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"Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!"

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"Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree"

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Guitar Lead Guitar Guitar

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Best Episode:

Swiss Army Knife Season 1, Episode 11, - Skwisklok Guitar

"Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalib-itar, you know, and here's my... guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross." "Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos. "What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?!"

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Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

Creation of man Kiss It hurts Kiss me Bisexual Trans Explicit

Lifes a bitch Open 24 hours Porn star Revolution Music Caution Anti god I am a bitch Evil

Nihilist Stupid I like it Breakdown Both Poly Christ Loud music Guns

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Toki

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"Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee"

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Guitar Rhythm Guitar Guitar

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Best Episode:

Cat Season 2, Episode 2, - Dethlessons Miku

"SKWISGAAR! NO! HE'S LIKE A FATHER-FRIEND!" "Oh yeah? Dis garbage can? Right here? Dat your friend-father? Well, It's either hims, or the band." "Whats are you saying?" "I hears by performs citizens ban-firing affective NNNNNNNOW!!" "AWW! YOU CAN'TS DO THAT! YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE BAND CONGRESS FIRST TO GETS THE TWO-THIRDS VOTE!"

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Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

Love Cat soup adorable Candy Rainbow Candy2 Trans Hellokitty miku Sm Sanrio Sanrio2

Getsilly Beware Insane I say meow Cats Candy Snap Pink Crayon Cat Sponge Webkins MNM PP Skull

Nihilist Cat Rainbow silly Angel Headpats Sickening Cat Wiggly Emoji Nyan Cat Plushies Disembowel Kitty Rainbow breakfast :D Emoji faces Poly Sea bunny TY Music

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"William Murderface Murderface Murderface"

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Best Episode:

Hitting the ground Season 3, Episode 3, - Dethhealth Dead

"Just try not to think about a guy touching your dick."

"Just pretend it's a chick. Yeah."

"Stupid dick! Stupid gay dick!"

"I'm gay! I'm gay! Ahh!"

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Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

Hurts Hell Kill me MLM Anger Explicit

Twisted fword BORN TO DIE All about me Banned Skull Knuckle Sandwich Evil Break some rules

Nihilist VIOLENCE STOP HATING FUCK Plotted I am awesome Gay I like it Stab Poly Violent Guns idiot Fuck off Evil kitty Loud music

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Pickles

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"Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo"

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Drums Drums Drums

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Best Episode:

snake Season 2, Episode 16, - Snakes N' Barrels II Barrel

"Aah! The whole thing that gets me is that they got a new singer." "Who the is that dildo? He's like a cheap crappy knockoff, you know? And he changed them." "It's like those guys are brainwashed! A restraining order? fucking sneaky sober cocksucker!"

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Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

Made on drugs Weed Chillpill Bi Trans Explicit Legalize it NOW Rocker

Tattooed Music Transgender Motherfucker Banned Skull Drugs Blood Top Surgery Snap PARTY

Nihilist VIOLENCE WARNING SHUT IT Weed Spin Music Evil Cat Poly FUCK Uhhhh GIGANTIC Fuck off Pretty good Hell

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Nathan

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"Nathan Explosion"

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Microphone Lead singer and songwriter Microphone

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Best Episode:

Tombstone Season 2, Episode 4, - Dethdoubles Coffin

"Hiiiiiii! WE JUST SAW YOU ON THE PARADE! IT WAS GREAT!" "William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!" "Nathan: Oh yeah! WE'RE HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK!" "William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!" "Nathan: plugging his other ear IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!" "Pickles: Ask them what they want at the-" "Nathan: I will! I will! Hold on! Hold on!" "Toki: We gets the bounce house!" "Pickles: Tell 'em about the BALLOONS!" "Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE BALLOONS!"

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Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

False Bats It Hurts Hell Apocalypse Bisexual Angry Explicit

Bite me Mother Fucker Break some rules I yel Banned skull bomb the dark I <3 Doritos stupid

Nihilist VIOLENCE WARNING FUCK Explode Awesome NOOO Pretty good Poly Crush incorrect Fuck Trees Pretty good Loud

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"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

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Phone Dethklok’s manager, legal counsel, chief financial officer, and bread and butter Flip phone

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Best Episode:

Knife Season 2, Episode 14, - Dethsources !

"Getting along with the boys, are you? They seem to like you." "That's good. I like it when they're happy." "I've grown quite accustomed to working with Dethklok, and, uh you'd probably have to kill me to get them away from me."

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Blinkies + Graphics + Aesthetic Stuff:

Email Me MLM Microsoft WWW Keyboard Kill me Evil Chillpill

Open 24hrs Anti I need sleep Stupid I<3Dumbmen Phone Kill you Less evil No I'll be right here Fuck off Scream My work is done

Murder common out of order shut it Breakdown work harder Your welcome Idiot Poly 404 fuck off Loud Music Divider

"Do anything for Dethklok."

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Pub: 07 Apr 2025 18:40 UTC

Edit: 21 Jul 2025 09:05 UTC

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