β¦ Λ Φ΄ΦΆ πβ‘ That's how it goes..
So take care like a grown-up.
Life's not a 'fairytale', it's hard to own up,
Hire a hitman to take care of you!
And end it like lovers do...

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1. die/kys jokes are k if we r close! 2. @me on funny or cute videos idc 3. Im chill with nicknames (no petnames unless we are close, ask first) 4. jokingly flirting is okay! 5. pls dont vent if we arent close and if u do srs put the respective warnings 6. asking me for other socials is k, but depends on which one7. dm if I did/said something bad / make u uncomfy.
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1 I do jokes about my own trauma, if that makes u feel uncomfy tell me 2 I make "die" jokes 3 I use emoticons like :3 or :D emojis alot 4 I spell things wrong on purpose sometimes (Sometimes not) 5 I struggle understanding tones through text 6 please use tone tags but dont overuse them7 I tend to infodump about stuff I like 8 Ima overthinker and I tend 2 be anxious 9 Ima age/pet regressor 10 Im very forgetful sometimes 11 I use slang, if u dont know what som means tell me12 I suck at comforting 13 If my interests are 'problematic' to you, dont bother.
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1 Basic dni criteria 2 *comshippers 3 lolicons 4 fujoshis/fundanshis defenders 5 transmeds 6 radfems/t/swerfs 7 fakeclaimers 8 violent reality checkers 9 fatshamers 10 anti xenogender/neopronouns users 11 antifurry 12 zoophiles 13 MAP/AAM 14 send /srs dts 15 tone tag misusers 15 anti-nonhumans 16 sexualize petre or agere17 sh/edtwt 18 participate seriously in flag discourse19 Toxic dsmp/myct antis 20 trans-age/race/abled/rtca21 savior complex ppl 22 make fun of the alt kid stereotype 23 disrespectful jokes about techno's death 24 ppl who ships ccs irl 25 extreme oneshippers/ Participate in ship wars 26 -12/18+ 27 tulpa/sifri that take up system spaces 28 Freaks (poppytwt, leak, fruity..) 29 against she / her gays (that arent women) and he / him lesbians (that arent men) 30 Makes fun of begginer artists 31 thinks that pronouns = gender 32 Victim blamers 33 If u have ma sib blocked or make fun of pup 34 C!dream apologists 35 Ppl who dont respect female ccs 36 dt fans/supporters. (Or dream fans in general)
