
The Metalocalypse Rentry

"Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!"


"Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree"


Best Episode:
Season 1, Episode 11, - Skwisklok 
"Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalib-itar, you know, and here's my... guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross." "Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos. "What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?!"

Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:







"Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee"


Best Episode:
Season 2, Episode 2, - Dethlessons 
"SKWISGAAR! NO! HE'S LIKE A FATHER-FRIEND!" "Oh yeah? Dis garbage can? Right here? Dat your friend-father? Well, It's either hims, or the band." "Whats are you saying?" "I hears by performs citizens ban-firing affective NNNNNNNOW!!" "AWW! YOU CAN'TS DO THAT! YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE BAND CONGRESS FIRST TO GETS THE TWO-THIRDS VOTE!"

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"William Murderface Murderface Murderface"


Best Episode:
Season 3, Episode 3, - Dethhealth 
"Just try not to think about a guy touching your dick."
"Just pretend it's a chick. Yeah."
"Stupid dick! Stupid gay dick!"
"I'm gay! I'm gay! Ahh!"

Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:







"Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo"


Best Episode:
Season 2, Episode 16, - Snakes N' Barrels II 
"Aah! The whole thing that gets me is that they got a new singer." "Who the is that dildo? He's like a cheap crappy knockoff, you know? And he changed them." "It's like those guys are brainwashed! A restraining order? fucking sneaky sober cocksucker!"

Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:







"Nathan Explosion"

Lead singer and songwriter 

Best Episode:
Season 2, Episode 4, - Dethdoubles 
"Hiiiiiii! WE JUST SAW YOU ON THE PARADE! IT WAS GREAT!" "William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!" "Nathan: Oh yeah! WE'RE HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK!" "William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!" "Nathan: plugging his other ear IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!" "Pickles: Ask them what they want at the-" "Nathan: I will! I will! Hold on! Hold on!" "Toki: We gets the bounce house!" "Pickles: Tell 'em about the BALLOONS!" "Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE BALLOONS!"

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"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

Dethklok’s manager, legal counsel, chief financial officer, and bread and butter 

Best Episode:
Season 2, Episode 14, - Dethsources 
"Getting along with the boys, are you? They seem to like you." "That's good. I like it when they're happy." "I've grown quite accustomed to working with Dethklok, and, uh you'd probably have to kill me to get them away from me."

Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:



"Do anything for Dethklok."

