As promised ～ My exceptions and favoomfs! Plus some rambles. I like my closest oomfs a lot. Back.

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♥︎ Kurusu ♥︎⠀;⠀My⠀Darling⠀Thief⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

The one and only love of my life. I'm so lucky to have your insatiable ass all to myself. You are so unfathomably annoying, and I adore you so much– your patience, your banter, the way that you look up at me? You are so annoyingly handsome and it irks me knowing that you're still alive, yet I truly am so happy that you're mine and no one else's, you mean everything to me. I cannot wait to shower you in all my love for however long we live.. Though, being a BPD4BPD couple, I fear it won't be for very long www. Double suicide, honey? 💧. You know, as my stupid thief, my rival, my lover, and so on, your place is on your knees.. Jokes aside, I love you, Kurusu, and I'll reassure you no matter how often you split or spiral; there is nothing you could do to ever change my perception of you, so just stay mine and I'll always be yours. Thank you for indulging in the objectively sick things I am into. You are my whole world, and, being my lover, you deserve nothing but the best. Be mine forever? Rhetorical question, obviously. You have no say in the matter ♥︎. I love you so much, Akira..! I want to spend forever with you.

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Syv⠀⠀ ～⠀⠀♥︎

Sinigang. Of course. I hate you and your stupid self. Get a fucking job.. Almost eighteen and unemployed? 笑う. In all seriousness, though, thank you for being my best friend; you were the first person I told about Ira, you were always there for me, be it last September when I was being harassed, or recently with my whole. Gestures wildly. Yes. I really care for you. Thank you for encouraging my addictions, you stupid enabler. I am dead serious (and oh, so sick..?) about our whole China trip. God. This is really difficult to articulate. You know how much I dislike showing affection to anyone but Ira, so, well.. You get what I'm saying. You mean the whole world to me, you've always had my back, and I'll always have yours. I still have all of your drunk VMs saved and listen to them when I feel down, and I treasure your birthday art for me. Thank you for being the best. Let's smoke ourselves to death together for many more years, OK?

Plutory⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

PlutoMiro forever and always, okay? ♥︎. You are my best friend. I appreciate and love you so much.. I realise now that our meetup was likely one of the best days of my life, and all three hours (and ten minutes. Apologise to your asshole of a father for me?) were worth the anxiety of sneaking out and the risk of resting during exam season. Chatting complete shit, gossiping, sending death threats and sharing anime gore porn with one another will forever be a guilty pleasure that I will always indulge in. I ♥︎ Being a bad person with you! We have so much dirt on one another that I fear that we can never stop being friends. Though, I don't see that happening any time soon! You are stuck with me ♥︎. thank you for never judging me for anything, be it being sick in the head, my tastes in fiction and kink, as well as entertaining my insanity. I would die without you.. 💧 💧 💧

Maymay⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

Maymay! My beloved little sibling. Words cannot express how dear you are to me; be it talking about fandom, about subculture and community discourse, gossiping and complaining, or even just rambling about our partners (forgive your older brother for being such a sap?), I adore spending time with you in any way I can. Whenever you pop in to say hello and fill me in on how you and Cain are doing, I feel my heart swell with pride. It makes me so happy to see both how you're doing well with him, and that you wanted to share that joy with me. I'll always adore you! ♥︎

Naimi⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

Quite literally my twin?! I am so grateful for you. Thank you for always defending me through all of the bullshit we've been forced to endure, and for letting me be a horribly insecure, possessive, and jealous best friend. I would do anything for you! I fear that we are stuck together until the very end, okay? You aren't allowed to escape. I frequently think about the conversation we had about how a potential admission would likely make me kill myself, and, well.. I'm sorry for letting my care for you become a target for ****'s harassment. I care for my stupid selkie princess so much ♥︎!

Kairoll⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

My ugly, stupid cuck of a son. I hate you. Jokes aside, I wouldn't be here without you. My stupid son.. 😢 😢 😢 I have so much love for you despite how much I hate kids; I feel so unbelievably paternal towards you. I will be there during your high school graduation, actually.. I'll be a twenty year old with the funds to fly over and cheer you on ♥︎. Keep doing good! I am forever proud of you, no matter what. Larping with you and Ry as a family is so very fun, I adore you, my idiot, cuck of a son with a ChatGPT addiction whom we treat as a punching bag (though, especially your mother. Goodness..). I love you so much, my stupid baby boy 💧 💧 💧.

Lori⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

The Aoi to my Miyuki, Airi to my Ena, Sua to my Ivan, Haru to my Goro.. et cetera, et cetera. You get me on everything and are so unbelievably talented. I really am grateful for you as a friend! ..Even if you are dating my brother. I enjoy bantering with you and joking around, but also, having serious conversations about anything and everything is very enjoyable, particularly the way that newer jirais act is always so refreshing. I appreciate you so much ♥︎!

Piru⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

My beloved little sisterthing?! I adore you so much, Pirupii. You were my first landmine friend and mutual, and, despite the two of us being more landmine-aligned than fully "jirai", I forever will hold you in my heart as such. I love you so much, and my care for you is fully unconditional; I want to always be there for you and love and support you, because you deserve it. Even if we haven't spoken much recently, I always hold you in my thoughts ♥︎. Your big bro will always be here for you, okay? You know where to find me if you ever want to talk ♥︎.

Crispin⠀⠀～⠀⠀♥︎

My favourite artist just so happens to be my older brother.. I love you berry much ♥︎!I enjoy talking to you so very much. Whether it's our near-daily lengthy, yet so very charming voice messages about the mundanities of our days, or sending each other by far some of the worst slop known to man (believe me when I say that you have ruined my Instagram feed..), I appreciate you so much and could not see a day without you. Also, your music has been there for me at some of my lowest and highest points of my life, and I am so grateful to know you ♥︎.