Once upon a hime time...
Tags: Molestation, non-con, shota, big breasts, nakadashi, vore, moldplay, humiliation, omorashi, lactation, armpits, pantsu, giving birth, the French, NTR, mindbreak, H2oSakana, abduction, Remi's cooking, Australian, mpreg, furry, megalovania, correction, electroshock therapy, League of Legends
-ACT 1-
There lived a very cute and forever 18 princess named Rie. She was the cutest and loveliest and humble and modest and talented and not flattest and good with money and smexy and spiffy and most menhera and elegant and weat=eaudhijkhdfxhjkbfdxhjkfdvhjkbdfvhjkbdfvc gorgeous, most beautiful maiden of all time, and she knew it. (Not hag btw!) Her parents knew this, and wanted to protect her from the outside world, as there were some very very SUS and dangerous people out there who would take her away from her kingdom of Australia. As such, she was kept locked up in her castle until she turned 18, which was always as she was forever 18.
One day, when she was busy doing hime things in her castle such as embezzling money, reading magical number 6 mangas, polishing her guillotine, drinking coconut water and abusing the royal shotas, a RAT appeared in her vision!
[Enter RATMI.]
RATMI: Hahaha! Never fear, poor maiden, for it is I, the great Remilia-sama!
HIME: Literally who?
RATMI: Ugh! Haven't you heard of me? I do the best ASMR and cooking streams that would put anyone to shame!
HIME: Ok bottom! Can you get me out of here?
RATMI: Of course I can... for a price. 😈
HIME: Well, I am rich, after all, so no price is too heavy to pay!
[With an evil gremlin cackle, RATMI grabs HIME by the twintails like a bike and yoinks her away from her castle! There's no telling where they could be going...]
-ACT 2-
[The two crash land on Earth, in a crater that seems to have been created by a THICC seamstress bootycheeks.]
RATMI: Where are we? This isn't Hell...
HIME: I thought you were driving!
[Enter AWOOGA and CHICKEN CUTLETS, who have just returned from -REDACTED-.]
AWOOGA: ...and I was just saying to Muumi, you should really take a vacation! She's so overworked... I'd love to help her relax a little, if you know what I mean...
CHICKEN CUTLETS: There are no vacations in this world, especially not under Phase Connect... haha..
AWOOGA: I'm sure we'll convince him... WAIT! IS THAT ANOTHER FIVE STAR?!
[AWOOGA rushes over to the crater where RATMI and HIME are lying in.]
AWOOGA: AAAAAAAAAAAA! A double five star in one pull?! My summoning ritual actually worked! This spot is going to be my pull spot from now on!
HIME: Speak, peasant, or lose thy tongue! Whereabouts in the seven kingdoms are we? Where are my royal soldiers? I'm in so much trouble...
AWOOGA: Soldier? I hardly even know her!
[AWOOGA drags them both to their feet.]
AWOOGA: Anyways, I need to level you both ASAP! You are gonna be my new hard carries!
RAMTI: What's hard?
CHICKEN CUTLETS: Don't worry about it...
[As they are being dragged away, they don't realise a pair of beady little eyes watching them from a distance away.]
-ACT 3-
[The year is 20XX. HIME, RATMI, CHICKEN CUTLETS, and AWOOGA have been captured along with MOMMY and MANKO. Together, they sit from meds withdrawal on the hard, cold stone floor of the Phase Connect HQ basement.]
MANKO: We got jebaited...
MOMMY: Battery low. Powering down. Battery low. Powering down.
HIME: Heyyyyyy so you're a robot, right? 😏
RATMI: I just wanted a virgin sacrifice...
HIME: YOU CALLING ME A VIRGIN?
(Which she was, by the way. At least with humans.)
CHICKEN CUTLETS: Have you guys seem my pantsu?
AWOOGA: Yiff!
HIME: Get those out of your mouth right now! Bad doggy!
[Enter FISHMAN. He has been watching these individuals for a long time now, and finally his master plan will come to light.]
FISHMAN: &*^$%&*$^$%&*(%&(#$&*(&)($()
HIME: This is America, speak English!
[FISHMAN slips a document between the bars of the jail cell. There are a lot of words on it so RATMI, HIME, AWOOGA all step back because they can't read.]
MANKO: What is this? A contract?
FISHMAN: &*%^&%R&&*^*(%^&^R^*&(^(.
(It appears that he would like them to sign the contract, in exchange for 'talent freedom')
[One by one, they sign the document. AWOOGA puts her paw on her boob sweat and stamps it on the paper. RATMI leaves her name in blood, and soon after, the contract is complete. The prison bars begin to lift, and the group scatters like animals being released into the wild, complete with monke and barking noises.]
HIME: Well, I am headed to the nearest playground, Bye losers! Moi-kun, where are you?
[Exit HIME.]
MANKO: Does anyone wanna play ARAM?
FISHMAN: ^&%*(^&%&%^$(&()
MOMMY: I got banned for cheats... I can't help that I'm programmed to be stronger than the average PVE bot...
[Exit MANKO, FISHMAN, and MOMMY.]
AWOOGA: Well, looks like it's just us... Hey Ratmi, you're not at full level yet! Get back here!
[RATMI has disappeared off to do rat things, having been consumed by the mold growing inside her body.]
CHICKEN CUTLETS: Well, I'll be off then...
AWOOGA: Not so fast! I need to power you up even more! I heard you get a buff when you get electroshocked...
[AWOOGA drags CHICKEN CUTLETS offstage. Lewd smacking noises and cries for help can be heard echoing in the distance.]
FIN.