Cat
Meow
I'm a cat
Nya
I like pets
Mew
I can loaf
Mrow
I have a few braincells
Lawl
I like to bite and scratch shit
Rraow
I will lick you and then chomp your hand
Maow
I will stare at you
Mrawh
I will sit on you, even on your face
Nrow
I am clingy and fierce
Bark
Yes I can bark, idiot
And I will bite and kick you if you pet me too much
Hiss
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!! (That is my no-no square!)
nYYYAAAAHH-
HOW DARE YOU!!!
Well then, I am a cat
A cute little kitty
If you don't worship me or spoil me
Then expect me to be not so nice, human.
Written by: Eli | Published by: eLIE | Cat | 10/1/2024 | Back to main page --> https://rentry.co/eLIE000
"HAH- Furry." -- eLIE, laughing at Eli
"I will murder you-" -- Eli, flustered and pissy