Misadventures of Mitchell Mimikyu

Note: This character is open-source and free for anyone to use.

Okay
Okay okay okay okay
Okay shit
Fuck
Deep breaths Mitchell, you got this
Don't sweat it, you know what you are
You know you scare the piss out of everybody
Just gotta cover up
Just gotta look normal
Just need to fit in to be loved
No no no fuck this isn't going to work
Everyone knows about Mimikyu!
They'll know your a fake!
FUCK!
FUCK!
FUCK!
OKAY Mitch get a grip, you got this
Just go to the Pokemon Center
You don't even gotta be a Pikachu
Being a Pikachu's the dumb play
Obvious
Stupid
Gotta flip the script
Be another mon
A cool mon
Like...
Like that Charizard!
Yeah! Charizard!
Everyone loves Charizard!
Except...
Maybe an Eevee?
No, no no no no no
This isn't right at all
A Treacko?
FUCK this isn't right either
Maybe...

It took five hours for anyone to respond to the call for a break-in at the store the next day
Dozens of torn up Pokemon plushies littered the walls and floor
The inventory was so torn up that nobody could tell if anything had been stolen or not
After a bit of paperwork, the break-in was quickly forgotten.

Mitchell walks down the street in awe
It's broad daylight and nobody's screaming!
Not one!
Sure, there's plenty of stares, but his new instincts didn't steer him wrong
This Charizard costume? Total game changer.
He just wishes he'd paid for it

"Fuck I hope the police don't come after me."

He stops at a crosswalk, waiting for the light to change
Some lady is walking a strange orange dog
It keeps staring at him
Mitchell is almost tempted to say hello, but he hesitates
There are no thoughts behind those eyes
If there was ever someone in there, they're gone now
Mitchell shudders, and mutters under his breath

"And I thought I was a freak."

Crap
Shit
Fucking Shit
How do are you supposed to clean these things anyway?
The life size Charizard plush costume had been working great for so long
But you just had to go out the day after it rained didn’t you?
You got complacent
One car driving by was all it took
Now you were all crusty with mud and stained oily brown
The washing machine would be a good start
Or it might set the stain or something?
The Dry Cleaners! They must have experience doing things like this.
But how could you go out?
As a human, you couldn’t just waltz in and give them the clothes off your back and walk out naked
Even assuming they wouldn’t ask questions about cleaning the hollowed out plush
Indecent Exposure was nothing compared to the effects of looking at a Mimikyu
Or, you had to assume based on the Pokédex writing and the intense anxiety inside you
…
There was only one thing left to do
This had better not become a life of crime
You could leave some cash on the counter as you left
Not enough to pay the ridiculous prices, but at least enough to show good will
You probably didn’t have fingerprints after all
You’d leave with as much as you can carry and have options in the future
No more getting caught out
Time to go back to the Pokecenter store

{That Night}

Okay
Keep it cool
Breathe, just go in and out
Go for quantity, not quality here
Being in public without any disguise hadn’t gotten any easier
Every nerve in your ghostly body screamed at you to run away in case someone came in
OKAY
Calmly
GO

https://www.pokemoncenter.com/search/pokedex-size-plush
Eeveeloutions - quadruped, but cute and inconspicuous, might as well grab them all
Piplup? - sure some non-final evolutions would be good just in case
Might as well get a fire and grass starter too
Fuecoco and Sprigatito should be fine.
Altaria - nah, might be difficult to be a grounded flying type
Porygon - how many people actually know about the whole seizure thing these days?
Psyduck - could be a good excuse to be a little antisocial
Whoa! Here we go, fan favorites
Lucario and Gardevoir!
Male Gardevoirs are a thing right?
Who cares with all the adoration you’ll get!
People will love you!
There was no way to carry all of them at once with the stuffing still inside
Some ripped seams and thrashing later, you had some nice, empty pelts to take home
Never mind the huge pile of fluff all around the floor
Time to get the hell out of here!

{The Next Day}

“Police are still investigating the break in and vandalism, but suspect this to be the symbolic work of anti-Pokémon extremism. Although the cameras were running, all recordings from that night are unreadable due to technical issues during the time of the incident. The estimated value of the damaged goods is $6000”

Whoa.
Thats legally grand theft
Fuck
This had better be worth it
Just wiggle inside, and… nice!
You could practically feel the warrior spirit of a Lucario coursing through your veins!
A few playful flexing poses in the mirror built up your confidence even further
You feel like you could run on rooftops and defeat baddies without a care in the world!
…
Better keep these costumes in line, this could get dangerous

Be Mitchell
Feeling in need of an Absol costume
Can't find a plushie to work from
"What to do what to do..."
"Wait, the fabric store!"
"I can make it myself!"
Raid fabric store
Feel the PIPS instincts take over as you turn bolts and thread into patterns for your costume
At last, it's ready
Put it on
...it's serviceable, but something about it doesn't feel right
Pic related

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