DNI Slow (Brain) Damage fans
DNI Varus fans (except me)
DNI Mel / Lux players (except me)
DNI SCP 035 fans (except me)
DNI Ezreal fans (except me)
DNI Cookie Run Kingdom fans
DNI Newgen Cookie Run Ovenbreak fans
DNI KPOP Demon Hunter Fans
DNI if you're named Saint/Saintess/Angel
DNI if you have a cult aesthetic
DNI if you like dogs more than cats
DNI if you unironically call yourself a proshipper
DNI -18 Okegom fans
DNI you only like orcas bc of Idate
DNI you only like sharks bc of Sal/Samekichi
DNI if you like Elden Ring more than Bloodborne
DNI if you think AM is smart
DNI if you unironically eat pickles
DNI if you have 5+ clones in Rentrycord
DNI if you've ever lost a multiclaim
DNI if you've spent $200+ on URLs (except me)
DNI if you're named after a petname (princess)
DNI if you've named yourself after a visual novel character
DNI Saya/DMMD/Slow Damage fans who claim to ethically consume their media
DNI any 'ethical consumer' of media, actually
DNI if you've edated in Rentrycord
DNI if you think kin culture should stay dead
DNI if you have DID/OSDD and sourcedated
DNI if you're under 5'6
DNI if you fall for ragebait
DNI if you unironically like Roblox retroslop and gubby whatever it is
DNI if you go invisible mode on Discord to avoid someone
DNI if you like coke more than fanta
DNI if you live in Florida
DNI if you unironically hoard on rentryslop sites and try trade them
DNI if you're a Tetratto regular
DNI if whenever you're being publicly flamed you pretend to act unbothered and post unrelated content
DNI if you use ;-;
DNI if you're dating a British person (except me)
DNI if you had a Hamilton phase
DNI if you have a Nekopara icon and claim you're only using it because it is cutecore
DNI if you think orange juice is better than apple
DNI if you get gooner figures or figures from problematic media and say you're "saving them"
DNI if you call everything goonerbait
DNI if you're in the UK
DNI if you stole your personality from someone else
DNI if you are unemployed