Out the Window - parody of In the Navy by Village People
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Gryhm6PvQ
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/DSIaRVvgq9/file.html
In Tactical Breach Wizards, the main characters resolve not to solve problems by non-lethal means. One character is a huge moralfag about it. This character also prefers to throw everyone out of the window in gameplay and story, including out of high rise buildings and rapidly moving trains. This is never commented upon by the story and they really act like throwing someone from the top of a skyscraper isn't equivalent to murdering them.
When can you throw trouble,
evil guys, and rubble,
and yet still get off scot free?
Where can you commit to
volley every issue
on a train or out at sea?
Where can you let them fly,
from a roof or high rise,
a defenestration spree?
Take out every bad guy
without fault if they die
and keep your morality?
Out the window
Yes, you can throw your enemies
Out the window
Yes, you can toss moralities
Out the window
Come on now, wizards, make a line
Out the window, out the window
(Pull ‘em over with a vine)
Out the window
Come on, consume ‘em into hell
Out the window
Come on and zap ‘em with a spell
Out the window
Come on wizards, send personnel
Out the window, (out the window), out the window
We’ll throw you, we’ll throw you
We’ll throw you out the window too
We’ll throw you, we’ll throw you
We’ll throw you out the window too
If you like to gore all,
but pretend you’re moral,
don’t forget the window pane.
Don’t you hesitate,
there’s nothing to debate,
you only throw ‘em out a plane.
Maybe you are too stuck
on ethics to chuck
but if the pane’s not clear to you,
or if you’re still unsure,
I have the ideal cure:
throw you out the window too!
Out the window
Yes, you can throw your enemies
Out the window
Yes, you can toss moralities
Out the window
Come on be good and chuck a guy
Out the window, out the window
(Pull ‘em over with a vine)
Out the window
Come on, consume ‘em into hell
Out the window
Come on and zap ‘em with a spell
Out the window
Come on be good, send personnel
Out the window, (out the window), out the window, (out the window)
We’ll throw you, we’ll throw you
We’ll throw you out the window too
(Who, me?)
We’ll throw you, we’ll throw you
We’ll throw you out the window too
(But, but, but, I’m afraid of dying
Hey, hey look man
I get dizzy even just seein’ it from the window)
We’ll throw you
(Oh, I’m fucked up)
We’ll throw you
(You know I’m gonna die if I fall out right?)
We’ll throw you
We’ll throw you
Out the window
We’ll throw you (Defenestration, what?)
We’ll throw you
Out the window
We’ll throw you
We’ll throw you
Out the window
You can’t / pretend / I won’t
(Out the window) die if / you throw / me out
(Out the window) the window!
When can you throw trouble,
evil guys, and rubble,
and you still get off scot free?
Where can you commit to
volley every issue
on a train or out at sea?
Where can you let them fly,
from a roof or high rise,
a defenestration spree?
Take out every bad guy
without fault if they die
and keep your morality?
Out the window
Yes, you can throw your enemies
Out the window
Yes, you can toss moralities
Out the window
Come on be good and chuck a guy
Out the window, out the window
(Pull ‘em over with a vine)
Out the window
Come on, consume ‘em into hell
Out the window
Come on and zap ‘em with a spell
Out the window
Come on be good, send personnel
Out the window, (out the window), out the window
Yes, you can throw your enemies
Out the window
Yes, you can toss moralities
Out the window
Come on be good and chuck a guy
Out the window, out the window