HIHIIIEEE 〜〜 I AM YOUR ONE AND ONLY MR. ROTTEN TREATS ! ...Orrr just "ROTTEN" for short. YES, this Has Been what "ROTTEN" was Short For this Whole Time !!! New year New reveal yay I think its Time i Start being Sillier again . But i Also am called ROTTIE, ROTTWEILER, ROT, ROTTERDAM, ROTSTER , RHOT, ROTTED, ROTTAKINS ... The Variants are Funsies !! You should give me them . And other names too actually You HAVE to give me a new one to be my Friend #NewRules. Though my primary secondary name is WARM LEATHERETTE ... You can go ahead and work out how this one came about! ✌️ I have like 300+ in total though I stopped keeping a Specific Number Track years ago by now .
23 long agonizing years that may as well be Torture have been centuries that i have endured Not even Divine Intervention has slowed my ass down ... Capricorn Gaaang ♑🐐even though idgaf about astrology really. I really Like my hot pink glittery wheelchair I think it makes me look smexy as hell . Thank Goodness that was an Option for me to get I love all the compliments i Recieve on it In Real Life! Your favoritest ever Psychotic Autist Freak as well I have way more problems in the membrane admittedly but you're not getting them if you Weren't There . I am probably the only guy you'll ever meet with Achalasia though I had to have surgery for it I think the scars left behind on my stomach make me more attractive than ever before!!
I think i Peaked here and cannot write this part Better if I Tried so I'm copy pasting it Its like 11:30PM night before my bday I'm doing this idgaf : Im very normal about Old Men and Car Crashes and Surgery Sex .more men But especially old ones need to be fucking on the operating table while slicing each other open with scalpels and in the burning remnants of cars whilst being smushed together with broken body parts . When i say old man I do Actually mean up to Senior Citizens by the way I would do Anything to ride a Geezer until he goes into Cardiac Arrest beneath me. Gerontophilia (2013) lowkey story of my unlife . The internet is full of Fake Self Proclaimed Old Man Lovers i am Scaring all of them. I wanna shove my dick into some boomer's gummy mouth after he takes his dentures out The head would go Crazyyy.
There is a Lot of Haterade within my morbid twisted soul but I Prefer trying to Look on the Bright Side. I can be sorta easy to Annoy depending but not to Actually Anger that takes A Looot outta Me . But I am still Told by people nearest and dearest to my cold unfeeling heart And even those I am not so close to I am A Pleasant Joy to be around The bestest ever That brightens up their TL or DMs ... so Make of that what you will I think you gotta come to Your Own Conclusions on me ! Not much else I could say I can really Assuredly get you to make up your mind on me Otherwise. I do not bite ... Unless you want me to !!
I really really like my boyfriend husband honeypie darling dearest sugarcube btw We only officially got together after i Drunkenly confessed Sleep deprived in the AM of New Years Day and we'd been spending weeks Over a month actually mostly nonstop talking faggily Getting closer than ever And we've known each other for nearly a year now He's super duper cutes . I think we were Made for Each Other. #Soulmates fated in the stars Or whatever 🫶 Love you so much my sweetest Themis !!! Mwah 💋