any and all pronouns, im a philosophy major (of course i am.) smart and sexy office siren school counselor life coach, androgynous corporate goth baddie, scholarly blogposting meme king. dark past dark humor dark circles professional degree in the dark arts (known by some as the “liberal” arts) etcetera. most enthusiatic twenty thousand year old eastern european, undying zest for existence. quirked up amphetamine shawty gifted with the wisdom of god and the touch of an angel. woke beyond liberalism, grad school fears me and my list of awards and designations including most touching hikikomori success story, most free and awakened, most prodigious potential, best at dilly dallying, employee of the month somefastfoodchain somemonth last year, and many many more. as a genius and licensed professional i know what i am doing and my job is usually not one of those whats. i have not a care in the world, im the human embodiment of a nonreal number and all my care is directed toward the heavens. i am known by a multitude of names aliases nouns pronouns and whatnot ever since the cosmic social experimentation incident of february 2023 that turned me into the enlightened prophet i am today. my tormented soul bears the burden of ultimate truth and ultimate reality which i now obsessively preach through art, conspiracy, and confusion. i am a real ordained priest, philosopher, pioneer of science, depop reseller, and poet. phenyltriazine antiepileptics are to thank for my continued existence in this dimension. relationship status: current goals: steam giftcard, dress weird as hell, metaphysical sex, cocaine powdered donut.


Edit
Pub: 11 Nov 2023 01:38 UTC
Edit: 02 Dec 2024 03:31 UTC
Views: 10740