Mac n' Burger recipe: eLIE and Eli (The Idiot) edition
What you need:
1/2 or 1/4 of an onion (diced)
1 Roma tomato (diced)
2 medium sized cloves of garlic (minced)
Quarter-pounder carton of minced beef
Salt Gothy & freshly ground black pepper
Dried Parsley
Onion powder
Knorr Chicken Bullion powder
Mozzarella and Cheddar cheese (shredded)
Sour Cream
Butter (1 1/2 one-cup sticks)
Breadcrumbs (plain)
Macaroni pasta
Vegetable oil
LA PREPARATION:
Boil mac at medium heat, drizzle your veggie oil and sPRIMKLE DA salt GOTHY IN THERE (oil to unstick, salt gothy for taste) MAKE SURE IT'S saltier GOTHIER THAN THE SEA
NEXT-
use a TABLSPUN OF BOTTAH on a LARGE HOT FRYING PAN ON MEDIUM HEAT
TOSS IN YOUR NOT-YET-EDIBLE MINCED COW CORPSE AND COOK IT WHILE CRUMBLING IS AS IT COOKS BETTER THAN GORDON RAMSAY'S SKILLS IN COOKING AND NOT VERBAL CRITICISM
SPRIMKLE salt GOTHY, PEBBER, PARSLEY, ONION N' GAHLIC, TOMAT AND OHÑION POWDAH
sTRRRRR
Add the tiniest amount of H2O to simmer the mEAT
cover and let it cook <3
cHECK YO GAWDDAMN PASTAH! IS IT 60% COOKED??
G O O D
STRAIN THE CARBOHYDRATES AND WASH WITH RUNNING COLD WOTAH (stops the internal cooking process)
WASH YO DAMN POT MATE
BRR BACK TO HEATING ON MED-LOW HEAT
HALF'A STICC OF BOTTAH
m e l t ~
TOSS YER TINY 'GHETTIES IN
SPRIMKLE 1 TEASPOON OF KNORR CHICKEN BOULLION, PARS-LEE, ONION POWDAH, AND PEBBER
S T I R R R R R
SPLOT DAT SOUWA CREM AND A TINY BIT OF MILK OR WATER
mIX LIKE MX. ELI DOES WITH GENDER
ADD YER CHEZ YOU RATOON!!
m e l t ~ ~
S t i r .
CHECK YOUR BEATEN MEAT
IS IT BEATEN ENOUGH??
NO?
THEN BEAT THAT MEAT BY STIRRING IT UP
DON'T BURN-
CHECK YO MAC N' CHEESE
IS THE PASTA FULLY COOKED? IS IT WELL SEASONED??
YES?
WELL CONGRATS YOU'RE NOT A FAILING DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE RAMSAY'S COOKING VICTIMS IN HELL'S KITCHEN
NOW SMASH THAT MAC N' CHEESE INTO A BOWL LIKE A YOUTUBER'S LIKE BUTTON AND GENEROUSLY COAT IT WITH YOUR BEAT MEAT, SPRIMKLE CHEZ AND BREADCRUMBS ON TOP
c o v e r t o m e l t c h e e s e ~
WAH'LAH!
YOUR MAC N' BURGER IS CUMPLETED
Rolls end credits (Written below)
CREDITS
eLIE - Supervisor and Publisher
Eli/Asher (The Idiot) - One who made and wrote the recipe.
"Gothy" Salt - The replacement for the word salt (NaCl) /hj /lh <3
Isolde (Isotope) - The one who gave the idea to us <3
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