CHUDtsuya BEASTS Nurarihyon

Tetsuya's Idolon form stepped inside Nurarihyon's stronghold, which looked like a stereotypical Japanese bathhouse.

"Heh... I'm here to goon to loli hentai and kick ass, and I'm all out of loli hentai!"

Nurarihyon spat out his lemonade and girlishly screeched.

"AIEEEEEEEE! IT'S THAT GUY WHO'S GONNA FRAUDCHECK ME! SAVE ME 100 DEMONS!"

All of Nurarihyon's 100 demons jumped Tetsuya but he let out some pepper spray and they all started coughing and choking and sputtering and then died.

"AIEEEEEEE! Well... you asked for it!"

Nurarihyon unleashed his full power, and the nearby walls started to shake.

"See, at my full power, I can SHAKE my BATHHOUSE which transcends the past, present, and future of the infinite multiverse! Last chance to applogize for killing my friends!"

Tetsuya CHUCKLED.

"Hehehe... well, I'm not gonna apologize, but MAYBE I won't rape their corpses."

"Y-YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEEEEEAN!"

Nurarihyon threw a sissy punch at Tetsuya, but he effortlessly caught it.

He, again, CHUCKLED.

"Hehehehe... it appears... you are unaware of my CHAINSCALING."

Nurarihyon pissed himself a little.

"Ch-ch-chainscaling...!?"

"See, last Tuesday, Momo was doing her usual wankery and fought some ghost. Said ghost sucked her and the rest of the Fujiwara Senki into his sex dungeon, and after some weird lesbian shenanigans that somehow emasculated her entire team despite them all being women, he revealed that his sex dungeon was beyond the concept of dimensions shortly before Momo lowdiffed him."

Tetsuya TIGHTENED his iron gooner grip, causing Nurarihyon to squeal in pain.

"Next, she middiffed Archie when he challenged her for Alyona's love. Alyona was added to Momo's harem without issue, and Renka was okay with it since she likes to watch and likes to see."

Tetsuya TWISTED his hand, a sickening crack echoing through the bathhouse as Nurarihyon's calcium-deficient wrist snapped like penut brittle.

"So, how do I scale to Archie? Just yesterday, I was feeling particularly chuddish and pantsed the filthy Brit for the crime of being an immigrant. Then, I sprayed him with pepper spray and farted on him. He cried. I lowdiffed him, while previously Momo middiffed him, meaning I scale higher than Momo, who scales higher than a ghost beyond the concept of dimensions."

SMASH! Tetsuya SLAMMED Nurarihyon into the ground. He coughed up blood and also some cum. No one knows where that came from.

"You should be happy, Nurarihyon... I haven't even brought up my Student Council scaling, and by not getting vaporized by my attacks, you get some outerversal scaling! Stand proud. You're strong."

Tetsuya turned one of his hands into a pee pee-shaped water gun filled with... piss!

"So... THIS!? This is Ai's piss. After she LOWDIFFED the Student Council AND HLA at the same time with Shu's stolen powers, she raped Shu vigorously. Apparently, she was into watersports, and sprayed him like she was a male cat in heat. I laid silently in wait under the dumpster she selected as her rapedumpster, and got a few gallons of piss! Man, can that bitch squirt! I'm sure you can imagine how powerful I am with the strongest fighter's piss as a weapon... well, I don't have Momo's, and the wank singularity if she fought Ai would destroy our outerversal city so it's hard to say who's stronger... but now I am assuredly the strongest!"

Nurarihyon sobbed and pooped himself and wailed.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOO PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASEEEE DON'T UUUUUUSSSSSSSE THE OUTERVERSAL AI PISS BUUUUULLLLEEEEETTTTS!!"

"Bang."

Tetsuya fired a stream of liquid that seemed to not be moving very fast but was actually moving incomprehensibly fast, beyond comprehension. Every single Worm MP was destroyed by the resulting shockwave that seemed imperceptible but was actually an outerversal shockwave.

Nurarihyon was vaporized, his soul dissolved, his conceptual information deleted from the Akashic Record (Momo nodiffed that thing last Tuesday too), and his Outerversal Funko Pop collection eradicated.

Tetsuya did that accidentally, because he intended to rape his corpse.

Looking around the vaporized bathhouse, Tetsuya shrugged and opened a portal.

"Off to go get lowdiffed by Spamton again!"

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Pub: 08 Feb 2026 23:05 UTC

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