lovemail ^_^ a cringe fat and serious one, because you all matter a lot to me . i am not joking when i tell you i have little or few friends in real life and online, so please , this is dedicated to all of you. (actually just a revised version of the old lovemail Hello)

fiona - my husband. no, we aren't dating, we just like calling each other this. nope i will neva have the chance to date her. i guess it will all be one sided by the time you realize Lol i know you might know, it was back then anyway. i know you're the type of person to not be romantic or finds it silly and doesn't take it seriously. i notice you dodge my little hints too. i guess you are right about being straight. its okay, ive moved on and ill always consider you my online best friend. anyway, i've been friends with you for one and a half year now :) im so happy i got to meet someone like you. i love and i will never forget the time when we used to compete who could ever send more than 100 messages a day when the other is offline. i love you soo so much, i hope you feel the same. i really hate our timezones, but i also appreciate the way you'd stay up and agree to watch with me on stream. im always lonely so you and my other friends on this rentry get to fill that lonely space. even though you stay up late back then, im glad you fixed your sleep schedule even a little bit so. remember the time i was stuck in the hospital for weeks? you were one of the people i was sad about because i couldn't get to talk to you. oh yeah another thing, im so happy we adopted shen together! do you see how independent she is now? it made me proud, and i hope you thought so too. the way we talk right now is less frequent, but i know that's because we're busy all the time so its no big deal! i miss you. once again, ill never hate you, i love you so much /p !

shen - my daughter.. ew i feel like an old woman writing this (don't call me a grandma again please). i love you so much. so much. i consider you as my actual child. like, ive been raising you for 2 and a half years now?? Hello? its as if ive been raising you for two years now that you can walk on your two feet with the seasoning of being a badass. im surprised how you've grown to be. you aren't that person who is that much afraid of talking to people. im so proud of you! you say that you suck at communicating, but you're actually way much better than talking compared to me. you know your other friends? yeah, i was so shocked that you got to friend them, and i am way way more happy that you got the chance to socialize to people that might be hard to approach at first. don't overthink any insult that people might tell you. throwing back to that Tan incident. i love how you changed your mindset and moved on after that. im so glad you did because i hated chatting you when you're sad, it makes my heart sting because it feels like someone just hurted my daughter and it makes me angry. that aside, i hope you know that fiona and i loves you very much. if your parents or family treats you bad, just know that you can always approach us because we will always listen to you, okay? i love you shenn, youre my little bundle of joy !! ^w<

ven - hi dad! i love you soooo much. i love how you reply to me very quickly. its like you are that person who isn't selective of who to chat, or maybe im just really happy that someone's there to read and reply to my nonsense (: i have too much things to say to you, i know you might think that i don't, but i assure you i do #trust. im so glad i'm friends with someone like you. hell, you even consider me as your daughter. honestly, i was afraid to approach you because what if youre a mad crazy library alnst pony!! just kidding, when i got to know you.. oh my gos you're so sweet. the sweetest person eva! i love you sooo much and im still sorry how i broke that 100+ streak ummmm. we really need to get on that idv grind when i get a good cpu. speaking of cpu you should ship one over to the philippines Just kidding. oh yeah, i just noticed yesterday that you're actually the bridge of me meeting most of the friends here in this rentry. specifically, my siblings _ thats why i thank you a lot because if it wasn't for you, i wouldn't have met xy. if it wasn't for you inviting me to the party, i wouldn't have met cal, and if it wasn't for you adopting stray kids.. we wouldn't have met zai (LOL). i love you dad!!! three exclamation points CHEER!!!!

here comes my fav part

xy(KUYA XY) - hi kuya number ONE! ❀❀❀. hello xy! hello? mic check? ok lets get to the point now. im a lonely and ive been so happy nowadays now that you, along with our two other siblings, are here with me o7o i'm writing a note to you first because you're the first one i met out of the three Oh yes. i feel stupid on that funny pixel game without company and i literally check the partylist on the left waiting for someone to go online. yes, if its you guys, i will instantly run like that guy nonchalantly swiping their card and its funny because most of the time its you going online so YAY! i won't feel alone at that time anymore gg πŸ”₯ forgive me (u dont even need to its just me) if im being too sentimental -- im not joking, even if we just sit on that GODDAMN PONY GAME i will feel happy with company already oops sorry capS just know that im always comfortable with you and the other two, and im sorry if ive said some stuff out of habit that finds you uncomfortable. i love how you're always there to help out with stuff because you're super smart and genius and wow long story short: cal could never beat your IQ. did you know that my roblox screenshots folder on the computer has been stuck with less than 200? guess what, it increased up to 982 when you guys appeared and i'm not even kidding AND what do we do with 982? nothang, we need to increase it up to 5000! me, zai, and cal all knows that you've always been stressing out with school anmd i hope and wish that you could ever have the chance to rest. we don't want our kuya to explode. am so sorry if i don't know how to comfort you about that but just know that it will someday come to a rest!!! if you hate those people in your group then We do too. hope they step on a rock, roll into a pithole, or whatever bad luck could come to them.. Anyways, i hope we bully cal forever until he becomes a senior citizen ^-^ i know im annoying sometimes, am so sorry about that. im trying to manage how to stop yapping nonsen- Xy: no you dont / karina: ok | and that means i hope you could be The kuya foreva (: i love you soo soosoooo so much 100x Yes! im alwyas gonna follow you around like creepy crawlies Ok

cal (kuyaPedro.) - Hey loser ❀. hello... kuya? hello.. i don't even know how to write a Serious note to you because we're always goofing around and almost never serious with each other. you will bully me once you read this i swear. (edit: rereading this and comparing this to the others .. yours is the most unserious one but its ok) but fuck it we ball im gonna spit out everythang like i just did with xy's note up there. ive been writing this shat for an hour now im not kidding. its time for me to write somethang about your ass. first of all.. thank for being the bully victim in the group ❀. i will say this once you have never heard this from me or have i ever written this in the old lovemail. i love how you became ma greenname! even though you would whisper the MOST random things like :Tickles , i am so thankful that there is someone out there being the silliest one among the siblings (no im not thankful about the tickling part because my asscheeks hurt) thank you so much for being the other braindead person with me and wow why am i always being bullied by you. but i would never take the insults seriously so i guess ill have to deal with your bullyings foreva.. i hope that you could keep filling up that strawpage with your freakiness and give me more blackmail. i hope that your cousin doesn't kill you because you keep babysitting her and im gonna be so shocked if i wake up one day to :21 Year-Old! Namatay dahil sa pambubugbog ng kanyang pinsan! bruh im gonna be terrified and i dont know whether to laugh or cry. i remember when i first thought of you as "im adopting you as my dog" im wHEEZING. oh.. yeah... im so glad you got to introduce me to idol.. hnggggg.. you will be the second one foreva pinned on the ponycity friendlist. also, my slowness didnt know how to play crk well but you actually made things understandable for once. thank you for that, wow! tank you for letting me see that laggy frederick on idv i couldn't stop laughing when i saw that. sadly i have no screenshots or recording because i was too busy laughing.. im so happy that you and zai play blair with me becaus thats like.. my second fav game and barely anyone plays that w me :/ we fr need to RANK UP Top 100! also. please don't abandon us... dont let wifi be causy of death.. we need omega in group. πŸ’” Xoxo *touches

zai - hello ZAIDYOFFMAM oops guys that is not her roblox username ok shh. zai.... zaid...... zaiying... you are so awwsome. am gonna use cute language now ok? i lov u sooo much like how i love the other two =w= i know and it is funny how you randomly appeared in the middle of nowhere after being offline for centuries and then got to join Da Sibling groupchat! i wauv you you are more alpha than cal. im so glad ven decided to adopt a random kitten (you) one day and drag you to our humble abode. i just noticed we're the only two people who has ven as their dad im crying. your skins are sooo aww its like a sponge cake. its so soft I WANT TO EAT IT! seriously, your style is so good. if i was ever a library person and tried to replicate it i would fail. i absolutely adore how you helped me in nod cry because if you didn't then i'd probably blow my brains off. thank you sooo muchie <3. also you will foreva be our meatshield (in my defense cal is second meatshield but whatever you both are meatshield but that is not a bad thang #LetItGrow). okay but.. how are you so effortlessly funny. im over here staring into my screen and then i suddenly read a message from zai: took so long i got hung (ok im sorr). thank you so so much for being ma frien.. (: if we didnt pick you up the streets then who would.. am so glad we are friens with you. u are so silly and i hope i am not annoying with how i explode on Genshin Impact Game trying to figure out the puzzles.. can you give me your fu xuan? if you give me your fu xun i will give you the 800 robux giftcard! AWESOME TRADING! okay another few thangs. zai thank u for being so nice and kind and frienly and cool and sweet β™₯ tank you for playing games wit me even though your laptop is dying and Hold on a moment i just realized you passed on your laptop laggyness to my computer there is no fucking way. ummmm ok whatever zaiii we need to playing more roblox with cal and xy when my pc gets upgraded... i bet there will be more screenshots of u three. i hope so becuse i want to laugh whenever i check my folder, ok? also i think i passed on my back-in-the-day-genshin-addiction to you.. errrr sweats? also its absolutely head aching that you keep changing your usernames every single day because God Damn sibling number three has no permanent identity. imagine if you get lost and we have to find you but we cant put up a missing poster because you have seven thousand different selves? i wouldnt know whether to sigh laugh or cry. i love all of u guys and i hope u get ventis! 0w0

bri - i lost wifi now i have to rewrite every single thing bo.. ok.. anyways. briii C: !!! i wont ever forget your bday again ok? DECEMBER THIRTEEN. see. all caps. how are you doing little sista? im soooo glad i got to oomf you! youre such a cute and silly person and one of my closest friends nowadays. im so happy about that. i love you VERY VERY MUCH! its funny how we met by mistake because youve mistaken me for another yurivampire. however thats a good thing and i dont regret anything about it (: youre so friendly and nice, and since youre way younger than me i really hope i get to see u grow up :') we have similar humor i love it! i know we've met just recently (3~4 months ago) and i hope u dont forget abt me like my other friends (wow karina drama? half kidding). i know that there are a lot of people who thinks badly about you, but they don't understand that you still have a lot to learn. so cheer up, okay? me, along with your other friends will be here to hear you out whenever youre facing your problems. if you find nowadays stressful, just know that itll be harder once future strikes. hey, dont think about it that much though. just focus on the current year and make the most of it, ok? and once future comes, we'll have to DEAL WITH IT!!! ill try my best to comfort you because i know youre sensitive :( im gonna throw punches to those people!! just kidding.. even if i wanted to, i couldnt, so i guess ill be a silent hater #smart. i love you soooo much lil sis!! Also its funny how you have like, 700 styles but could still manage to make every single style ADORABLE? hello?? i absolutely LOVE every style of yours.. ok last message i love u and i also hope that your tablet gets fixed so you can recover your main account!! β™₯β™₯

THE FOLLOWING BELOW ARE WIP NO I DONT HAVE FAVORITISM MY HANDS ARE JUST TIRED IEV BEEN WRITING THIS SJIT FOR ONE HOUR AND A HAFL

meowse - Yuriful and yaoiful sibling 🐺πŸ₯€. DO NOT EAT NE ZHA BABY DUMPLING!!!!! YOU MIGHT EXPLODENOOOOOOOO!!!!! anywas! you're the most social person I ever had on this ahh game ;w; THANK YOU FOR APPROACHING ME and now we are greenames an siblings πŸ˜› you agree that dad is rlly fruity .. . and cal is omega .. PEAK! HIW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO HAVE SO MANY FANDOMS OH MY GO I CANNOT KEEP TRACK!!!!!! stay silly diva πŸ’œ

cath - hi ca- What in God's name? SINCE WHEN WERE YOU MY NIECE.. meowse.. meowse never told she adopted yo.. Sigh.. with that aside, thank you for oomfie!! I love people who love pink >O< !!!!!!! we are the Pinksters. By the way you are such a cat. GUYS! pay attention.. if cath doesnt greet you with a meow THAT IS NOT HER!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION. your skins are also ethereal how do you do that on a FLIPPING PHONE ;. ; ok anyways Stay Meowful πŸ–€πŸˆ

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