" So... About those springlock training tapes... I sorta... misplaced them. Into a large fire... Worry not though, foul entrepreneur! You can always record your own! I'm sure you know what you're doin'! If you don't, and a few employees get broken... Who cares?! Just buy some new employees! Ciao! "
typin quirk explanations :
words ending with "ing" will be converted to "in" - e.g. talking -> talkin
not - nawt
you - yew / ya
your - yer
you're - yer / yewr
yeah - yah
nothing - nuffin / nothin
and - nd
whats that -whazzat
whats the - whazza
what the fuck - WATDAFAQ
i'm - 'm
to - t' / ta
them - em
they - ey
did you - didja / didya
the fuck - dafaq
that - dat
this - dis
words ending with er will change to a, example: never - neva
not - nawt
you know - yano / yknow
and - nd / n
i will also use some slang,,