The Official RED Rentry Brought to you by Mann Co.
Meet Our Mercs:
"We here at Mann Co. pride ourselves on two things. Selling products, and getting in fights.
But it seems that over the years, the people we pay to fight those fights have gone...
underappreciated. And with a whole new market to sell products to
so here we are, representing the hard working mercenaries who
make Mann Co. what it is now! We figured it was about time
for us here to show you just how much we pride ourselves on employee appreciation!"
"So once again,
Welcome to the Mann Co. Official RED Rentry.
Enjoy your chance to learn about the mercenaries we employ.
And maybe one day YOU could find yourself among them."
Our Offense Team:
RED Scout ............ BLU Scout
"Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!"
"Too. Much. Caffeine."
"Mann Co.'s very own baseball star!
This Rapid Recoverer comes from the south side of Boston.
The youngest of seven siblings, packing 125 hp, a double jump, and a max speed of 133%!
He's smashing expectations along with heads with his trusty bat.
Jeremy must be making his mother very proud!"
"He's faster than a speeding bullet!"
"Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
RED Soldier .......... BLU Soldier
"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"
"I'm a Rocket Man."
"Unappreciated by the US Army,
Mann Co. is more than proud of it's Midwest military man.
With a love for WW2, nazi killing sprees, and
rocket jumping, having 200 hp, and a respectable speed of 80%.
Shock & Awe is his life, not just his job!"
"Talk to him about the art of war!"
"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
RED Pyro .............. BLU Pyro
"Hudda hudda huh!"
"Mmph mmmph mph-mph mmph mmmmph!"
"Not much is known about our favorite Pyromaniac
other than the fact you don't want to see the end of
it's flamethrower! Be astounded by its pyrotechnics,
and amazed by their afterburn immunity!
175hp and 100% speed, it's quite the well rounded fighter.
Mann Co. is not liable for damage to person or property done by this one"
"Do You Believe In Magic?"
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
Our Defense Team:
RED Demoman ........ BLU Demoman
"Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"
"Boom Boom Baby."
"Knock, Knock! House Cleaning! Well. maybe its
a bit more explosive with our favorite scrumpy-swilling demolitions expert.
A genius in bomb making, with a tragic past? Ullapool must mourn it's greatest
loss with Tavish being brought to fight for Mann Co. His Stickybomb jump,
175hp and 93% speed it's hard to believe there's anything he can't do. Don't
end up on the wrong side of his grenade lancher anytime soon. He's
a better friend to have than a foe."
"Do you want to get sent a drunken pipebomb?"
"I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!"
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
RED Heavy .............. BLU Heavy
"Cry some more!"
"Shooting Good."
"Be careful around The Heavy Weapons Guy, or you might learn
why his job is to mow down the people around him! Khabarovsk Krai's protector
being gone for so long must have them a bit anxious. With his mini gun Sasha,
(who we've been told runs you the risk of life and limb if you touch), a 300hp
and 73%, Mann Co.'s maybe not so gentle giant is a great addition to the team."
"Don't go playing with danger"
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon."
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
RED Engineer ........ BLU Engineer
"Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!"
"I like to make things"
"Dr. Dell Conagher, or as he's known by most, The Engineer, continues to
astound many with how much hell he gives his opponents. With eleven
hard science PhDs, 125hp, 100% speed, and an ability to dream up
all sorts of deadly machines, it's not hard to see why Mann Co. is happy to have him.
anyway to avoid those guns being pointed at you, is a good way to be!"
"Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems."
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
Our Support Team:
RED Medic .......... BLU Medic
"Vould you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"
"Prepare for your examination"
"Stuttgart doesn't know what they've lost in the medical talents of Herbert Ludwig!
His skills in doctor assisted homicide are unmatched! Don't even get him started on
the medical advancements he's made. The ethics, and logic of the Medi Gun and ÜberCharge
are all sorts of questionable! But in matters of science that hardly matters. Coming in with
a hp of 150 and 107% speed, we're glad Dr. Ludwig took back his promise to do no harm."
"Don't be afraid to call for your MEDIC!"
"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh."
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
RED Sniper ...... BLU Sniper
"That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl for ya brains."
"Pink Cloud of Death"
"Born in New Zealand, Mick Mundy developed his
skills in precision elimination while being raised in Australia.
As his name implies, he's efficient in sniping, but don't take that to mean
he can't do harm to you in close combat. His Kukri is always on hand next to
his trusty sniper rifle. 125hp, 100%, and almost nowhere to hide from him
on the battlefield. You just better hope you see him, before he sees you."
*"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." *
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
RED Spy .............. BLU Spy
"Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced."
"..."
" A backstabber with a backstab special ability. Not much is known about
Spy, and he'd like us to keep it that way. Expensive suits and a disguise kit that let him
take the place of anyone in the room, along with a cloaking watch to make him disappear
in a blink of an eye. I'd say keep him at arms length, but the ball seems
to be in his court for that one. 125hp and 107% speed, beware! He's across the globe
and rumor has it, he's not picky about takeout requests. Watch your back!"
"Right behind you."
Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:
"Don't let opportunity pass you by."
