spreading this pirate radio show around all corners and ports. Yer enjoyment of this project is what keeps us coming back again and again. The highest gratitude and thank ye to ye all!!!

Ye probably already know this but CaptainBlackbeard Radio has secured new support from a fabulous new sponsor which means we will be bringing ye new episodes beginning mid-August!!!

We live in unprecedented times, where the means to create and communicate has never been more powerful for humanity. While at the same time, the grips of evil that plague and terrorize each and every one of us have never been more ambitious. We feel so incredibly thankful and awed for this new support. And that ye support this mad monk largely crazy project. We honestly had no idea for years, if anyone out there actually was listening. But with all the means and amazing new technology literally at our finger tips, we feel in a world of ever tightening censorship and egregious attacks on every fiber of our being... that turning the cannons on the bastards, by making dick joke filled epics and playing dangerous high energy music on the Dark Seas using their technology, to be the best way to fight back and communicate to the world.

We would like to welcome Dark Matter Market as a new sponsor of CaptainBlackbeard Radio! Dark Matter Market has been in communication with us for close to a year wishing to support this project. We have really liked everything we've experienced from them. We think they be a great project to support, visit and follow on yer travels across the Dark Seas.

If ye wish to visit Dark Matter Market (DMM)

Please visit their sub-dread at...

/d/DarkMatterMarket

/d/DarkMatterMarket

/d/DarkMatterMarket

Or Visit their site through Tor.Fish

Thank ye, mates!!!!!!!!!

Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr! xD

7/3

Ahoy Mates!!!

The rumors of our death be greatly exaggerated, mateys! Yaaaarrrrrrrrr!

Huge announcement tomorrow, what we have all been waiting for. <3 <3 <3

We have been asked a lot about our Twitter account. It be Shanghai'd, mates. We unfortunately got locked out of it. Not sure why, probably from a multitude of IPs hitting it. But no matter as the recent lockdown of Twitter has made it completely unuseable anyway. We were having a lot of fun creating art and making silly tweets on it, but we will eventually be sailing different platforms to make that type of fun silly stuff.

Sincere thank ye to the Monero and Dread communities, who's continued support and positive energy, has kept CaptainBlackbeard alive and our fleet afloat. It is amazing to respond to emails and messages from all of the people who have found and enjoyed this pirate project. Merci! Merci! Merci!

If ye have any ideas how we can improve this project, or an idea of what platforms we should be operating on. Please send us an email [email protected] or message on us on Dread /u/CaptainBlackbeard and please allow up to a week for a response.

Thank ye so much, mates!!!

6/19

Funny story, mates. We received an e-mail from one of our donation platforms saying an anon set up a transaction to send us 200 XMR or about $30,000. We misinterpreted this to mean someone sent us 200 XMR that never arrived... sending us into a panic for an evening. We now think someone set up a transaction just to see how our donation platform worked. This was about the strangest feeling in our lives to think someone enjoyed this project so much as to send us so much to get new episodes made... and then to think the money was stolen a few moments later....

We are currently in talks with new potential sponsors. We are absolutely fiending to bring ye new episodes!

Our numbers have been jumping in the last few weeks significantly! Thank ye so much for telling everyone ye know and ye do not know about the show!

Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!

6/7

Holy shit, huge announcement coming soon.

5/29

Ahoy Mates!

Thank ye so much for all of yer positive energy and wonderful support of this project! For the first several years, we didn't know if a single person was listening to these broadcasts. To read yer positive comments across the web, see ye mates sharing the show with others and just the wonderful positive vibe ye have towards our projects is a tremendously positive feeling! Yaaaaarrrrrrr!

After having terrific experiences with the XMR/Monero community over the last few weeks, with their excellent recommendations and support. We will begin spreading around information about our new crowdfunding methods after an excellent beta phase of early testing. Both Kuno.Bitejo and Trocador have been excellent experiences so far.

We will add some of the concept art for the next episode at the bottom of this newsletter. In an effort to give ye as much interesting and enjoyable content as we can. We love creating tons of visual content (even though we be not the best at it, yaarrr...) to go along with our broadcasts and for this project. We create tons of visual art and concept art for each episode to not only create the best and most unique posters that we can. But to also help conceptualize the world and vibe of each episode.

We also included e-mail and contact info in the Links section, send us something lovely! Yaaaaarrrrr! xD

Thanks so much for everything, mates!

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5/23

We be absolutely amazed, flattered and overjoyed that ye mates have actually made quite a few contributions towards the next episode in just the short 24 or so hours we have made this public. Merci! Merci! Merci! We will be posting concept art for #18 at the bottom of this post soon. As soon as we make it halfway towards our goal, we will begin production on it!

For some reason, our page @ kuno.bitejo is not showing donations. However, after personally testing it, the donations are going through to our wallet. Our regrets, mateys for this annoyance! We will work the bugs out as soon as we can!

Bringing ye the finest sounds around from the underground, no matter the risk!

LINKS & INFORMATION

LISTEN

https://redcircle.com/shows/CaptainBlackbeard

PILLAGE

https://endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard/

TORRENT

https://boards.4chan.org/t/thread/1217698

CONTACT

[email protected] (checked rarely)
/u/CaptainBlackbeard on Dread (checked rarely)
A bottle with a written message tossed into the Northern Seas (please include joints, gold or pictures of naked women, yaaaarrrrr!)

Every minute of the show ye hear takes five to ten hours of pre-production, promotion and production to create. It takes several weeks sitting in a dark quarters writing, researching, recording, editing, mixing to produce a new episode of CaptainBlackbeard Radio. That's why we need yer help to keep the lantern lights lit and the ship from being hijacked by repossession while making new episodes.

We wish to always be creating new things and barnstorming new technology. If ye have followed the show, ye know we have had quite a few sponsors over the different seasons upon the Dark Seas. However, if we can pioneer crowdfunding a pirate project like this, it could be a lighthouse and beacon for others to create to their heart's content with a way of funding their projects. It will also show creators from all fields that there is a demand for this leading to further development.

We also wish to pioneer crowdfunding pirate projects because we would like to get new episodes out to ye more regularly, around every 4-6 weeks. Instead of the haphazard few times a year that we do now. This is the most fun thing in the world which we love and enjoy making for ye! But it takes booty to keep the fleet afloat, mates.

We would deeply appreciate yer help! And yer generosity will help get new episodes out faster!

Donation Links

XMR / Monero Donation Link

https://kuno.bitejo.com/donate/u05i/

It be our pleasure to bring ye the finest, for many many seasons!

Nothing is more attractive to the opposite sex or wins an argument on the Digital Seas quite like casually mentioning CaptainBlackbeard Radio!

THANK YE MATES!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas!

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"Pirate radio is serious business. Not only does it give us the freedom to hear unfiltered and uncensored content, but it also serves as a means for us to exercise our right to privacy.

The government has been known to monitor our every move, listening in on our conversations, and keeping tabs on our online activity. Pirate radio, on the other hand, offers a space where we can communicate and consume content without fear of government interference.

Sure, some might argue that pirate radio is illegal, but let's not forget that the laws are often in place to protect those in power. The very essence of pirate radio is to challenge the status quo and to provide a voice for the voiceless.

So let's continue to support pirate radio and the fight for privacy. Let's keep our conversations and content away from prying ears and stand up for our rights as citizens. Join me in saying no to government surveillance and yes to freedom of expression!"

Concept Art for Episode #18

Episode #18
Working Title: Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard

What Does America's Number One Game Show Host Do With The Other 23 Hours Of Their Day?

Episode 18 Concept Art

Episode 18 Concept Art

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Pub: 17 May 2023 19:30 UTC
Edit: 09 Oct 2023 21:39 UTC
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