My FakeSMP Headcanons
⸻ Fake ⸻
- He likes apple pastries a Lot
- He sings Loudly in the shower and once when he was staying at Score's house once Score thought he was screaming so he started freaking out
- He used to use 5 in 1 shampoo
- He's done Roblox streams before with Heights and got Streamsniped to Hell
- Cant spell restaraunt
- HIS MIDDLE SCHOOL YEARBOOK GETS FOUND ON STREAM
- Used to have a pet hamster that died randomly and he thought he killed it for like a week
- Frequent snack eater rather than full meals, probably only joins STOP for dinner and Occassionally lunch
⸻ Score ⸻
- He used to hack in fps games
- He bites his nails IRL and people instantly went "yeah his character does that too"
- He's probably a Lightweight in Everything Imaginable
- One time he got crazy peer pressured into doing something stupid and now he has a scar someone and Fake thinks it's the coolest shit ever
- Almost drowned in a river as a kid and is Still scared of rushing water
- I think Score's favourite time of year is spring when everything is blooming, but closer to winter than summer because he doesn't like bugs
- Score once tried to do a STOP announcement in front of the whole server and his voice cracked at a pivotal moment and he just . stopped talking and left the stage . It 100% could've been salvaged he was just too embarrassed to try
- Has a nervous tic where he just blinks a lot
- Prefers baths over showers and has a singular duck he Has to have with him in the bath or he physically cant
- Unfortunately got assigned as the Resident Dish Washer of STOP because fake Doesnt do it and angelica Doesnt do it because she hates the texture
⸻ Fakulty ⸻
- He takes Moderately large steps
- He tried ventriloquism once
- He once went to the hospital for drinking too much coffee
- He has fallen asleep at the school after he's done his shift multiple times
- Enjoys the Act of doing taxes but hates them as a concept
- Reads classic scifi books like Isaac Asimov (projecting)
- Goated at darts but goes easy when playing with START members
- Taps his fingers on tables a lot
- Constant Sigher even if nothings happened
- Knuckle Cracker (in the evil and also fucked up way)
⸻ Decibel ⸻
- She has a medium sized snow globe collection
- She was GOATED at P.E. class
- Decibel youngest child 🤔🤔
- Decibel really likes hilly areas because it's convenient for wind charge use
⸻ Fsharp ⸻
- They always carry a little Snack on them
- They probably sing to piss people off on purpose
- Whenever something bad is happening without their interference, they'll always say "ok but I'm not doing it so ¬‿¬"
⸺ Mangochi ⸺
- She has a fursona she gets commissioned art of often
- She does crazy cosplays on stream and convinces others to join her (mainly Decibel but she's tried to get Angelica too)
- She once stole a drink from a corner store and she still feels bad about it
⸻ Niterite ⸻
- He used to be a doordash driver
- Is goated at the stock market minigame in cookie clicker and goes on there to pass time idly
⸻ Heights ⸻
- He once got cancelled on twitter for some of his fans actions
- He's very physically affectionate, tackling and wrestling people
- Tries to summon a ghost or demon at Every Single Sleepover
⸻ Sector ⸻
- He used to get Very plane sick until like 5 years ago
- Flip flops between being Uncannily good at tongue twisters or Cannot do them at all
⸺ GURLminus ⸺
- She's definitely had multiple Hit tumblr posts before
- Does the Spook thing and sings songs that she can even Slightly relate to the conversation
- Probably doesn't have any matching socks or at least doesn't Wear them matching
- Has an old deviantart acc that gets dug up on stream once
- Thrift store FIEND
⸻ Mailman ⸻
- Enjoys giving people rocks as if they're important artifacts
- Probably eats straight coffee beans
- Has half a moldy cantaloupe under his bed
⸻ Cole ⸻
- I think Cole would listen to faint ambient music sometimes to calm himself. Phillion suggested it as a joke but it actually ended up working for him
- Whenever he feels upset about Anything, his mind automatically wanders to the ancient city and it makes him feel Ten Times Worse without fail
⸻ Angelica ⸻
- Makes pottery (with gloves on) and enjoys engraving it
- Can't use scented soaps or she will Geek
⸻ Phillion ⸻
- Knows how to make candy and does it for events sometimes
- Very restarauntpilled to me . i dont know Why . I just think he would like the enviornment of everyone talking and Hopefully having a good time
⸻ Brushy ⸻
- One of Brushy's fondest memories is the first time a START meeting went off without a hitch