Cat

Meow
I'm a cat

Nya
I like pets

Mew
I can loaf

Mrow
I have a few braincells

Lawl
I like to bite and scratch shit

Rraow
I will lick you and then chomp your hand

Maow
I will stare at you

Mrawh
I will sit on you, even on your face

Nrow
I am clingy and fierce

Bark
Yes I can bark, idiot
And I will bite and kick you if you pet me too much

Hiss
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!! (That is my no-no square!)

nYYYAAAAHH-
HOW DARE YOU!!!

Well then, I am a cat
A cute little kitty
If you don't worship me or spoil me
Then expect me to be not so nice, human.

Written by: Eli | Published by: eLIE | Cat | 10/1/2024 | Back to main page --> https://rentry.co/eLIE000

"HAH- Furry." -- eLIE, laughing at Eli
"I will murder you-" -- Eli, flustered and pissy

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Pub: 01 Oct 2024 15:54 UTC

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