Kill by the 'Sharty (The Board I Love Is Dying)
We Like to Party - Vengaboys
ORIGINAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQPDlKoaWk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOdT9aeeveQ

LYRICS:

Intro
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty

Instrumental Break

Verse 1
Why is there a new banner?
Why is there Miku?
What the fuck is Soyjak Party?
They really brought back /qa/, too? (/qa/ too)
Hey, /v/, hey, /v/, you hear it play, /v/?
Happening is just around the corner!
In /v/, in /v/, you see it spin, /v/?
/v/ won't be here soon...!

Chorus
The board I love is dying!
And hiromoot is crying!
The janny board is leaking!
The mental health thread freaking!
They got the jannies pizza!
Both re-al and fap cheese-ah!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
Shitposters have a party!

Instrumental Break

Bridge
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty

Verse 2
Hey /v/, hey /v/, ready to play, /v/?
Vidya time is just around the corner!
Say /v/, say /v/, you gonna game, /v/?
'Cos /v/'s gone for you...!

Chorus
The board I love is dying!
And everyone's F5ing!
Like balls, the site's inert now!
Outdated sources hurt now!
So much for "here forever"—
The thread of fate is severed!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
Security was shotty!
The board I love is dying!
An exodus is flying!
Lainchan X tumblr reddit!
An interwebzy exit!
The site of spite is silenced!
But rage anons need violence!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
Got dumped on like a potty!

Bridge
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty

Instrumental Break

Bridge
The 4chan cuck is dying, the 4chan cuck is dying
The 4chan cuck is dying, the 4chan cuck is...

Chorus
The board I love is dying!
And when it starts reviving—
Anons have settled elsewhere—
Though they're going through hell there!
They're banned for CP posting!
But /v/, their home, they're ghosting!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
'Cos who comes back? Nobody!
The board I love is dying!
The jannies are resigning!
And /f/ is fucking over!
This era's gone; bye, clover!
I don't want "coal" or "gemmy"!
I want my soul; condemn me!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
A slowly rotting body!
The board I love is dying!

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Pub: 26 Sep 2025 20:24 UTC

Edit: 27 Sep 2025 14:27 UTC

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